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Drugs Stupid Excerpts from Conservapedia

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Sat Aug 30 17:10:44 -0400 2008
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[Big Bother for Mod 08]

Level 10 Troll

WILL SUCK DICK FOR BROWNIE POINTS (too bad I've wasted 3 already)

OK, I’m a conservative, but some people go over the top. Conservapedia is an example. Here’s an excerpt from the video game article.

Guitar Hero – A game where players play the role of the guitarist in a band. Uses a special controller in the shape of and played similarly to a guitar. Contains music and other themes not appropriate for children.

Music. Not appropriate for children. LET’S FREAKING BAN NURSERY RHYMES!

Big Brother edited this message on 07/07/2008 11:56PM

was

Avatar: 40896 Wed Jul 02 04:37:38 -0400 2008
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[Good Omens]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Yeah I have been there before. I thought it was funny in a sad and depressing way.

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 Mon Jun 23 23:32:32 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

Pretty much awesome

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:What_is_going_on_at_CP%3F

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/06/28/daily-show-lewis-black-exposes-right-wing-media-paranoia/

Also, http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Main_Page is pretty fucked up; it seems to be made of white supremacists, check out their http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Metapedia:Mission_statement and page on black people (you might have to dig through the history)

Also, the other day someone from Britain asked me dead seriously if Conservapedia was a parody website. I think part of me died inside.

Tesfan edited this message on 07/08/2008 12:06AM

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Sat Aug 30 17:10:44 -0400 2008
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[Big Bother for Mod 08]

Level 10 Troll

WILL SUCK DICK FOR BROWNIE POINTS (too bad I've wasted 3 already)

Search results

From Conservapedia

You searched for happiness

Jump to: navigation, search

There is no page titled “happiness”.

TeeKayEff

Avatar: 2702 Mon Jun 23 23:30:07 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Tesfan Posted:

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Conservapedia:What_is_going_on_at_CP%3F

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/06/28/daily-show-lewis-black-exposes-right-wing-media-paranoia/

Also, http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Main_Page is pretty fucked up; it seems to be made of white supremacists, check out their http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Metapedia:Mission_statement and page on black people (you might have to dig through the history)

Also, the other day someone from Britain asked me dead seriously if Conservapedia was a parody website. I think part of me died inside.

lol at Metapedia’s featured article.

iIRZ

Avatar: 2040 Sun Jul 27 21:12:36 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?

Big Brother Posted:

OK, I’m a conservative

stopped right about here

Nikolai

Avatar: 45771 Sun May 25 01:48:23 -0400 2008
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[NAMBLA]

Level 10 Re-Re

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Big Brother Posted:

Search results

From Conservapedia

You searched for happiness

Jump to: navigation, search

There is no page titled “happiness”.

That was a terrible post.

In fact, every post you make is terrible.

ON TOPIC: Conservapedia is going to be crazy. It is right wing.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Tue Aug 05 06:36:40 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

Nikolai Posted:

ON TOPIC: Conservapedia is going to be crazy. It is right wing.

go fuck yourself

i say this as a somewhat conservative liberal

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Tue Aug 05 06:36:40 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

i was informed the term is “moderate”

iIRZ

Avatar: 2040 Sun Jul 27 21:12:36 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?

you heard right good sir

Nikolai

Avatar: 45771 Sun May 25 01:48:23 -0400 2008
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[NAMBLA]

Level 10 Re-Re

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Veer Posted:

go fuck yourself

i say this as a somewhat conservative liberal

I also think left wing is crazy.

Being misanthropic works for me pretty well.

Catt - althoug-
h

Avatar: 46806 Fri Jun 27 20:31:51 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Here are a couple of good ones from Conservapedia:

From “Dinosaurs” (one of their most popular articles according to their main page) “Dinosaurs . . . were reptilian creatures which are now generally believed to be extinct.”

From “Joseph McCarthy” “The resolution condemning Senator McCarthy has been criticized as a ridiculous attempt to silence the strongest voice in the Senate investigating security and loyalty risks in the U.S. government. When examined closely, the two counts used in condemning McCarthy were hopelessly flawed.”

From “George W. Bush” “When President George W. Bush entered office, his popularity rating was near 50%. However, after the September 11 attacks, his popularity rose significantly, reaching an all-time high of 90%.[22] Since, then, though, it declined as some of his policies have become unpopular (in part due to the media’s persistently negative — and biased — reporting on the Iraq War).

I could go on all day. I am also making plans to move to Norway.

Lara Croft

Avatar: 7241 Fri Jun 13 00:00:10 -0400 2008
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[Gunther and the Sunshine Girls fanclub]

Level 10 Camwhore

SHOW US YOUR NAKED <3

Yeah, I love browsing Conservapedia. You never know just how horrible it can get.

“Alfred C. Kinsey (23 June 1894—26 August 1956) was a sex researcher who has been described as having an influence on modern society greater than almost anybody else.[1]

He was also a homosexual sadomasochist [2] who aided and abetted the molestation of hundreds of children in order to obtain data on “child sexuality.” [3]”

“Pornography provides the illusion of intimacy, [4] but this is a satanic trap (see sexual addiction).”

“Pornography is the depiction of the sexual act, and viewing of pornography has a number of negative effects on individuals and society. Although sex itself is a healthy action within the confines that God has placed on it (that is between a man and a woman who are married to each other), the depiction of the sexual act outside of these bounds is dangerous to the mind and soul.”

“Liberals have criticized this study and claimed that pornography should be protected as free speech, even though the Founding Fathers couldn’t have possibly intended that filth be allowed to be as widespread as it is.”

“One man in particular, Jack Thompson, has imposed a one-man crusade against video games, which has made him a target of both the online gamer community and of the mainstream media.”

“Being an unabashedly conservative pundit, Coulter’s social commentaries often draw the ire of liberals. Her comments are frequently controversial and her critics often feign being offended.[3][4]”

Homosexuality Quotes.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 Tue Mar 04 23:47:28 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

The Incredible Hulk blew a load on my face

L2 posted the homo quotes page Posted:

We want your children. Give us your children. – Homosexual activists

what?

Catt - althoug-
h

Avatar: 46806 Fri Jun 27 20:31:51 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Here’s a good one – the first line of the Obama article:

“Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (allegedly born in Honolulu,[1] August 4, 1961) is the presumptive 2008 nominee of the Democratic Party for president.[2]. . . If elected, Obama would be the first Affirmative Action President.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacterium
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Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

In the same vein, my friend wanted to know what band pig benis played for (it’s an inside joke between us making fun of a guy we know.) So I was looking at wikipedia and this line made me facepalm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_Benis

The name “Pig Benis” is a spoonerism of “Big Penis”;

Tarman edited this message on 07/21/2008 5:24PM

Malcalypse the-
Younger

Avatar: Mary Mac
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“Jerk Chicken”

As a Conservative Liberal Socialist-Capitalist, I have to say I dislike Conservapedia.

“Many American conservatives, especially social conservatives, oppose legalization of marijuana in any form due to its harmful medical and emotional effects and its likelihood of harm to third parties due to drug-related crime and reckless driving”

I am emotionally harmed! And third parties are harmed somehow too! AND THE CRIME! I rob old bitches to feed my dangerous weed habit. I need a fix, bro!

SIG-ENABLING M-
OCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Thu Sep 04 18:20:12 -0400 2008
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[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Troll

yiff yiff ;)

i think that stuff is all about extreme-right wing christians, messing it up once again for hardliners, sticking their noses in where it doesnt belong..again

fagdouche

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Malcalypse the Younger Posted:

As a Conservative Liberal Socialist-Capitalist, I have to say I dislike Conservapedia.

“Many American conservatives, especially social conservatives, oppose legalization of marijuana in any form due to its harmful medical and emotional effects and its likelihood of harm to third parties due to drug-related crime and reckless driving”

I am emotionally harmed! And third parties are harmed somehow too! AND THE CRIME! I rob old bitches to feed my dangerous weed habit. I need a fix, bro!

Oh yeah man, it’s true! Because marijuana makes you so violent and stuff. Harmful medical and emotional effects?! Drug related crime and reckless driving?! I could vomit right now. They are trying to tell me crime will be increased when the black market trade in cannabis is eradicated, and crooked dealers are gone in favour of taxed weed (or better, grow your own). They’re trying to tell me that my emotions suffer when I experience a state of elevated consciousness, euphoria and good humour? Conservapedia is a fucking joke dude, you indeedy hit it right on the head.

nevkick

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Yeah I saw the page on Obama. I hate the media.

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