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Election Results 2008
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I have officially audited the Forumwarz 2008 Presidential Election.
The polls officially closed at 11PM EST last night. If you voted after that it wasn’t counted, sorry! Here are my findings:
1,219 votes were cast 1,027 were for Barack Obama (Victor) 192 were for John McCain.
76 votes were flagged as suspicious (coming from duplicate IP addresses). However given the huge margin of victory for Obama I didn’t discard them.
In terms of friend requests:
722 friend requests were made of Barack Obama 100 friend requests were made of John McCain
However, those numbers include alts. These numbers don’t:
520 unique friend requests were made of Barack Obama 79 unique friend requests were made of John McCain
It looks like you guys added a couple of hundred extra for Barak Obama using your alts!
Finally, accordinging to every site on the Internet, Obama won the IRL presidency.
Conclusion
Obama won the fake election, the real election and the “friend” election. I’m going to open the floor for speeches from both candidates. |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 11:16AM |
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I’d like to thank my male reproductive organ for this victory.
Do you know what it feels like to sit around a board room with a bunch of white folk, knowing that I have the biggest male reproductive organ in the room? It feels ****ing awesome.
Some of my harshest critics pointed out that one of my election promises wasn’t quite clear. I said I’d tax the richest active accounts by 25% and give it to the poorest accounts.
But who are the richest active accounts? Also, who are the poorest active accounts?
Frankly, I’m amazed you elected someone with such an unclear and obviously unthoughtful policy.
Here’s how it worked out:
– I have taxed the top 50 active players with the most flezz by 25%
– I have given it to the top 2 active players with the smallest balance. That is currently me and my opponent, John McCain, since we have a balances of 0 and are currently the most active players with no flezz.
Additionally, I have arranged for everyone who voted for me to get an E-Peen™! Congrats!
Finally, job points on the job board are double what they normally are until tomorrow at 12:30PM EST.
Thanks again, and welcome to your new era of Socialism! Barack Obama edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:31PM |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 11:46AM |
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I’m rich! I’m ****ing rich and it’s all because of that black man!
Thank you Obama! Thank you and your chocolate black sexy skin.
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:29PM |
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Ahaha. |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:36PM |
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kewl |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:36PM |
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CONGRATS OBAMA!!! |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:37PM |
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Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:38PM |
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Barack Obama Posted:
Hahahahaha. I’m glad I spent 600k to drop down in the leaderboards.
Also fine upstanding member of societytroll. |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:40PM |
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yay Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:40PM |
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I again call for a re-evaluation of the entire process. See here and here. As well as here and here, among others.
The vote should not be certified until it is brought to trial! |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:41PM |
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Awesome, Obama won.
But what about
‘If I win: – Every active user on Forumwarz will receive a bonus of 4 Forum Visits.’ |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:42PM |
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Barack Obama Posted:
I’m still waiting for my 4 extra visits
Edit: Sniped by Bonkenhi!! right edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:43PM |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:42PM |
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McCain friend requests in after elections, inb4 results.
BARACK OBAMA FOR THE PRESIDENT STAMPED ON QUARTERS!
EDIT: Extra visit sentiment thirded (if someone below me did it, ahaha, my post is still ahead o’ yours!). TJF588 edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:44PM |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:43PM |
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what about the 4 extra forum visits and free episode 2 giveaways? |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:43PM |
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All characters have been given their extra 4 visits too!
P.S. Episode 2 giveaways are coming after I get back from lunch. Evil Trout edited this message on 11/05/2008 12:44PM |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:43PM |
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That’s good to hear that obama won it. |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:44PM |
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Barack Obama Posted:
Fantastic! Absolutely brilliant! |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:44PM |
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Only one question left… What was the special item? Was it something equally as lame as Obama’s taxing policy? |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:44PM |
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congrats you fine upstanding member of society |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:44PM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
Forumwarz Logo Mail omg hi Fran!!1 you like have 0 forum visits left or something |
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| Posted On: 11/05/2008 12:45PM |
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