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Business FOC AAFF Newsletter and today's million dollar oppurtunity

Catt although

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19

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

So a loyal FOC AAFF member writes:

“Hey Catt – Although, you’ve been posting these financial opportunities in a RP forum, so how do we know they’re legit?”

Well, we here in the FOC AAFF offices understand your concern, so today’s financial opportunity is being put in this forum to bumure our members that this offering is completely legit – when we win a first, second, or third place prize, the winnings will be distributed in cash to the FOC AAFF members, fourth or fifth place prizes with be distributed as brownie points, and any lower prizes will be reinvested.

The Jackpot is now 42 Million American. And here’s the new entry:

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And don’t forget – to join FOC AAFF (Friends Of Cat Although bumociation for Financial Freedom) just follow this link and become a friend today!

Anon1173

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2

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Fudgecakes.

Raptor Lawd

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[Ebyns Academy for Underage Girls]

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Wake Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 Tue Jan 06 09:21:49 -0500 2009
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

Goddess of loooooooooove

I have to say, now that’s a creative way of getting friends.

I wonder what will happen if Catt wins in the lottery. The QQ would be epic.

SIG-ENABLING M-
OCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue Dec 23 19:11:09 -0500 2008
9

[**** YOU]

Level 35 Troll

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1WWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW

i think catt might just ignore us poor folk if they win and run off to buy barbados, but i’m in again

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 10/03/2008 5:41AM

InaneAnomaly

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2

[**** YOU]

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I’m in.

Catt although

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19

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

To be quite honest, I posted the ticket number here and stated I would share the winnings – I think that could be taken as a legal contract.

UnlimitedANC

Avatar: 62422 Tue Nov 11 20:35:45 -0500 2008
3

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

In like flint.

I AM The SKA B-
OSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Why not.

swine

Avatar: 10221 Thu Oct 23 15:41:35 -0400 2008
9

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

UnlimitedANC Posted:

In like flint.

*Facepalm*

In like FLYNN! As in Errol Flynn. The actor.

Catt although

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19

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Okay, so someone hit our jackpot. But for now, we forge on

Here’s the next entry:

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Jackpot is now 12 million American

Alysonne

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[The Flamers of Loathing]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

This sounds fun. Log in to see images!

Catt although

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19

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I know you’re all waiting for the next entry! So here it is:

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Current jackpot is 16 million American

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Catt although Posted:

I know you’re all waiting for the next entry! So here it is:

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Current jackpot is 16 million American

I really need to win as I fear I may lose my job in these fragile economic times. I shall sacrifice a neighbor on the next full moon for luck.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

[Full of FAIL]

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I need 700 billion please.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Thu Dec 18 19:30:12 -0500 2008
6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 16 Re-Re

The Resurrected Destroyer Of Contests

Biff Weasley Posted:

I need 700 billion please.

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nashcash

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1

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 23 Permanoob

“Moron”

uh… can someone out of the United States join? Log in to see images!

mary misanthro-
pe

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[Team Crazy Awesome]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Why not? I am poor and I like avatars with kitty cats.

Catt although

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19

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

(new entry found here)

Beats Spot.
Sure, lower lv, but no upgrade pts.
Hate "earning" things?
Come to prize rebel!
Or you will die alone.
And miss out on 3 BP.
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