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Feature ADVICE FOR EMOS WHO CANNOT AFFORD BLACK NAIL VARNISH

FoetalBlowjob

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

BASH YOUR FINGERS WITH A HAMMER.

Ash Ketchum

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

[Pokemon Trainers]

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

I support this idea.

ArtificialFlav-
our

Avatar: Sad Face
2

[A TV Is A Tree]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I can’t afford a hammer either.

elenaratelimit

Avatar: 24791 Sun Oct 19 20:26:02 -0400 2008
12

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

fine upstanding member of society

good thread

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Dried blood works better.

Lizzie the Spa-
m Bot

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

OMG

That worked so well, I don’t have to cut my wrists (not that i’m not going to lolololol) because my mom won’t drive me to teh store to get some nail paolish, thx

lousyfabulous person444

Avatar: Struggle

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Neato, besides transferring my pain to the outside bashing in my fingernails makes ‘em look just like I’ve got black varnish and makes me slightly less depressed.

Dark_Symphony

Avatar: Guitar

[Yiff]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

sharpie works when you’re out of nail polish

Ztacker

Avatar: Spider Illustration

[Superfabulous persons]

Level 13 Emo Kid

I like to dress up as a baboon so I can show off my purple bum. Long live WikiFur and Furries! :D

Burning your own nails also works, makes ‘em the shade of soot.

Emma Example

Avatar: Emo Girl 2
3

[Any-Other Klan]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Oh

i didn’t know you could use nail varnish to blacken fingernails Log in to see images!

sounds like some emo-wannbies invented it lately Log in to see images!

Dark_Symphony

Avatar: Guitar

[Yiff]

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

if you use lots of sharpie it seeps up under the cuticles and the blackness under the skin makes you look like your dead.

also it lasts longer for me than nail polish….my polish never lasts long enough. and the people at the nail place in the mall keep asking to put flowers on my nails…...Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 Tue Nov 25 02:09:58 -0500 2008
12

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

is Jalapeno Bootyhole's personal bum licker ****.

Dark_Symphony Posted:

your

FoetalBlowjob

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

if you don’t have any eye makeup, you can bash your eyesockets with a hammer too.

SilentCore

Avatar: Thinker

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Dry blood comes out to a dark red, not the black of my heart….

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Tue Nov 25 03:25:14 -0500 2008
17

[Yiffz in hell]

Level 35 Troll

hey look at me i like making ****ty posts and terrible suggestions and i poop in my own mouth

SilentCore Posted:

Dry blood comes out to a dark red, not the black of my heart….

If that’s the case, then you’re not quite dark enough

Invi

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Stuff your fingers in the printer.

Inkjets really do hurt.

As a bonus, you can make free tattoos as well!

TheReverend

Avatar: Sneakers

[-Core Empire]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

What about those that cant afford hammers!

Go to school and steal a sharpie from the teacher!

I think thats a great idea!

mcfreaki

Avatar: Guitar

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

no no no no! black rollerball pens stay for days, if you let the ink dry.

alternatively black acrylic paint works.

MikePattonFanb-
oi

Avatar: Chug

[Team Crazy Awesome]

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Instead of wasting all your time sitting at PC and making your bumes even fatter [which, in return, makes you even more emoish], you could do what I do. work hard and do manual labor & odd jobs. Soon, your hands, not just nails, will turn black from all the dirt. The trick is to be extra careful when washing hands and not wash off dirt from nails.

cognitivedisso-
nance

Avatar: Thinker

[Carls]

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Frostbite, necrotizing fascitis (wiki), being black.

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