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How to bang a Girl

Shadow Turkey

4.89"

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

For all you fabulous persons out there that are still virgin, step by step.

1.Get a blunt,hard object(Not your male reproductive organ), something like a cricket bat or iron pipe should do

2.Go somewhere girls hang around(Like a party or something)

3.ask one of them for a bit of time alone

4.Hit her in the head as hard as you ****ing can.

5.Get her body in your car/bicycle and go home.

6.put duct tape on her mouth and imobilize her arms and legs(This is extremely important, if she wakes up in the middle of the sex she wont be able to scream or move.)

7.Sex(Only Anal and woman's genitalsl, you dont want your male reproductive organ bitten off)

Posted On: 11/19/2007 6:26PM

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Paraone

7.13"

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

GHB is much better imho

Posted On: 11/19/2007 6:29PM

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Shadow Turkey

4.89"

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

The forums are slow now because everyone went out to try to have sex with a girl now that they know how to do it.

Posted On: 11/19/2007 6:41PM

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JersY_balla

3.88"

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

girls are for fabulous personsLog in to see images!

Posted On: 11/19/2007 7:53PM

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Ryouga Inverse

6.39"

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

or you could use aqua dots i hear they are the date enjoy drug

Posted On: 11/19/2007 8:15PM

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Schildkrote

2.86"

Level 10 Troll

I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK

Ryouga Inverse Posted:

or you could use aqua dots i hear they are the date enjoy drug

wtf would u knwo abuot bagign girls fabulous personime

Posted On: 11/19/2007 8:15PM

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Ryouga Inverse

6.39"

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Schildkrote Posted:

Ryouga Inverse Posted:

or you could use aqua dots i hear they are the date enjoy drug

wtf would u knwo abuot bagign girls fabulous personime

didnt we go over this in the other thread about girls and clits or something

****, i don’t remember, i’m tired from having too much sex, so how about this, you pretend i said something witty here and we can both go on with our lives

Posted On: 11/19/2007 8:20PM

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dongs

6.86"

Level 10 Troll

JOIN TEAM AWESOME NOW AND GET FREE LOLICON HENTAI!

all girls aer fabulous persons they all liek 2 succk male reproductive organs wtf

Posted On: 11/20/2007 2:52AM

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Cubear

7.17"

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

I wouldn’t say all of them.

not nice to make broad sweeping bumumptions.

Posted On: 11/20/2007 4:43AM

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Cyst

7.08"

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Shadow Turkey Posted:

For all you fabulous persons out there that are still virgin, step by step.

1.Get a blunt,hard object(Not your male reproductive organ), something like a cricket bat or iron pipe should do
2.Go somewhere girls hang around(Like a party or something)
3.ask one of them for a bit of time alone
4.Hit her in the head as hard as you ****ing can.
5.Get her body in your car/bicycle and go home.
6.put duct tape on her mouth and imobilize her arms and legs(This is extremely important, if she wakes up in the middle of the sex she wont be able to scream or move.)
7.Sex(Only Anal and woman's genitalsl, you dont want your male reproductive organ bitten off)

hawt Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/20/2007 4:50AM

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****esAintShi-
t

1.02"

Level 7 Re-Re

Cubear Posted:

not nice to make broad sweeping bumumptions.

yu0 use a l0t ov bigg wordds too try nd sound smaert but yu0r not smart girl``````

Posted On: 11/20/2007 5:45AM

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InsertCoins

6.6"

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Shadow Turkey Posted:

For all you fabulous persons out there that are still virgin, step by step.

1.Get a blunt,hard object(Not your male reproductive organ), something like a cricket bat or iron pipe should do
2.Go somewhere girls hang around(Like a party or something)
3.ask one of them for a bit of time alone
4.Hit her in the head as hard as you ****ing can.
5.Get her body in your car/bicycle and go home.
6.put duct tape on her mouth and imobilize her arms and legs(This is extremely important, if she wakes up in the middle of the sex she wont be able to scream or move.)
7.Sex(Only Anal and woman's genitalsl, you dont want your male reproductive organ bitten off)

why go through all this trouble when you can just pay a hooker ?

Posted On: 11/20/2007 7:19AM

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Shadow Turkey

4.89"

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

InsertCoins Posted:

Shadow Turkey Posted:

For all you fabulous persons out there that are still virgin, step by step.

1.Get a blunt,hard object(Not your male reproductive organ), something like a cricket bat or iron pipe should do
2.Go somewhere girls hang around(Like a party or something)
3.ask one of them for a bit of time alone
4.Hit her in the head as hard as you ****ing can.
5.Get her body in your car/bicycle and go home.
6.put duct tape on her mouth and imobilize her arms and legs(This is extremely important, if she wakes up in the middle of the sex she wont be able to scream or move.)
7.Sex(Only Anal and woman's genitalsl, you dont want your male reproductive organ bitten off)

why go through all this trouble when you can just pay a hooker ?

I did this for the poor

Posted On: 11/20/2007 10:36AM

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Cystie

3.6"

Level 6 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Shadow Turkey Posted:

For all you fabulous persons out there that are still virgin, step by step.

1.Get a blunt,hard object(Not your male reproductive organ), something like a cricket bat or iron pipe should do
2.Go somewhere girls hang around(Like a party or something)
3.ask one of them for a bit of time alone
4.Hit her in the head as hard as you ****ing can.
5.Get her body in your car/bicycle and go home.
6.put duct tape on her mouth and imobilize her arms and legs(This is extremely important, if she wakes up in the middle of the sex she wont be able to scream or move.)
7.Sex(Only Anal and woman's genitalsl, you dont want your male reproductive organ bitten off)

blunt objects… . ha….. use a razor blade…. cut into ….....my heart while you cut into …..........my soul….. we will become entwined …...............as you come from behind Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/20/2007 11:52AM

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Phlegmatic

6.82"

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

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Posted On: 11/20/2007 12:56PM

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