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Poetry My latest poem...

InaneAnomaly

Avatar: 44805 Thu Aug 14 20:00:56 -0400 2008
11

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Emos suck,

They really suck,

They suck tha cock,

OH FUCK THEY SUCK.

I once knew an emo,

His name was Dave,

I stabbed that motherfucker,

FUCK YOU DAVE!

If you are emo, KILL YOURSELF.

Do the world a favour.

Don’t be such a pussy.

If life is so painful,

THEN STOP CUTTING ACROSS THE STREET AND INSTEAD GO DOWN THE ROAD!!!

InaneAnomaly

NUKESCORPIO

Avatar: harblgar
2

[The Flamers of Loathing]

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Lol dongs.

Kid Banhammer

Avatar: 1980 Mon Jul 14 15:03:42 -0400 2008
8
1

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Emos suck,

They really suck,

They suck tha cock,

OH FUCK THEY SUCK.

I once knew an emo,

His name was Dave,

I stabbed that motherfucker,

FUCK YOU DAVE!

If you are emo, KILL YOURSELF.

Do the world a favour.

Don’t be such a pussy.

If life is so painful,

THEN STOP CUTTING ACROSS THE STREET AND INSTEAD GO DOWN THE ROAD!!!

InaneAnomaly

Will you be my girlfriend?

I’m the hottest fucking emo you’ll ever meet. And it’s not my fault I’m emo, I’m the product of a troll moderator and a camwhore slut — what’d you expect I’d be, well-adjusted?

InaneAnomaly

Avatar: 44805 Thu Aug 14 20:00:56 -0400 2008
11

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Kid Banhammer Posted:

Will you be my girlfriend?

I’m the hottest fucking emo you’ll ever meet. And it’s not my fault I’m emo, I’m the product of a troll moderator and a camwhore slut — what’d you expect I’d be, well-adjusted?

You’ve got a point, and sure I’ll be your girlfriend, why the hell not?

NUKESCORPIO

Avatar: harblgar
2

[The Flamers of Loathing]

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

InaneAnomaly Posted:

You’ve got a point, and sure I’ll be your girlfriend, why the hell not?

Oh dear lord.

Angry hobo

Avatar: 49150 Fri Aug 15 08:56:06 -0400 2008
16

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

NICE FUCKIN’ POETRY YOU GOT THERE MOFO

InaneAnomaly

Avatar: 44805 Thu Aug 14 20:00:56 -0400 2008
11

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

NUKESCORPIO Posted:

Oh dear lord.

Angry hobo Posted:

NICE FUCKIN’ POETRY YOU GOT THERE MOFO

Thanks. I try.

xXxJUNEGUY1xXx

Avatar: 47978 Mon Aug 04 20:00:09 -0400 2008
12

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

ok

1337xxxlololol-
xxx1337

Avatar: 16528 Thu Aug 07 04:05:57 -0400 2008
5

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Nice meter/beautiful imagery/sick rhymez…10/10

InaneAnomaly

Avatar: 44805 Thu Aug 14 20:00:56 -0400 2008
11

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

Nice meter/beautiful imagery/sick rhymez…10/10

Aww, thnx. That really means so much to hear you say that. I really put my heart into this one, so I think that’s why it came out so well.

Kid Banhammer

Avatar: 1980 Mon Jul 14 15:03:42 -0400 2008
8
1

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

InaneAnomaly Posted:

You’ve got a point, and sure I’ll be your girlfriend, why the hell not?

Whoa, sorry I didn’t get back to you on this earlier, babe. I was busy all weekend with my other girlfriends. So, when are you ready to come join us? Or do you want some one-on-one hot hammer loving first?

InaneAnomaly

Avatar: 44805 Thu Aug 14 20:00:56 -0400 2008
11

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Kid Banhammer Posted:

Whoa, sorry I didn’t get back to you on this earlier, babe. I was busy all weekend with my other girlfriends. So, when are you ready to come join us? Or do you want some one-on-one hot hammer loving first?

Oh, don’t worry about it. In fact, it’s funny you should mention all those other girlfriends, haha. I just this second got finished disposing of the last of the bodies! Lol, funny coincidink, huh?

And people always ask me why I stalk my boyfriends 24/7 as though I’m a fuckin’ headcase. I mean, come on! This, along with many other situations, is just an example of why I do it. Anyway, I’m ready for you whenever you want.

It might be nice having an emo boyfriend, you know. After all, I don’t need to shower to get all this blood off now! LOL!

InaneAnomaly edited this message on 07/21/2008 5:13PM

Kid Banhammer

Avatar: 1980 Mon Jul 14 15:03:42 -0400 2008
8
1

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Oh, don’t worry about it. In fact, it’s funny you should mention all those other girlfriends, haha. I just this second got finished disposing of the last of the bodies! Lol, funny coincidink, huh?

And people always ask me why I stalk my boyfriends 24/7 as though I’m a fuckin’ headcase.

Mmm…. You remind me of Janie! You two BFFs or somefing?

And my dad’ll just LOVE having someone stalking our home! Heh heh heh…

I’ll tubmail you my addy; and we’ll hook up. You bring the toys you want and we’ll see how they play with mine.

SIG-ENABLING M-
OCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Mon Aug 18 17:43:31 -0400 2008
17

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Troll

yiff yiff ;)

POSTING TO BOOST ANOMALYS FLAMER SCORE

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Tue Aug 05 09:16:29 -0400 2008
3

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 8 Re-Re

“”

Pokemon!

Tarman

Avatar: Bacterium
15
10

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Ash Ketchum Posted:

Pokemon!

[url]http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?act=idx

...looks[/url] like it got raided. Oh well, at least the topics are still there.

InaneAnomaly

Avatar: 44805 Thu Aug 14 20:00:56 -0400 2008
11

[FUCK YOU]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Kid Banhammer Posted:

Mmm…. You remind me of Janie! You two BFFs or somefing?

And my dad’ll just LOVE having someone stalking our home! Heh heh heh…

I’ll tubmail you my addy; and we’ll hook up. You bring the toys you want and we’ll see how they play with mine.

Sweet. I dunno, perhaps Janie and I would get along quite well.

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

POSTING TO BOOST ANOMALYS FLAMER SCORE

THANKS BRO!

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Sun Jul 27 07:09:19 -0400 2008
15

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’m assuming I’ve had sex with whoever this “Janie” is.

Thank you in advance for your
contrinution.
Evil Trout where are you
We wait in lonely silence
Are you dead, maybe
All you have to do
is tell a good joke.
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