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Girls okay, i have a problem

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Thu Oct 30 20:43:45 -0400 2008
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

John McCain for lemon party

I have it really bad for this one girl. Thing is, she’s my best friend’s younger sister. How can I play this off without it being incredibly awkward? Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

Who is she? Does she have a sister?

FAIL edited this message on 07/27/2008 10:14PM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 Sat Nov 08 03:23:43 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Emo Kid

99 percent nicer than other players!

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crayoncakes

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 30 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Show her yer little pet dragon Log in to see images!

elenaratelimit

Avatar: 24791 Sun Oct 19 20:26:02 -0400 2008
12

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

fine upstanding member of society

Pathetic… and they expect him to save us from the Dark Lord. I suggest you keep practicing your occlumency instead having fanciful dreams, Mr. Potter.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Thu Oct 30 20:43:45 -0400 2008
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

John McCain for lemon party

Ron Weasley Posted:

Who is she? Does she have a sister?

uh it’s nobody you would know.

CreepPipe

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16

[KFC University]

Level 35 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

If he’s really your best friend he’d put the roofie in her drink for you.

SIG-ENABLING M-
OCK-CONGLER

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9

[**** YOU]

Level 35 Troll

SUCK MY SWEATY BALLSACK

the spell you seek is very hard to learn…avoidus findoutus girlfriendium

nanalatinojesu-
s gets you JUS-
TICE IN YOUR F-
ORUMS

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4

Level 26 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Ahaha! Look at little Potter – the boy wizard! – he can’t even land him some woman's genitals!

Fools! Ahahahahhahaa!!

crayoncakes

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 30 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

Ahaha! Look at little Potter – the boy wizard! – he can’t even land him some woman's genitals!

Fools! Ahahahahhahaa!!

woman's genitals? Arr, I dun know what yer into, but cats ain’t my thing. Gimme a good hippogriff instead any day o’ the week.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Thu Oct 30 20:43:45 -0400 2008
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

John McCain for lemon party

bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

Ahaha! Look at little Potter – the boy wizard! – he can’t even land him some woman's genitals!

Fools! Ahahahahhahaa!!

how much did you get while you were in azkaban? i bet if i put an ear to your woman's genitals i could hear the sound of desert winds.

Thegoose

Avatar: Red Green

[Team Shortbus]

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

odis

Fran

Avatar: 34789 Mon Nov 10 07:57:27 -0500 2008
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

Ron Weasley Posted:

Who is she? Does she have a sister?

Someone is too quick… right old brother?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

‘arry all you have to do is take a naked picture with a horse…

Then all the ladies will want you! And are you sure I don’t know this girl?

Hermione Grang-
er

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

I think you should tell her how you feel!

*looks wistfully at Ron*

nanalatinojesu-
s gets you JUS-
TICE IN YOUR F-
ORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

Level 26 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Hermione Granger Posted:

I think you should tell her how you feel!

*looks wistfully at Ron*

Get out of this thread you filthy little mudblood.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

Hermione Granger Posted:

I think you should tell her how you feel!

*looks wistfully at Ron*


*GULP* m-m-me?

um-uh-hey Hermione… you are -um- good at spells and-uh …I hafta go

”you’re good at spells”? Come on Ron, that was quite awful even for you

Fran

Avatar: 34789 Mon Nov 10 07:57:27 -0500 2008
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

Ron Weasley Posted:

*GULP* m-m-me?

um-uh-hey Hermione… you are -um- good at spells and-uh …I hafta go

”you’re good at spells”? Come on Ron, that was quite awful even for you


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

Ginny Weasley Posted:

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Don’t look at me like that sis, I’m under a lot of pressure ok?!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 Tue Nov 11 02:21:17 -0500 2008
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 32 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

alt fail

kittiejenn edited this message on 07/28/2008 3:56AM
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