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Bug - 1 For 3 Days I Have Added New E-Peen, And Both Days My E-Peen Size Has Decreased Or Stayed The Same!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 Tue Nov 18 18:11:21 -0500 2008
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Mister Naughtypants

This game sucks now, as far as I’m concerned. I used to enjoy adding Peen, it’s why I played this game. Now there is no incentive to play this game, because there is no reward. CZ has ruined this game with there new Peen System. It needs to be fixed, or I believe they’re going to start losing a lot of users who like watching their Peen number increase, but have seen nothing but decreases in the peen length even when adding new peens!

tl;dr This new E-Peen system sucks!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 Tue Nov 18 18:11:21 -0500 2008
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Mister Naughtypants

And how is crap like this even possible?

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen_length

That’s a level 2 hacker with a 36” peen length!

WTF?

scullyangel

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33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

The Queen of Knives

Pretty sure there is a peen bug today. http://forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen_length

Top of the board is a level 2 character with 75 cred with a 36” peen.

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
5

[The Protected]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Yes, I have already posted about it.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/17256

Healbot edited this message on 11/08/2008 10:49AM

Zombie_Apocaly-
pse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

coreyjess Posted:

And how is crap like this even possible?

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen_length

That’s a level 2 hacker with a 36” peen length!

WTF?

Looks like the hacker lived up to his clbum name.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 Tue Nov 18 18:11:21 -0500 2008
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Mister Naughtypants

The whole system is a big bug! I’m up to 42 Peen, and have seen nothing but decreases in this idiotically calculated peen length!

Can you tell I’m ****ed off, I used to really like wasting my time here in pursuit of E-Peen. I’ve donated a lot of money for the simple pleasure of collecting Peen, it sucks to see that end.

DOPE-HARDCORE--
0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 33 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

coreyjess Posted:

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ok

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 Mon Oct 27 09:41:59 -0400 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

“New feature has unexpected bugs at launch – In other news at 11”

Seriously most new things on FWZ have bugs initially as ET doesn’t always get the coding right the first time. With any dynamically resized attribute there are bound to be some problems with initial implementation. Chill out and wait.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 Tue Nov 18 18:11:21 -0500 2008
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Mister Naughtypants

You guys really aren’t helping me release my frustration, you know.

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

THE ONLY REASON MY MOUTH IS OPEN IS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO HAVE MOUNDS OF HUGE male reproductive organS RAMMED DOWN MY TH

you post in an unforgiving place

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 Tue Nov 18 18:11:21 -0500 2008
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Mister Naughtypants

good point.

XOXO

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[The Protected]

Level 24 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

coreyjess Posted:

You guys really aren’t helping me release my frustration, you know.

Whiny ****es is another place, though.

Nillo

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[Soliloquy]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Livin' la vida loca oh soo sexy

Wrong forum.

scullyangel

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

The Queen of Knives

Wait, there’s more! Inevitably since ET has capped the peen at 13.0” your peen will hit a high point and then shrink as long as *anyone* is ahead of you with peens you don’t have, and as long as anyone behind you gains new peens! It’s actually pretty funny that JB was talking about how he wanted a solution that would keep everyone from having the same peens, but I’m pretty sure the system behind this lends itself to pushing everyone towards the average over time.

From what I understand about the mechanics, the rarity of the peen directly impacts how much length it offers and the number of players who have a peen has an impact on it’s rarity. Unless a fixed value has been bumigned to every peen possibility, peen value will slide based on how many players have any given peen. The more time pbumes, the more players will get any one peen and the less it will be worth. The only ones that should remain fixed or go up are those that are retired (or were one shot things), as players go inactive, as some inevitably will those peens should increase in value.

You’re a collector hon, just go on collecting it’s all good.

scullyangel edited this message on 11/08/2008 11:25AM

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 Wed Dec 24 22:35:25 -0500 2008
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Biff changed my title. I am so humping his leg!

Requesting Move To Whiny ****es we already have like 5+ Threads for this and 1 Official one. Theirs been some balances lately, it will stabilize in a week.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 Tue Nov 18 18:11:21 -0500 2008
21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Mister Naughtypants

Raepdog Posted:

Requesting Move To Whiny ****es we already have like 5+ Threads for this and 1 Official one. Theirs been some balances lately, it will stabilize in a week.

Agreed, this should have been in whiny ****es from the start.

Sorry.

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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 Wed Dec 24 22:35:25 -0500 2008
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Biff changed my title. I am so humping his leg!

coreyjess Posted:

Agreed, this should have been in whiny ****es from the start.

Sorry.

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I forgive you baby.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 Mon Nov 24 10:41:07 -0500 2008

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

It is my firm belief that lolis are good for fapping to. Post more loli. Futa loli is fine too.

Looking into it…

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 Fri Nov 21 09:39:04 -0500 2008
37

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Banning Pickled male reproductive organbum would solve at least one of the problems here.

The Girl With -
Mad Skillz Yo

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Makes sense. The bigger your ego is about having so many e-peens, the more you want overcompnensate for your lack of length. Not trolling, just a in-game reason?

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