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I can't figure out this new text adventure

Cannabis_clock

8.5"

[The rage against Cannabis-Clock]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’m stuck at the part where George installs a new door and you can’t get outside. How do I get out? I tried pooping but it doesn’t work

Posted On: 10/18/2008 11:17AM

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TECHNICAL-HAMS-
TER

5.63"

[suchar]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Same. Except I have no idea what to do after going downstairs. How do I got those damn chips from the vending machine?
TECHNICAL-HAMSTER edited this message on 10/18/2008 11:44AM

Posted On: 10/18/2008 11:44AM

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Lupa

5.76"

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

@TECHNICAL-HAMSTER if you type look bubble it’ll tell you it has several different functions. you have to put the bill in the chamber, them move it so the bill is on the outside. after that you take it with your exteriour arms and put the bill in the machine, then put the chips in the chamber and move it again, now the chips are on the inside

Posted On: 10/18/2008 11:49AM

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King Krimson

9.47"

[Nothing To See Here]

Level 35 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I’m stuck too.

I’m outside, and I need to get a dollar for the bum. I have the top hat, the sign, and the pamphlet. I think it’s something to do with the black liquid, but I can’t scoop it up with the top hat. I can poo in front of the pbumers by, but that doesn’t do anything worthwhile. Help?

Posted On: 10/18/2008 11:50AM

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TornadoTK

6.67"

[umop apisdn]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Cannabis: Consider your available exits. Stairs? Can’t climb them. Door? That won’t help you. Didn’t the guard say something about the elevator?

TECHNICAL: You have a dollar. How useful it would be, if it weren’t in a ****ing bubble. Maybe if you LOOK AT the BUBBLE, you’ll see something that could help Mr. Washington GTFO.

EDIT: Whoops, somebody beat me to helping TECH.
TornadoTK edited this message on 10/18/2008 11:51AM

Posted On: 10/18/2008 11:50AM

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TECHNICAL-HAMS-
TER

5.63"

[suchar]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Lupa Posted:

@TECHNICAL-HAMSTER if you type look bubble it’ll tell you it has several different functions. you have to put the bill in the chamber, them move it so the bill is on the outside. after that you take it with your exteriour arms and put the bill in the machine, then put the chips in the chamber and move it again, now the chips are on the inside

TornadoTK Posted:

TECHNICAL: You have a dollar. How useful it would be, if it weren’t in a ****ing bubble. Maybe if you LOOK AT the BUBBLE, you’ll see something that could help Mr. Washington GTFO.

Thanks. I wouldn’t even think about doing that. I guess that’s why I suck at text adventures. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 10/18/2008 12:05PM

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CreepPipe

10.91"

[KFC University]

Level 35 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

I get stuck after I get the top hat and make my way to main street and people are looking at me. I know they want me to perform or panhandle in someway but can’t figure it out. This one is much harder than trapped in the cupboard.

Posted On: 10/18/2008 12:06PM

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MC Banhammer

MODERATOR

14.13"

Level 35 Troll

Let this be a lesson to everyone: I am always wrong.

King Krimson Posted:

I can <do that thing> in front of the pbumers by, but that doesn’t do anything worthwhile. Help?

Are you sure it doesn’t?

CreepPipe Posted:

I get stuck after I get the top hat and make my way to main street and people are looking at me. I know they want me to perform or panhandle in someway but can’t figure it out. This one is much harder than trapped in the cupboard.

You should talk to King Krimson. And, yes it is much harder. MUCH harder.

Posted On: 10/18/2008 12:13PM

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King Krimson

9.47"

[Nothing To See Here]

Level 35 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I’ve tried pooping wearing the tophat and pooping into the tophat, but neither helps my predicament. It still says I’m doing it wrong. Am I missing something obvious?

Posted On: 10/18/2008 12:21PM

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MC Banhammer

MODERATOR

14.13"

Level 35 Troll

Let this be a lesson to everyone: I am always wrong.

King: I’ll tubmail you.

Posted On: 10/18/2008 12:31PM

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PhineasPoe

10.0"

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’m having the same problem as Cannabis Clock. Nothing with the elevator seems to help.

Posted On: 10/18/2008 12:35PM

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TornadoTK

6.67"

[umop apisdn]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Phineas: The elevator isn’t out of order, so do the apartment a favor and get rid of the sign.

Also need help… What top hat? I’m stuck out there with the bum, no dollar, no hat.
TornadoTK edited this message on 10/18/2008 1:13PM

Posted On: 10/18/2008 1:12PM

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MC Banhammer

MODERATOR

14.13"

Level 35 Troll

Let this be a lesson to everyone: I am always wrong.

TornadoTK Posted:

Also need help… What top hat? I’m stuck out there with the bum, no dollar, no hat.

Have you searched everything you can? Looking at everything is usually a good idea in text adventures.

Posted On: 10/18/2008 1:15PM

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PhineasPoe

10.0"

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

TornadoTK Posted:

Phineas: The elevator isn’t out of order, so do the apartment a favor and get rid of the sign.

I understand that much, I can’t get through the revolving door

Posted On: 10/18/2008 1:17PM

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Jubbles

13.94"

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I’m stuck in the phallic phorest. I’ve tried doing all sorts of things to the male reproductive organ trees, but so far nothing has gotten me less lost.

EDIT: I have erected the pork sword, but see nothing to battle with it.

EDIT 2: Ne’ermind. I just can’t help but feel like I missed something there, though.
Jubbles edited this message on 10/18/2008 1:34PM

Posted On: 10/18/2008 1:23PM

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MC Banhammer

MODERATOR

14.13"

Level 35 Troll

Let this be a lesson to everyone: I am always wrong.

PhineasPoe Posted:

I understand that much, I can’t get through the revolving door

That’s right, you can’t. Maybe if you thought it over somewhere? Also, have you completely examined your bubble?

Jubbles Posted:

I’m stuck in the phallic phorest. I’ve tried doing all sorts of things to the male reproductive organ trees, but so far nothing has gotten me less lost.

EDIT: I have erected the pork sword, but see nothing to battle with it.

This part was my major hurdling point the first time I played it through too. Because I didn’t do something I keep telling other people to do: look at everything. Perhaps you need a better vantage point?

Posted On: 10/18/2008 1:36PM

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