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11/09/2007 |
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let's overthrow the government in liberal crime squadRed_Machine_D Posted:
Oooh, next time maybe. (view post) |
11/08/2007 |
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let's overthrow the government in liberal crime squadAfter a night of seduction, Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto is joined by Slave Girl, Slave Programmer, and Slave… Boy…
Slave girl is moderately attractive so she is sent out to collect donations from the public. Slave Programmer is told to go do some shit with the internet or something, and Slave Boy becomes Thor’s first wingman as part of the away team.
Slave boy and I went downtown to scrounge up some more dates for myself. Of the night’s events I got one new love slave. A male engineer who we now call Lambert. Also, Slave Programmer spent the whole day goofing around on youtube and printed out some political polls as we walked in the door. Tomorrow he’s going out on the streets and if he doesn’t break something before he comes back to the shelter, I swear I’ll kick his ass.
The next day Slave Boy and I raided an Auto Plant. We went around swiping goods and breaking machines to show the man that nonunionised workers are an affront to our freedom or something.
Some workers started beating the shit out of us on the way out, I hardly escaped with my life. Slave boy was badly injured as well. Police picked up the pursuit as we left. Right off the bat, a police officer blew my arm off.
After that, it was a short time before I bled out.
Slave Boy, however, managed to grab my body and evade the police officers, despite being on the verge of death himself.
However mighty his heroics, Slave Boy couldn’t hold Liberal Crime Squad together, without the enigmatic mackdaddy Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto to spread the love. LCS disbands.
Wooo, that was a short one. Although I’m actually starting to figure out what’s going on. I have an abusive relationship with roguelikes although I’m not sure if there’s any other kind. NEeeext (view post) |
11/08/2007 |
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let's overthrow the government in liberal crime squadThor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto
A turbulent childhood left me an average citizen outside of my love for theft and above average looks. Now I must strike back at the conservative oppression that ruined my childhood.
As you can see, the nation is in a sad state, tight in the oppressive grip of the Conservatives.
One man can not do much alone, so I decided to poke around the university to gather some nice liberal college students. I visited the local internet cafe.
I tried to inform people of the plight, but not many would listen.
Frustrated, I go over to an attractive college student and half-heartedly hit on her.
Not only am I good at stealing cars, I realize, but I am great at stealing hearts!
Knowing that certain sacrifices must be made, none were spared from my all out assault of love.
Using this new found confidence, I was even able to go back to the issues with increased success.
Now that I had set all these dates, I needed to have them. Having little to my name, I figured I should just be honest with them and rely on my charm that had gotten me this far.
After my date with the teacher, I felt I was much more wise about things. Even though she dumped me.
As tempting as it was to just kidnap the conservative whore, I decided it was better to charm her. Brute force can come later.
It paid off! She was so smitten with yours truly that she pledged her body and mind to me. What is the new Liberal name for this “Marion Krieger”?
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11/08/2007 |
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let's overthrow the government in liberal crime squadRed_Machine_D Posted:
I’ll do one quick. It’ll be a short lived adventure I’m sure. (view post) |
11/08/2007 |
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Dumb QuestionsEvil Trout Posted:
Hurrrrrrrr. Thanks a bunch. There’s a reason I posted this in the dumb questions thread. (view post) |
11/08/2007 |
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Dumb QuestionsI went back to Rice, Rice, Baby to XXS it and it got pwned in 11 threads while I needed to XXS 12. Do forums often die before you can get the required XXS in, or am I just “special”? (view post) |
11/08/2007 |
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let's overthrow the government in liberal crime squadA semi-intelligent kleptomaniac who was beaten as a child, Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto decided to take his anguish out on the conservative bastards.
The day I was born in 1984, B
When I was bad, B
In elementary school, A
When I turned 10, C
When I hit junior high school,
A
Things were getting really bad… A
Well, I know it had reached a crescendo when… A
I was only 15 and ran away, and… A Life went on. When I turned 18, I… A
For the past few years, I’ve been… A (view post) |
11/08/2007 |
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general suggestions thread!Cubear Posted:
Pick one from each list: A) Turncrank, Steampowered, Quantum, Belt-drive(n), Nuclear, Electric, (supply your own).
B) Filipino, Mexican, Latino, Spaniard, Thai, Dominican, Haitian, Cuban, (supply your own).
Result: Turncrank Haitian, Steampowered Mexican, Quantum Latino, Electric Dominican, etc. (view post) |
11/08/2007 |
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hay camwhoresInsertCoins Posted:
hey jus cause ur girl dun have a girl like me dosnt mean u can be h8in ur just not realistc bcuz u jus watch the fake porno girls all day and ur probably fat and spend all day on the computer in ur parents house u nerd sum day if ur lucky a girl like me will sho u wut ur missin out on i wuddnt count on it if i wer u lol (view post) |
11/08/2007 |
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hay camwhoresoh ya cuebear ur really cute!!!! |
11/08/2007 |
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hay camwhoresusuly u hav 2 work harder 2 get pix from me but i gues im just fealing nice 2day do u really play with urself lol
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11/08/2007 |
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bump this every time schildkrote is a fagCubear Posted:
lol!!!!! ur funny lol no i used to get laughed @ cuz i had a rlly tall face like a ladder but then i grew into it and bcame the sexy biatch i am 2day i kept tha name bcuz it remindz me that even ugly ducklings can becum princesses!!!
tha boyz say i giv reel good bjs (and girls liek when i lik them too, but that’s a secret
and u cant have all the fun cuebear
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11/08/2007 |
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bump this every time schildkrote is a fagi dun kno who shildckrot is but ther r alotta pepole here so i thot i shuld write sumthin lol is he rlly a fag? u guys r so funny!!! |
11/08/2007 |
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