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ITT: awesome comic books

Transmet is the best comic series ever and I will punch anyone who says otherwise in the goddamn face.

lets talk about bad music

Filthy Assistant Posted:

everything except Oingo Boingo sucks hth

lets talk about bad music

everything except Oingo Boingo sucks hth

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Vagitarian Posted:

So it’s BYOB

FUCKING WORMS WHAT WORMS FUCK

very interesting!!!!!

Camwhores need to be buffed.

ravenblooDDarkdreams Posted:

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eponymous_ennui Posted:

ArgaWarga Posted:

I have a shitty idea to improve the Camwhore. I’m still on my first go through the game (Kinda stuck at level 7, can’t really afford the drugs I need to beat the forums, so I’m grinding for cash), and the reason I chose Camwhore in the first place was that I was hoping to see hilarious things like support from random members of the forum who had fallen in love with the Camwhore and would jump to her defense in combat. This could either be a chance based thing depending on charisma, or it could work like a charm spell from any given Final Fantasy game–cast it, get one of the enemies to play on your side for a few turns. They could heal you up, replenish your sexiness, or just help with the pwning. Just a shitty idea.

Hah! I actually think this idea is fantastic. It could be called Elicit Lust, which mechanically then causes a random action (mentioned above) to be performed every camwhore’s turn for a few rounds. I love it: it fits the character, it’s unique and most of all it’s fun.

Summon White Knight.

Summon White Knight. This. Call it this.

Camwhores need to be buffed.

Evil Trout Posted:

Okay I looked into it. That graphic is a little misleading. The eyebrow piercing is only 15FL (before store adjustments)

The cost to fix items is relative to the initial cost of the item and how damaged it is. Upkeep refers to how quickly it is damaged.

The gothic script tattoo much more expensive, but it is hardly damaged hence only 1FL to fix.

Tattoos and Piercings have an advantage over camwhore items in that they break far less quickly. Looking at the numbers in there now. I think the disparity is too large.

So effective immediately all camwhore items break much more slowly (2-3 times depending on the item). Also, I’ve sent out 500FL to each camwhore account from Shallow as a bonus for your troubles

Yeah, but I upgraded to an Asscrack Piercing which is about the same price and it still doesn’t break nearly as fast. Plus, it seems Camwhore items are more expensive for less bonus in general. I’ve yet to try Troll, though, so I’m just speaking from Emofag and Camwhore experience.

Camwhores need to be buffed.

I came here to post this actually. I made an Emo Kid just a few days ago and he’s already where I am with this Camwhore, and I’m pretty much stuck. Our stuff costs waaaaaaaay too much to repair. Look at this (the items are about equal in power)

edit: And this is with the Camwhore’s upkeep at like, 7, and the Emo’s at 3. Is Upkeep broken, maybe?

edit edit: There’s also the fact that I routinely do less damage than a lvl 7 emokid (even at full Ego) while I’m level 9.

I’m thinking stats like Offense, etc, should go up automatically, and instead your upgrade points are used for gaining new skills or improving old ones. For example, making Pump Me Up give more Ego or make the Attack bonus last longer. Perhaps decreasing recharge times on others.

WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO WAIT A GODDAMN DAY TO CONTINUE

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Filthy Assistant Posted:

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Filthy Assistant Posted:

No, That’s Not CamelCase. This Is CamelCase, You FagGot.

MyBad, you CockSucker.

You DiDn’t CaPiTaLize “You”, Ell Oh Ell.

But “you” isn’t a compound word. You’re thinking of Title Case.

Also, from Wikipedia (the _online_ encyclopedia!):

*StudlyCaps (or perhaps StUdLyCaPs, also known as StickyCaps) is a variation of CamelCase*

I believe my original statement was apropos.

Variation =/= Original. And in CamelCase you capitalize every word along with every syllable.

"sell all Junk" button

eponymous_ennui Posted:

Filthy Assistant Posted:

I think it’d save time to have a “sell all junk items” button in the Pwn shop, rather than having to manually check all the items.

It may not seem like too much of an inconvenience but when I earn a lot of cred in a day I’ll just have a ton of marbles and plastic eyes.

I think a “check all junk” box at the bottom may be better. This way, the player (ala me) can select the few choice pieces of junk that he wants to keep while still able to sell the lot without too much clicky.

This would work too.

Why would you want to keep junk though? I want my gold.