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	POST YR FACE Odalisque Posted: OMG it’s one of the 5 for real girls on FORUMWARZ! ME: The thing cut off in the lower right corner is a ukulele if you’re curious. Mmm, yes. We need to see more of you and your… ukulele. Mmm, pigtails. (view post)	05/14/2008
	ALRIGHT YOU WORMS Hello!? I’m over here in my crotchless chaps and Hitler moustache waiting get my ass flogged ya know?!? GOddAmmIt theres a draft in here… (view post)	04/30/2008
	ALRIGHT YOU WORMS Mistress_Payne Posted: #1) BETTER THAN ANY WOMAN YOU’VE EVER TOUCHED, DIRT EATER #2) MISTRESS PAYNE DOES NOT DO THIS AS A HOBBY. MISTRESS PAYNE DOES NOT DO THIS AS A JOB. MISTRESS PAYNE SIMPLY IS. #3) IF YOU PREFORM WELL, YOU MAY BE ALLOWED TO CUM ONCE A WEEK OR SO, NOT THAT I THINK AN INFERIOR SPECIMEN LIKE YOU IS UP TO THE TASK OF SATISFYING ME #4) I GET WET ONLY AT THE SIGHT OF THE FUHRER’S GLORIOUS COCK. ALL OTHER MEN ARE MERELY STAND INS. Ok, so you ARE female… thats a good start. I will get to bust a nut. Ok, ok… Dedicated to the task at hand and there’s the potential for kinky sex while dressed as Hitler. So long as we don’t do this in the UK or Germany I think this is a go. Ein volk! Ein Reich! Ein Fuhrer baby!! (view post)	04/30/2008
	ALRIGHT YOU WORMS Ok, while I will admit to entertaining the thought of prostrating myself to see a good rack, I need some qualification first. #1) Height, weight, bra size #2) Are you a professional or is this a hobby? #3) Is there even a small chance at a “happy ending”? #4) Does hearing a man yell, “Yes Mistress, may I have another?” get you wet? How wet? Elaborate. So yeah, lets talk. (view post)	04/30/2008
	Episode 2 update: Look, lesbians! Bigguyinblack Posted: And now it’s 4. My complaint is that I’m an asshat with a small penis. By choosing to work on Camwhores first over Trolls you’re failing to validate me as a person. As MC Banhammer pointed out, a very worthless person. My Gameplay posts are just as fucking mindless as my RP posts. I just use the RP forums to FAP with my miniscule penis. And you’re right I should have posted in Whiny Bitches. Most of my complaints about my life, penis and utter lack of reading skills should be here. I apologize. Um, yeah… so wheres the problem? Oh thats right, the above didn’t happen and pig feces for brains has his head too far up his ass to realize what the fuck the rest of us find annoying and idiotic about his posts. Way to go, now go dry hump a porcupine you inbred fucking twat. (view post)	04/30/2008
	Worst movie ever !! In the vein of movies that made money but were flaming puddles of moose piss… Transformers – Another movie that molested my childhood and left it whimpering in corner til the next time they movie execs want to come and rape it. Steaming pile. Pirates of the Carribeaners er whatever – While I found the first one entertaining, the 2nd was pure shit. It was nothing more than a 2 1/2 hour commercial for the third movie, which I won’t watch. X-men 3 – I don’t even know where to start on this pile of dog vomit. So shitty it hurt, I mean really hurt. Passing gall stones was more pleasurable than this. Fantastic Four – the ONLY good thing about this movie might be Jessica Alba, but I’d have to watch it with the sound turned off… “The only time that bitch better open her mouth is if she’s sucking my dick!!” (view post)	04/30/2008
	If you had sex with a vampire... Neurotic Ninja Posted: FYI, if you’d like to read good vamp fiction PHWEEEEEEEET!! Flag on the play! Oxymoron! 10 yard penalty and repeat the down! (view post)	04/09/2008
	If you had sex with a vampire... Yeah, never understood why the undead became so damn faggoty in her books. Made no sense to me. (view post)	04/09/2008
	Tabletop Geekery That Is NOT D&D Some friends have a few of the Munchkin sets, plus we play Flux. And a friend just got me into Mechwarrior again… damn tiny engines of destruction anyhow. (view post)	04/09/2008
	If you had sex with a vampire... NawtyFish Posted: think it was “Louis de Pointe du Lac” At least, according to IMDB it is. Because like there’s that whole like 20 chapters where him and Lestat and that vampire baby are in the hotel and OGM SPOILERS! ...like anyone cares. Yeah, if you’re gonna read those things ya gotta learn to skip all the emo, “Poor me and my eternal soul” crap and get to the actual story. I read those things years ago for all my friends, I suffered through them then gave them the condensed version, minus the bullshit. Memnoch was the shiznit! (view post)	04/09/2008
	If you had sex with a vampire... NawtyFish Posted: Doesn’t that one whiny emo vampire that’s not Lestat contemplate having sex with that baby vampire he made at that one point in that one book she wrote? Can you be more specific… lotta emo vamps in those books. (view post)	04/09/2008
	POST YR FACE LizTheShiz Posted: OMG! I am now an official camwhore! Here is a normal of me for perspective! http://i25.tinypic.com/2evrssi.jpg Mmm… redheads taste like strawberries. Seriously, fuck the haters and give us some more pics, please! Don’t make the troll beg. (view post)	04/08/2008
	HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! NawtyFish Posted: You’ll only get one exp per lick though Geez! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Nawtyfish??? (view post)	04/08/2008
	HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! NawtyFish Posted: Make that 50k exp, bitch. Yeah, next time you DM… then I can lick you til I’m Epic level. (view post)	04/08/2008
	HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! NawtyFish Posted: I take 717 damage from my own spell! Yay! Time for a cigarette IS this a bad time to ask if you made your spell resist roll against the dragon? It is isn’t it.. ? (view post)	04/08/2008
	HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! NawtyFish Posted: I still have 54 seconds of my epic sorcererness left, so I cast Vengeful Gaze of God on said dragon. I don’t wanna roll 305d6, so could you? 1052 (view post)	04/08/2008
	HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! Inititive roll 3 + Dex = 7 (view post)	04/08/2008
	HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! NawtyFish Posted: I multiclass to an epic sorcerer for a minute, cast Summon Behemoth, and climb on it. What? I wanted a steed “Careful. Thats how Mom got started.” (view post)	04/08/2008
	HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! ... Is it dead? (view post)	04/08/2008
	HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! I shoot a +3 arrow at the Gazebo!! and if you were wondering what started the arrows flying… just ask Eric http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html (view post)	04/08/2008