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ADVICE FOR EMOS WHO CANNOT AFFORD BLACK NAIL VARNISH
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BASH YOUR FINGERS WITH A HAMMER. |
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| Posted On: 09/25/2008 3:42PM | View FoetalBlowjob's Profile | # | ||||||
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I support this idea. |
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| Posted On: 09/25/2008 3:44PM | View Ash Ketchum's Profile | # | ||||||
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I can’t afford a hammer either. |
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| Posted On: 09/25/2008 6:02PM | View ArtificialFlavour's Profile | # | ||||||
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good thread |
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| Posted On: 10/03/2008 10:43PM | View elenaratelimit's Profile | # | ||||||
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Dried blood works better. |
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| Posted On: 10/03/2008 10:45PM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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OMG
That worked so well, I don’t have to cut my wrists (not that i’m not going to lolololol) because my mom won’t drive me to teh store to get some nail paolish, thx |
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| Posted On: 10/03/2008 11:18PM | View Lizzie the Spam Bot's Profile | # | ||||||
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Neato, besides transferring my pain to the outside bashing in my fingernails makes ‘em look just like I’ve got black varnish and makes me slightly less depressed. |
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| Posted On: 10/05/2008 9:15PM | lousyfabulous person444 | # | ||||||
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sharpie works when you’re out of nail polish |
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| Posted On: 10/08/2008 1:43AM | View Dark_Symphony's Profile | # | ||||||
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Burning your own nails also works, makes ‘em the shade of soot. |
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| Posted On: 10/08/2008 7:29AM | View Ztacker's Profile | # | ||||||
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Oh i didn’t know you could use nail varnish to blacken fingernails Log in to see images! sounds like some emo-wannbies invented it lately Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/08/2008 9:26AM | View Emma Example's Profile | # | ||||||
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if you use lots of sharpie it seeps up under the cuticles and the blackness under the skin makes you look like your dead.
also it lasts longer for me than nail polish….my polish never lasts long enough. and the people at the nail place in the mall keep asking to put flowers on my nails…...Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/09/2008 4:45AM | View Dark_Symphony's Profile | # | ||||||
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Dark_Symphony Posted:
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| Posted On: 10/09/2008 5:19AM | View Johnny Mac's Profile | # | ||||||
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if you don’t have any eye makeup, you can bash your eyesockets with a hammer too. |
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| Posted On: 10/11/2008 9:40PM | View FoetalBlowjob's Profile | # | ||||||
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Dry blood comes out to a dark red, not the black of my heart…. |
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| Posted On: 10/12/2008 6:15PM | View SilentCore's Profile | # | ||||||
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SilentCore Posted:
If that’s the case, then you’re not quite dark enough |
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| Posted On: 10/12/2008 6:18PM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
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Stuff your fingers in the printer.
Inkjets really do hurt.
As a bonus, you can make free tattoos as well! |
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| Posted On: 10/19/2008 1:40PM | View Invi's Profile | # | ||||||
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What about those that cant afford hammers! Go to school and steal a sharpie from the teacher! I think thats a great idea! |
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| Posted On: 10/19/2008 9:11PM | View TheReverend's Profile | # | ||||||
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no no no no! black rollerball pens stay for days, if you let the ink dry. alternatively black acrylic paint works. |
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| Posted On: 10/24/2008 1:20PM | View mcfreaki's Profile | # | ||||||
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Instead of wasting all your time sitting at PC and making your bumes even fatter [which, in return, makes you even more emoish], you could do what I do. work hard and do manual labor & odd jobs. Soon, your hands, not just nails, will turn black from all the dirt. The trick is to be extra careful when washing hands and not wash off dirt from nails. |
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| Posted On: 11/09/2008 6:37PM | View MikePattonFanboi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Frostbite, necrotizing fascitis (wiki), being black. |
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| Posted On: 11/12/2008 8:33PM | View cognitivedissonance's Profile | # | ||||||
Dear starving_2_death... I have lots of turkey, it's yours. Address please? - scully |


ADVICE FOR EMOS WHO CANNOT AFFORD BLACK NAIL VARNISH

