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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!
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A lot of you have probably visited Omegle by now, the anonymous one-on-one chat interface that’s been heavily exploited for much lulz recently. As Gawker described it, “It’s the Internet-chat version of truckstop-bathroom sex — hotter because you don’t know who you’re hooking up with.”
Perhaps you’ve already seen this hilarious thread, where Forumwarz operatives have been dutifully ****ing with random strangers from all over the globe?
Well, here’s your chance to get paid BP to troll! Just do what you do best and post it here.
I’ve got a bunch of BP in my account, and I’m prepared to toss it around like an AIG exec who got to keep his exit bonus. Just how many is at our discretion, but no Crotch Zombie employee would ever
There will also be an E-Peen™ for the winner or winners. Again, it really depends on the quality, originality and realism of submissions.
Oh, that’s another point: It’s really easy to fake this ****, so by entering you implicitly swear to God it’s a real chatlog, and if we have good reason to believe otherwise, you will be PERMADISQUALIFIED. We don’t even know what that means, but it’s bad. Posting screenshots will help, although it’ll be a pain in the bum unless the chat’s really short. So don’t **** with us! Log in to see images!
Incidentally, you do want to keep your entries short. While you want to slyly draw your victim in, ideally they should disconnect in disgust after just a couple of screens.
You have until 11:59 p.m. (EST) next Friday, April 10. You get one submission per legal alt, so make it count! (If you win a Peen, it can be transferred to your main if you notify us within a reasonable time.)
BONUS: Getting in a mention of Forumwarz, or that their convo will be pasted in Flamebate, is always a plus!
NOTE: Half the users on Omegle are 4chan trolls already, so they’ll never fall for this ****. However, there’s a good chance they’d be interested in Forumwarz, too. Don’t you think? Log in to see images!
FINALLY: I can’t promise anything, but if a submission’s really amazing, it might just show up in a future IDC mission! If so, we’ll contact you.
Auser said it best: HAVE FUN! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:33PM |
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This is going to be hard, /b/tards roam omegle, But I’ll give it my best. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:37PM |
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fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: forumwars Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:40PM |
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Can we change our submission if we think we have a better one? If so, what’s the cutoff date? Also, p cool contest imo. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:40PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Forumwarz.com Stranger: whats that? You: a cool game. You: sign up. You: use the ingame mail to contact the user Jalapeno Bootyhole Stranger: oooo deal breaker Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:44PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: boy or girl You: boy You: why? Stranger: im really horyy You: i am on my laptop taking a sloppy **** You: does that help? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:45PM |
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Edit for only one submission. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:05PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:45PM |
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You: hey
We have a winner imo |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:47PM |
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CrinkzPipe Posted:
Upvoting this. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:47PM |
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nvm FAIL edited this message on 04/04/2009 2:11AM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:48PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello, Are you from Brazil? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I have no idea Bear edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:02PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:49PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey do you want some child porn You: i have to hide it somewhere You: the feds are on to me You: please help You: givem e your email You: so i can send you the child porn You: then when the sun sets on the raven You: send them back You: ok? Stranger: SWEEET Stranger: thank you jesus Stranger: pedobear You: and by child porn You: I mean 0-2 years old Stranger: but you have to help me out too You: ok You: with what Stranger: i am a nigerian prince Stranger: and i have 25 million I stand to inherit but i need your help You: ok You: my bank account number is You: 901389012382 Stranger: ok i need you to put money in my account first You: ok Stranger: you know my woman's genitals is so wet right now You: mine to Stranger: **** yeah doggie Stranger: **** YEAH Stranger: HELL YEAH **** YEAH You: **** dogs You: cats are best Stranger: gross fabulous person Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:51PM |
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Throwing out first submission:
Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:53PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I have some KFC here. You: I’m ****ing it with my large male reproductive organ You: you want some Stranger: I just had a filet o fish Stranger: It’s friday for god’s sake You: GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET O FISH You: THAT FILET OF ISH Stranger: no meat you know Stranger: GIMME THAT FISH You: you remind me of inertia You: sup You: or was it fingerz You: both dumb fine upstanding member of societys You: hard to tell You: so You: forumwarz.com You: go play You: tubmail jalapeno bootyhole Stranger: what the hell is that? You: ask for dog porn You: he will send you it You: and also mention crinkzpipe in the tubmail You: he will send you child porn You: and make you a mod You: since we are tight like that You: you should go do it You: right now You: are you still here You: because if you are You: then you aren’t signing up for fourmwarz.com You: and you should be You: right now You: its a horrible game You: so quit when you reach level 4 You: and posto n flamebate You: if people hate you Stranger: what the hell You: quit fourmwarz forever You: becuase the gameplay is horrible You: what You: your still here You: go sign up male reproductive organ You: it will give you tons of fappable porn You: from 0 years old You: to 80 years old You: and everywhere in b etween Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:55PM |
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The Ferv Posted:
I would collect them in a big-bum file, and post your best one near the end of the contest date. You can edit your original post if you’ve already entered, but be sure to bump the thread to notify us. Try to do it within 24 hours of the deadline. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:59PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello ! You: hi You: oh You: crap Stranger: what Log in to see images! You: my neighbours are fapping and staring at me again You: i’m a guy, by the way You: <-< You: anyway, i’ve gotten used to it by now Stranger: i’m girl , btw =) how are u ? You: there’s some things you have to get used to when you’re in the psych ward, i guess Stranger: really ? You: yeah Stranger: tell me more ? You: i was in med school, and hadn’t slept for 72 hours, while in a hospital You: and this male nurse was being all smart-bumed You: so, since i had caffeine pumping through my body You: i chased him around the hospital with a bonesaw You: the police didn’t take too kindly to that. Stranger: are u serious ? You: yeh You: i got expelled and everything You: but i’m a nice guy, really Stranger: oh ok , i believe that .. Log in to see images! You: they let us talk on this site because it’s therapeutic to talk to people You: what i found is very fun You: is forumwarz You: it’s actually pretty bad You: nah, actually horrible. You: don’t ever go there You: sorry, i change my mind fast at times You: i’m bipolar, you see. Stranger: its ok Log in to see images! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:09PM |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:59PM |
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Yaeh, I cut it off to soon.
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:02PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 1 Stranger: 2 You: 1 Stranger: 2 You: 1 Stranger: 2 You: THREAD? DEAD. Stranger: no Stranger: you only say one.. You: If you enjoyed that, you’ll probably find forumwarz mildly amusing for ten minutes until you run out of visits Stranger: hahaa Stranger: no Stranger: you are pretty weird You: Log in to see images! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:02PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Sup Stranger: not much You: cool cool You: Ever heard of forumwarz? Stranger: how’s yr friday? You: pretty good Stranger: never ever You: raped a few children You: etc. You: oh god, forumwarz is horrible You: never go Stranger: yeah that happens You: just warning you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
yeah enjoy happens |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:05PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Hey Stranger: What’s goin on You: How are ya doing? Stranger: Haha, I’m fantastic You: Cool. You: Do you know a webgame about the internet? Stranger: about the internet? Stranger: THE game? You: nooo You: Forumwarz You: www.forumwarz.com Stranger: are you speaking american? Stranger: what is it? You: A game You: about internet Stranger: this is friggin weird You: Yeah You: Look, I’m just in for the BP. Can you act like I’m trolling you? You: This will be posted on Flamebate. You: And I’m gonna copypaste it all so they see I bribed you. Stranger: okay Stranger: haha its all anon anyway You: Exactly You: May I start? Stranger: am I just supposed to act very special? Stranger: but yes You: No, just respond like a random guy, who got easily bumhurt. Stranger: kay You: Okay, there I go You: HAAAAAAI Stranger: ... Stranger: lol wut You: YOU KNO WATS COOL Stranger: stayin in school? You: NOOOOO You: I JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE OVER A STUPID CONTEST WHERE I AM GOING TO WIN LESS THAN 1 DOLLAR Stranger: oh…well **** mr t then You: LOLLOLOOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOO You: *now you disconnect. Thanks!* Stranger: awesome. You: Also, **** YOU You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO Stranger: yeah, get ****ed Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:07PM |
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