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I am attempting to make a text adventure game!enire Posted:
There is no goat level… yet
Biff Weasley Posted:
Are you implying something, sir? In all seriousness, that is quite an… Intereting suggestion. What have I done to led you to believe that I am, in fact, BirdOfPrey? Because, seriously, he is better than me. (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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I am attempting to make a text adventure game!Hello. You may know me as ‘that guy who critiqued My Immortal, thereby completely missing the point’. Well, I have a project I’ve been working on, and if I don’t announce it to a large audience, it will likely never get finished. Bizarrely, it has nothing to do with any of my previous projects, hard as that may be to believe.
It is called The Hitman (A working title, of course, and before you ask, yes, I am aware of the popular game series), and it is a dark tale of lies, corruption, goats*, and murder. Mostly murder. You play the titular Hitman, beginning a seemingly simple nights work that will lead him to discover much about the shadowy government organisation that employs him. Bear in mind that this project is relativity young, and will likely incubate for some time before it is ready for public consumption. That said, It should be released before Duke Nukem Forever 2 goes gold, by which I mean the second coming of Christ.
Just to quell your fears that this may actually be a quality game, let me leave you with these parting words:
“King Krimson is going to treat you with the love and respect you deserve.
Suck it down.”
Thoughts? Comments? For instance: ‘Could I possibly have been any more condescending?’ ‘Why do I act like a cock when I know you all hate me anyway?’ and ‘What am I doing with my life?’ Well, I’ll be happy to answer any questions. Providing any of you actually give a shit.
*Does not actually contain goats. (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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Contest for 2 BPEh, why not. (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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Wooo I topped the Popularity leaderboard!I have a haiku E-peen too. That’s because I’m special |
08/29/2008 |
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All new last post wins 3BP thread
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08/29/2008 |
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All new last post wins 3BP threadWhat’s going on in this thread? |
08/29/2008 |
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Friends?Is it me, or has there been an influx of friend whoring lately? Not that it matters. Good luck with the E-peen! (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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3 BP up for grabs: wanna test your luck?(This space intentionally left blank) (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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The unofficial ForumWarz Survey: your feedback may be rewarded with Brownie Points (5BP prize fund)!Sneaky last minute entry!
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Participation
Rate your participation in the following activities from 1 (never) to 5 (addict).
Collecting E-Peen: 3
Domination: 2
Flamebate: 4
Forumbuildr: 2
IDC: 2
INCIT: 3
Pwning Forums: 3
How do you enjoy these activities? Rate from 1 (awful) to 5 (perfect).
Collecting E-Peen: 4
Domination: 4
Flamebate: 4
Forumbuildr: 4
IDC: 4
INCIT: 4
Pwning Forums: 3
Miscellaneous opinions
Rate the following items from 1 (horrible) to 5 (dreamy)
Availability of mods/staff: 5
Balance between classes: N/A(Have only played as troll.)
Community: 5
Interface: 4
Site Performance: 3
Tubmail: 4
Wiki: 4
Final section: two open questions
If you could change one thing about ForumWarz, what would it be?:
At the moment, the only truly reliable way to get flezz is to grind forums, which gets somewhat monotonous. It would be cool if there was a second way to amass flezz, to keep the boredom at bay
Express your overall opinion of ForumWarz in less then 50 words: It’s a funny, addictive game. The dialogue is great, the community is awesome, and the game kept my interest longer than some ‘professional’ RPGs. I eagerly await Episode 2. (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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Wooo I topped the Popularity leaderboard!Congratulations! Since you’ve exhausted practically every other activity, What’s next? (view post) |
08/28/2008 |
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We have hijacked your baby.TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Yes, I clicked on a link without looking first. Currently, to atone for my foolishness, I am wearing a dunce hat. (view post) |
08/27/2008 |
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Contest: Come show us your fine faces. 6+ BP‘Sup. (view post) |
08/27/2008 |
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We have hijacked your baby.What the hell? I clicked on the picture and it logged me out. I hope this isn’t some kind of hack.
Edit: Oh, I see. At least it didn’t reach Bizzaro Tom levels of douchebaggery. (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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Mass FriendshipYou sent me a tubmail asking for my undying friendship. Can I get multi friend requests? (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)This song, while not strictly speaking a joke, is close enough, I think, to fit the guidelines. (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)A nun is Traveling in a taxi cab, and engages the driver in conversation. Sooner or later, the conversation turns to regrets. The nun says “I have led a lnfe free of sin, although I have but one regret. Being a nun, I have never had the chance to have sex.”
The randy driver sees a golden oppertunity, and slyly offers to relieve the Nun of her one regret. “Are you married?” The nun asks.
“I could never live with myself if I broke the sacred vows between husband and wife.”
The taxi driver, lying through his teeth, replied that he was not married. The nun looked delighted, and they stopped at a nearby alley to do the deed. Before they got down to it, the nun explained that since she was to die a virgin, they must only engage in anal sex. The taxi driver readily agreed, eagerly awaiting the chance to sheathe his pink sword. After a mindblowing session of incredibly kinky sex, the taxi turned to the nun and said “Sister, I have a confession to make. In actuality, I’m married. I have a wife. Sorry.”
The nun just grinned, and said “That’s okay. I have a confession to make too. In actuality, my name is Tom, and I’m going to a fancy dress party.” (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Three guys are involved in a terrible car crash. They all die, and, due to various bad decision made in life, they all go to Hell. When the three chums meet the head honcho, he explains their first torture. “I’m going to remove your collective penises. The method in which I’m going to remove them all depends upon the profession of your Father. For instance, your Father was a lumberjack, so I’m going to cut off your penis with this axe.”
The Devil reveals a very rusty, old looking axe, nails the mans penis to the wall, and gleefully hacks away until the sobbing mans member was completly severed. Satan looked at the next man, and said “Your Father was a blacksmith, so I’m going to hammer your penis until it drops off.”
The brutality that followed was nothing short of horrifiying. After the grizzly deed was done, the Devil turned to the third man, who, bizzarly, was doubled up in laughter. “Why are you laughing?” The Devil asked the man.
“Didn’t you see what happened to your friends? You should be quivering in fear, not… Laughing!”
The man stifled his laughter just long enough to reply thus: “My father was a popsicle taster!” (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”
The professor replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.” (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.Ash Ketchum Posted:
That’s the point! It would be better if people didn’t know it was you. That way, when Bloodyrists does rear her ugly head, people can be certain that she is the ‘real deal’, if you get my drift.
It’s like if I posted: ‘Hey guys, I need brownie points to make a new alt. His name is Dwayne Diddler, and he’s going to be a real douchebag to fake internet friends who secretly make me sick. His real identity is supposed to be a secret, so don’t tell that he’s actually me! Thanks!’
It would be better if you tubmailed people who are inclined to be loose with brownie points, while not stating your actual purpose. That way, the ‘illusion’, as it were, is maintained. Regardless, if you wanted to be secretive, you’ve failed miserably. I don’t blame you for trying, though. (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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I'm friendwhoring and doing fairly wellOops. It seems I stumbled upon this thread way, way too late. In my idiocy, I sent you a friend request before reading this far. Sorry. (view post) |
08/26/2008 |
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