Welcome to Forumwarz
Forumwarz is a parody role-playing game that takes place on the Internet. In fact, Forumwarz is the Internet...in game form.
Magical dragon-faeries? Flaxen-hair'd elflords? Dank scary dungeons, reminiscent of Grandpa's basement? Kids' stuff. In Forumwarz, you can pwn trolls in ridiculous web forums...buy hacked warez from shady Russian websites...or upgrade your skills with breast implants, malt liquor and antidepressants.
Assume the role of one of five Internet personas: Camwhore, Troll, Hacker, Permanoob or Emo Kid, each with their own special attacks, abilities and personalities.
Play in story mode and pwn your way through a dense world of mystery, intrigue and Internet idiocy. Or test your skillz against others in various player-versus-player challenges.
It's kinda hard to explain. Easier to just give it a test drive...you don't even need to sign up! Click here to play right away!
Forumwarz is yet another fine product by the fine folks at the fine Crotch Zombie Productions. Fine? Fine.
Please read our Code of Ethics.
Full Credits
If you want to see everyone who has helped Forumwarz become the game it is today, check out
our credits page.
Phat Shout-Outz
We give a big thanks to these creative individuals, without whom this shit would be redonkulously unpossible:
- Our awesome Emo kid artwork was done by Eden Bachelder.
- A bunch of our emoticons, the bookmark icons and the camwhore cinematic were done by Harblgarbler. If you're nice to him on our forums he might draw something for you!
- Some images from Adium used with permission, licensed under the GPL.
- Ruby on Rails for providing a great development platform that all people making web applications should look into.
- Unspace's Ruby on Rails Pub Nite for providing a great environment to learn about Rails.
- We use Haml and Sass for almost all of our templating. It's cool, check it out!
- 99% of the code base was authored in TextMate for OSX.
- BBCode formatting by BBCodeizer.
- We stop XSS attacks with the help of WhiteList.
- We use Eclipse Icons on our administrative tools.
- Our Javascript would totally suck without prototype.js and script.aculo.us!
- Sean Treadway wrote a cool little plugin we use for more dynamic file uploads using iframe remoting.
- The paginating_find plug in handles our pagination. Ilya Grigorik's examples helped to use it even better.
- Playing card images licensed under the GPL, thanks to John Fitzgibbon.
- Some of our emoticons were drawn by Darkmoon3636, used with permission.
- We used and modified some amazing artwork that was licensed under The Creative Commons from BlueConsKen Saunders
- We make use of free backgrounds from the following sites:
- We parody and use graphics from the phpBB theme subSilver, created by Tom "subBlue" Beddard. phpBB is licensed under the GPL.

