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Whining about my parents
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My dad hates me. Every time he catches me masturbating he says something lame like “I put an NSFW warning on your door because, well, this activity isn’t,” or “That asparagus is on the wrong shelf. Moving to the Vegetable Drawer.”
My mom only has time for me when she’s not off screwing some Phillip or sucking some Flat head. And dad lets her, which is just disgusting.
I’d end my miserable life, but I’m too damn good-looking for that. I’d slash myself, but I’m made of 100% pure steel so when I tried, I just wound up creating a spark which ignited the house and almost burnt it down. And then dad said, “Burning down the house is a bannable offense. Don’t do it again. You’ve been warned.”
The things I put up with. No other teen has problems like mine.
At least I get all the hot babes. Damn I’m one handsome devil! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 6:16PM | View Kid Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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YOU NEED TO SHOVE THAT ASPARAGUS REALLY FAR UP YOUR ASS, TRUST ME ON THIS ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. BTW YOURE A FAG |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 6:18PM | View SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER's Profile | # | ||||||
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GET A BASEBALL AND SOME BARBED WIRE, THEN ROLL THE BARBED WIRE IN THE BASEBALL BAT, AND SHOVE IT UP IN YOUR ASS, HE WILL SURELY LOVE YOU AFTER YOU DO THAT SHIT!! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 6:20PM | View Angry hobo's Profile | # | ||||||
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SMASH HIS SKULL WITH A ROCK THEN BACKFEED ON THE BRAINS |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 6:37PM | View SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER's Profile | # | ||||||
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You guys are all proceeding under the assumption that a hammer has an ass. I do not believe that is the case. |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 8:49PM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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Backfeed or stfu. |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 8:52PM | View Andy_Dextruss's Profile | # | ||||||
Andy_Dextruss Posted:
Impossible without aforementioned ass. Sad, but there it is. |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 8:56PM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 9:03PM | View SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER's Profile | # | ||||||
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hahaha this is quite funny |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 9:14PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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Parent suck. If I hear “Cheer up Mitchell” one more time I swear I’m going to cut. |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 12:15AM | View An Hero's Profile | # | ||||||
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An Hero Posted:
Aw, cheer up, Mitchell! |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:26AM | View enire's Profile | # | ||||||
Janie Posted:
HOLY SHIT
DID HIS ASSHOLE HEAL OVER?
SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:
QUOTED FOR MOTHERFUCKIN’ TRUTH |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:31AM | View Laguna's Profile | # | ||||||
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meh, i think school is worser than parents |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:34AM | View Bullied's Profile | # | ||||||
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Why do you think I left? That house sucks bro… but you’re too wimpy to do that I bet. |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:34AM | View Minimod's Profile | # | ||||||
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An Hero Posted:
Michel I wont tel yuo too chere up becaes, I dont wanty ou too cut me!
My Dad is realy nise but somtims I tihnk he is lafign at me wehn he cals me his “spesial litel gerl” becaes I now taht spesial has 2 menings and one of tehm isent nise. Wehn he sais it he smils at me and, meses my hare so I now it menes he lovs me BUT, I stil tihnk hes lafign at me to becaes, he says it wehn I ask alot of qwestiens or exsplane somtihng I figeurd out. |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:37AM | View Eirairaianna's Profile | # | ||||||
