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"My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.

woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

Despite the great lengths the author goes to describe her characters, all I see when I think of them is a target labeled: ‘shoot here, and for the love of all that is good and holy, DO NOT MISS’.

wow, I laughed my ass off when I saw this little paragraph, I laughed at how amazingly pathetic this fanfiction is.

Edit: oh my fucking god… I read through most of the posts I missed of that horrible fanfic… I have never have I seen a real Re-Re on the internet, and now I have… thank you for going though the trouble of reviewing that piece of shit fanfic and may your brain cell damage be minimal on future chapters

(I laughed my ass off at your harvest moon high review, I like harvest moon, and that fic completely deserved it)

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while we’re at it:

Sadly this piece of shit is real; straight from the source.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/

Boss Fights and other things

Nillo Posted:

The idea of having an IM battle with a pissed admin amuses me. You could make it similar to the insult swordfights in Monkey Island, where you have to retort whenever he attempts to insult you. If you lose, the admin laughs at you and restores the forum to its previous state. If you win, the admin bows down to your incredible pwning skills and you receive lots of cred.

Of course, these boss fights should be used very rarely, and only in the story mode. We don’t want them in regular forums where they get old fast and mess up Domination.

The G.A.S.P. Thread

Orb Posted:

Yeah, this one doesn’t have to be conservative-based. It writes pretty well if you avoid the whole element of religion and just write about misconceptions about sex.

sounds good, but then nowadays for every smart choice there are about 50 dumb ones.

Your Favorite Games of all time

NES:

Kid Icarus

Guardian Legend

Super Mario Bros (2 & 3)

Legend of Zelda

Bigfoot

SNES:

Final Fantasy 2/4

Legend of Zelda A Link to the past

Lufia (2)

Super Metroid

Chrono Trigger

Demon’s Crest

Mega Man X

Super mario world

Final Fantasy 3/6

earthbound

N64:

Harvest Moon 64

Mischief Makers

Mario Kart 64

Star Fox 64

LoZ Ocarina of time

LoZ Majora’s Mask

Kirby 64 the crystal shards

PC:

Postal 2

Bioshock

M.U.G.E.N.

DooM

Quake (2 or 3)

Team Fortress 2 (the ONLY game in the orange box I’ve played for more than 2 hours)

Call of Duty 4

Stepmania

Forumwarz ()

Cave Story (the only game where I got my childhood back at age 18)

Gamecube:

Skies of Arcadia Legends

Mario Kart Double Dash

LoZ OOT Master Quest

Resident Evil 4 (I’ve played this damn game too much)

Super Smash Bros Melee

Weegee’s Mansion

Metroid Prime

007 Agent Under Fire (I don’t know how many times me and my friends play this.)

Wii:

LoZ Twillight Princess

Mario Kart Wii

House of the Dead 2 & 3

Metal Slug Anthrology (I my arcade classics)

Super Smash Bros Brawl

Playstation 2:

GTA Vice City

GTA San Andreas

Dance Dance Revolution Extreme (2)

DDRMAX (2)

Faux News

want to see more?

Lady Macbeth Posted:

Look like the innocent flower, but be the tits and vagina under it.

No shit EH?!?!?!?

Of COURSE I was reffering to tits & vagina (because ass can cause diarrhea and diarrhea causes vomit, and both makes for a shitty smelling bed)

Jesus, are you so fucking STUPID as to NOT notice the fact that I was being metaphoric?!?!?!? (especially for an Elizabethan woman, those chicks go crazy on the metaphors)

The lily is a FUCKING FLOWER THAT LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA!

    
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dumbass

One of you people stole my idea.

Good luck if even figure out how to drive a fucking car.

Episode 2: Would you Pay?

I really don’t want forumwarz to be pay2play, if that happens, then it seems like Forumwarz will end up like every other “Big” MORPG out there.

I want forumwarz to stay free

Poll: Neopets or World of Warcraft?

I can withstand over five different kinds of annoying at once, and I don’t like monotonous grinding (That’s why diablo 2 bored the shit outta me after a year).

So Neopets.

WHO CUTS THEMSELF

    
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dumbass