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Fun Unopened letter to the world

Milo

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

So i thought you em0 kiddies wuld lyk this idea.

basically ITT you post ‘letters’ to pppl, no mattre how pointless or silly they may be.

also it cud help you get somethin off ur chest if you cnt say it to them in reel life.

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Milo

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

i’ll go first!!!1

deer neighbours;

plz stop shouting outsied.

it scares me cuz ur relli scary and on drugz

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from a very scared neighbour next door

TUBSWEETIE

MODERATOR
Avatar: 3450 Wed Nov 12 23:00:31 -0500 2008
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

captian glorious

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TUBSWEETIE

MODERATOR
Avatar: 3450 Wed Nov 12 23:00:31 -0500 2008
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

captian glorious

I posted a letter just there.

An Hero

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Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Dear Gerard Way I wish you were my best friend.

Milo

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

An Hero Posted:

Dear Gerard Way I wish you were my best friend.

omg duuude, im lisening to MCR atm

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An Hero

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Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

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Milo

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

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LeFox

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[RULES SO MUCH IT HURTS]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

DEAR MILO,

YOUR ****ING OBNOXIOUS AND I WANT TO FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH male reproductive organ NOT OUT OF LUST BUT RATHER IN AN EFFORT TO GET YOU TO SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR POINTLESS WHINING AND ****ING AND OVERALL BEING A PAIN IN MY OTHERWISE ENDURING bum.

LOVE,

LeFox

CreepPipe

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16

[KFC University]

Level 35 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

To my unborn son,

Get a job and move out already.

Love,

Dad

fabulous personron

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2

[Curb Stomp]

Level 9 Emo Kid

knew from the start that things fall apart, and tend to shatter

Dear Ana,

I wish I could let you go, but you are also my best friend. Because of you I feel empty… in my body and in my soul. I wish people could understand how important you are to me yet how you entrap me as well. Pleasure and pain… love you always.

bulldyke

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

LeFox Posted:

DEAR MILO,

YOUR ****ING OBNOXIOUS AND I WANT TO FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH male reproductive organ NOT OUT OF LUST BUT RATHER IN AN EFFORT TO GET YOU TO SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR POINTLESS WHINING AND ****ING AND OVERALL BEING A PAIN IN MY OTHERWISE ENDURING bum.

LOVE,

LeFox

Dear LeFox,

Your talk of stuffing male reproductive organs in mouths combined with your avatar lead me to think that you’re really craving male reproductive organs in your own mouth. Well, I can help you with that. I have a very large, black strap on that hasn’t been washed after the last ten or so uses. I’d be glad to stuff it in your mouth for you, you know, as a test to see if you are ready for the real thing. TubMail me for details. Log in to see images!

P.S. You’re a terrible poster.

With all the love I have,

bulldyke

Chapped bum

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Dear our lord and savior,

My heart would explode from the sheer warmth of your presence near me and if I could, I would give up my soul for you to keep your good looks and even make you immortal. Your all-knowing and raw generosity towards the common-folk is greatly appreciated by myself and the rest of your…well, fans. I wish to one day meet you to possibly shoot hoops or go on your yacht. I could finally die happy having sat on the couch and watched every season of Two and a Half men for days with you.

One of your many loyal followers,

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ToXXXic

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6

[Brainfreeze]

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

If i died tomorrow

would this song live on forever?

and here is my

unopened letter to a world

that never shall reply

if i died tomorrow

would this song live on forever?

and here is my

unopened letter to a world

that never shall reply

never shall reply

from this second story window

i can hear the church bells calling out my name

this table is set for one

even angels would be homesick

in this forsaken town

on random notes of parchment

i’m scrawling my existence

dressed in white

this candle radiates throughout the night

and it’s never burning out

never burning out

from this second story window

i can hear the children down on main street

they’re singing their songs tonight

in the shadows i will listen to their every movement

Mr. Higginson am i not good enough for the world?

am i destined only to die

the same way that i lived,

its seclusion?

but high up on this mountain

i can almost see your lonely window sill

they’ll carry you off tonight

there’s a ghost in your old bedroom

and a candle burning bright

if i die tomorrow

will this song live on forever?

Milo

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

Dear **** YOU;

stop tryna b teh new TEAM SHORTBUS.

mots of u suk soooo badly.

altho sum of yo0 are alrite peoples (ie chapped bum is okay).

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Milo

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

LeFox Posted:

DEAR MILO,

YOUR ****ING OBNOXIOUS AND I WANT TO FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH male reproductive organ NOT OUT OF LUST BUT RATHER IN AN EFFORT TO GET YOU TO SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR POINTLESS WHINING AND ****ING AND OVERALL BEING A PAIN IN MY OTHERWISE ENDURING bum.

LOVE,

LeFox

Dear LeFox

I undastand if u wanna commit sexual acts on me bt i hav a girlfrend!!!

p.s u r a terrible poster

lots ov luv, milo Log in to see images!

vickle

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3

[Giggles]

Level 20 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

I Log in to see images! the Ataris.

Goth_Jesus

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22

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Dearest Audrey,

I don’t know why I get so angry at you. I love you with all my heart, and nothing can ever change that. Except maybe a more attractive woman. Please stop being a **** now and let me **** you, it’s been over a year.

SIG-ENABLING M-
OCK-CONGLER

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9

[**** YOU]

Level 35 Troll

SUCK MY SWEATY BALLSACK

DEAR GOTH JESUS: YOU ARE A HUMUNGOUS fabulous person AND ITS FUNNY TO LAFF AT

YOUR bumRAPER,

SIG

Morro the buml-
ess

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[Gunther and the Sunshine Girls fanclub]

Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

Dear Everyone except Klan **** You,

I do not understand why my presence bumhurts you, or what i did to deserve it, but you ****y fabulous persons should know that all the negative attantion you give me makes me all warm and happy inside. its like crack for my soul. you may call me a masochist, but what i call you is a male reproductive organ shredding vd bomb. Klan **** You has and Will pwn your goddamned souls, and you should be thankful that they do, because Fenk is too bumhurt to come up with original ****.

your ex lover,

Morro the bumless

(p.s. I still love you even though you cant backfeed)

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How easy is that?
Make me feel good and you can win
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