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Macho FAIL'S FINAL CONTEST: FOR 30 BPs (PAINT GAME YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

The idea behind this contest was Hobart Bliggity’s awesome idea (which he stole from a somethingawful thread).

The contest is simple. You control the character (me) by making posts, and the story will unfold however you guys like.

I am changing it up bit. This will go more like Angry Hobo’s first person shooter paint game, except every so often I will announce “X BPs HAVE APPEARED” and the next person to post “TAKE BPs” without editing their post will win that amount.

This contest goes until the story ends, you’ll know when.

Be patient with me since the pics take awhile to make and I can only do so many actions at a time. Also, I have no ideas for the story yet, I’ll do it as I go along.

Anyway, let’s start shall we?

Log in to see images!

I just woke up. It’s dark, I should turn on the light. (hint in url)

EDIT: I WILL PICK AND CHOOSE TO DO WHAT PEOPLE POST IF PEOPLE POST TO MUCH **** LIKE NOW

trolling bad ideas is encouraged.

EDIT: I AM EDITTING THE RULES TO KEEP THE GAME FUN. IF YOU ARE CONSTANTLY MAKING STUPID bum SUGGESTIONS OR POST ABOUT BP WHEN THEY HAVEN’T APPEARED, YOU ARE DQ’D

Thanks to a generous donation from Bauzer, this thread will be running for as long as I feel like painting.

FAIL edited this message on 09/28/2008 3:01PM

Something_Witt-
y

Avatar: 32289 Sat Nov 08 04:44:14 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

IM A MARKED ****

Run around bumping into walls for a while

NotJoePesci

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7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Clap on!

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Clap twice.

SIG-ENABLING M-
OCK-CONGLER

Avatar: SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER's Avatar
9

[**** YOU]

Level 35 Troll

SUCK MY SWEATY BALLSACK

FAIL Posted:

The idea behind this contest was Hobart Bliggity’s awesome idea (which he stole from a somethingawful thread).

The contest is simple. You control the character (me) by making posts, and the story will unfold however you guys like.

I am changing it up bit. This will go more like Laguna’s first person shooter paint game, except every so often I will announce “X BPs HAVE APPEARED” and the next person to post “TAKE BPs” without editing their post will win that amount.

This contest goes until the story ends, you’ll know when.

Be patient with me since the pics take awhile to make and I can only do so many actions at a time. Also, I have no ideas for the story yet, I’ll do it as I go along.

Anyway, let’s start shall we?

Log in to see images!

I just woke up. It’s dark, I should turn on the light. (hint in url)

ah ic

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:29PM

Catt although

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18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Clap twice

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

interesting but who is getting 30bps? you might want to specify who is going to get what, and why..

-for making a post you find amusing>?

Whoever posts TAKE BPS after he posts X BPS have appeared.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

Something_Witty Posted:

Run around bumping into walls for a while

OUCH (I fell back in bed)

NotJoePesci Posted:

Clap on!

Log in to see images!

much better.

I AM The SKA B-
OSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Dance on your bearskin rug.

I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:31PM

n00bk1ller

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Reach into the bears mouth.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

maybe I should start by getting out of bed first…

(I won’t be so picky normally, except I already made the next getoutofbed pic)

FAIL edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:32PM

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Get out of bed THEN reach into the bears mouth.

I AM The SKA B-
OSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Dance on your BED then. >.>

I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:33PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

Log in to see images!

I slowly am walking over to the bear

(pic is censored for SFW purposes)

FAIL edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:33PM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 Mon Nov 10 07:57:27 -0500 2008
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

damn

Fran edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:33PM

enire

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9

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I bring you breakfast in bed. I am clothed only in a frilly apron. Log in to see images!

D’oh! Apparently I am too late; you’re already up.

enire edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:34PM

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Damn.

Ash Ketchum edited this message on 09/24/2008 7:34PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Sat Nov 22 15:35:25 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

I’m doing the art Fran, I might ask for help later but I’m good now

Fran

Avatar: 34789 Mon Nov 10 07:57:27 -0500 2008
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

Bleh, edited it already.

Go on.

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