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Suggestion for new junk - Hermaphrodite Statue
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This statue represents ancient trolling embedded in stone forever.
Back during the Renaissance, this statue was carved and positioned so that people who entered the room and observed the statue, observing the smooth underlying muscle, the feminine figure. (This is the ancient world equivalent of porn, by the way- Several Aphrodite statues were made like this one (save for the special bit), to represent female sexuality) They’d move around her, getting excited over her beauSURPRISE IT’S A male reproductive organ.
This is epic, ancient trolling. Should be worth more than Mary The ****.
Edit: Picture is hurr: http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/40340.html
Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borghese_Hermaphroditus Wangerbanger edited this message on 10/03/2008 4:21AM |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 4:03PM |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 4:13PM |
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That’s okay. I’m merely suggesting it as an additional item, I don’t care if I don’t get anything for it. It’d just be nice to see something I suggested in a game. |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 4:14PM |
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That’s actually a pretty funny idea. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 4:26PM |
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Represents those wacky Greeks. |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 6:05PM |
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a hermaphrodite statue isnt trolling |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 6:27PM |
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gigerth Posted:
It was way back when. |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 8:03PM |
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no back then they were pedophiles and sick ****s who were into **** like that not trolling |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 8:04PM |
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they had hermaphrodite gods and people were and still are into weird things this isn’t a very good junk item especially since you think it’s trolling |
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| Posted On: 10/02/2008 8:25PM |
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gigerth Posted:
Dzzt, wrong.
None of the Greek gods themselves were hermaphroditic (Except for the statue’s subject). They changed sex occasionally, but not hermaphrodites. Wangerbanger edited this message on 10/03/2008 4:24AM |
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| Posted On: 10/03/2008 4:21AM |
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lol free bp thanksLog in to see images! Inertia edited this message on 10/03/2008 5:08AM |
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| Posted On: 10/03/2008 4:45AM |
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Yeah, greek gods could change sex on will, but that doesn’t mean they’re hermaphrodite.
That being said… although that would be a good idea of junk, I think they’re done with EP2 junk for now. But save your idea – they might do another Junk contest in the future. I remember the first one made me laugh a lot. I think the community would love another contest. |
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| Posted On: 10/03/2008 5:32AM |
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Hermaphroditus was only the son of Aphrodite and Hermes. No, not the guy from Futurama. And yes, son, he didn’t change until the unfortunate encounter with Salmacis. |
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| Posted On: 10/03/2008 1:30PM |
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