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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. You: what’s a grue? Stranger: something thats not in the mailbox You: lol Stranger: youll find out later Stranger: grues have already eaten 2 people today You: e You: bad players i guess Stranger: nar i just wanted to kill them off Stranger: only 1 made it inside the house Stranger: the other ran into hitler You: i’ve never made it inside the house Stranger: you could try You: i suck at text based games Stranger: You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. You: check mailbox Stranger: There is a single letter inside the mailbox You: **** mailbox Stranger: You make love to the mailbox. It is rusty and has sharp corners, you cut yourself in an embarrasing place You: heal male reproductive organ Stranger: You do not have medical supplies You: am i bleeding to dead? You: cut male reproductive organ off Stranger: Your male reproductive organ falls to the ground, wriggling like a worm. It is promptly eaten by a grue. Stranger: Your stump stops bleeding Stranger: Your stump turns green You: this game is pointless now that i don’t have a male reproductive organ You: die from septicemia Stranger: You are eaten by a grue You: i suck at text based games You: can you type this? Stranger: you lost your male reproductive organ pretty quick You: 12121212121212 Stranger: 1212121212121212 You: great Stranger: ? You: you’re gonna love forumwarz You: it’s a nice internet game Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 6:13AM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: lalala Stranger: yo ho You: NO U Stranger: NO U You: NO U Stranger: U FIRST You: NO UR MOM Stranger: O RLY? You: YA RLY AND UR DAD IN THE CARDBOARD BOX Stranger: WOW You: WOW UR PANTS Stranger: YES PANTS FTW You: ALSO UR SISTER ON HER PROM Stranger: BUT I HAVE NO SIS Stranger: ONLY UR MOM You: ALSO SLAPPING UR GRAMMA IN THE WHEELCHAIR Stranger: THIS HORNY **** You: HELL YEAH Stranger: YEAH SHE LIKES IT You: YOU ****ING PERVERT Stranger: I KNOW Stranger: I LOVE TO SUCK male reproductive organS You: ok, wait a second You: let’s pretend we’re not trolls Log in to see images! You: that’d be funny Stranger: were not? You: yeah, we’re just normal guys You: let’s talk smth normal You: let’s sing a song Stranger: k You: old macdonalds had a dog Stranger: yo fine upstanding member of society, yo fine upstanding member of society, yooO! You: and then he raped it in the bum Stranger: yo fine upstanding member of society, yo fine upstanding member of society yooo! You: and then he shot it from his Colt Stranger: hurray hurray hurray Log in to see images! You: no way, the song’s gonna end too fast You: Log in to see images! You: let’s start again You: rdy? Stranger: for sure You: old macdonalds had a dog Stranger: **** YOU You: n n n You: also, NO U Stranger: NO U You: NO U Stranger: YA MOMMY You: SHE DIED Stranger: YIPPIEE THIS LOUSY **** You: NO URS Stranger: NO MINES? You: ONLY GOLD MINES Stranger: I LOVE TO EAT GOLDMINES You: ALSO I WANNA SEXUALLY HARbum UR CAT USING A BLOWTORCH Stranger: I DID IT ALREADY TO THIS ****N CAT – IT DIED You: EVEN BETTER, IT WON’T MEOW IN PROCESS You: WHERE DID YOU BURY IT? Stranger: **** CATS – COWS FTW You: YOU HAVE A SPARE SHOVEL? Stranger: IN MY ARSEHOLE Stranger: SURE You: LET’S DIG IT You: YOU START Stranger: BUT THE I MUST **** IT OUT AGAIN You: ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN You: ALSO mammary glands You: ( . ) ( . ) Stranger: CAPS LOCK FTW Stranger: OH mammary glands Stranger: YAY You: DUDE You: SAY SMTH FUNNY Stranger: bum You: OK **** IT Stranger: **** OFF You: NO U Stranger: U FIRST SUCKER You: U FIRST OVER FIRST Stranger: DONT BITHIN AROUND **** You: **** IS UNDER MY TABLE ATM Stranger: KEWL Stranger: SO TELL HER SHE HAS TO STOP TO LICK YOU bum CLEAN Stranger: SO GO OFF FINALLY YOU LAME BASTARD You: I’LL FAP AND WAIT FOR U TO DISCONNECT FIRST Stranger: GAY FAPPER IS GAY You: THAT’S ____O B V I O U S_____ You: SAY SMTH FUNNY Stranger: I WILL OWN YOU SO HARD You: N O W You: GO AHEAD Stranger: YOU WILL DIE Stranger: SLOWLY You: I WILL You: THAT’S FOR SURE Stranger: AN HOPEFULLY IT HURTS You: RIGHT You: I’LL DIE SURROUNDED BY MY FAMILY AND KIDS. AND U’LL DIE ALONE IN MISERY UNDER THE BRIDGE IN ZIMBABWE Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT You: I’M THE ****ING PROPHET You: OBEY ME Stranger: I KNEW IT Stranger: DAMN You: DUDE HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF? Stranger: DUNNO You: OH SHI Stranger: I DONT HAVE SUCH A KEY You: ME HAS NEITHER Stranger: OH THATS BAD You: NOW WE’RE BOTH DIE You: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD Stranger: HOPEFULLY U FIRST You: YOU WERE SUCH A BORING PLACE TO LIVE IN Stranger: I KNOW Stranger: I WISH I COULD RM -RF MYSELF You: WITH ALL THOSE WALMARTS AND CHEAP ICECREAM AND NAPALM Stranger: NAPALM IS GOOD FOR MY TAINT You: OK FORGET IT. WITH ALL THOSE BARBIES AND FOOTBALL AND MOTHER****ING CHRYSLERS You: WITH ALL THOSE DOWJONES AND TORTILLAS AND VOLCANOES Stranger: NAH WITH ALL MY PEDOBEARS AND STUFF You: THERE AIN’T NO PEDOBEAR(s!) You: HE’S THE ONLY ONE You: OR MAYB HE HAS BROTHER Stranger: NOOOO YOU LIE U BASTARD Stranger: U DESTROYED ALL MY DREAMS YOU fabulous personGIDY fabulous person You: YEAHHH BABY PWND KEKEKE Stranger: I WILL KILL MYSELF NOW AND TELL EVERYBODY ITS YOUR FAULT You: DO IT NOW You: I’LL COUNT TILL 10 Stranger: DONE AND NOW? You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OMFG You: I KNEW THOSE LOA BASTARDS GONNA HAVE MY bum Stranger: WITH MY male reproductive organ AND MY NIPPLES Stranger: FIRST THE RIGHT THEN THE LEFT NIPPLE AGAIN AND AGAIN You: I HAVE THREE!!!! WTACH ME! Stranger: NO NOONE HAST THREE NIPPLES You: ONE ON THE LEFT You: ON THE RIGHT You: AND ONE IS YOURS IN MY bum Stranger: SURE I LEARNED EVRTHNG FROM U MY LUV You: YOU TINY PEN0R AND YOUR LITTLE BROTHER RICHARD LOL Stranger: RICHARD IS COOL You: NO U You: **** You: NO, ME!!! You: ME IS COOL Stranger: HES GAY LIKE YOU BUT HES A HUMAN LIKE ME AND YO…. NO WAIT You: OMG DUDE I’M LIKE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR Stranger: GOOD THAT Stranger: SO U CAN LICK MY bum BETTER You: NO U SAID YOU DO THAT FOR ME You: YOU L I A R !!!!!!!! You: EVERYONE LIES OOHHHHHHH NOOO Stranger: IT WAS A JOKE You: STUPID ONE! Stranger: GO KILL YOURSELF FINALLY You: NO U PROMISED THAT TOO Stranger: I DINDNT PROMISE ANYTHING Stranger: I PROMISED TO KICK YOU IN THE bum You: YOU’RE SUCH A LIAR. DID YOU LIE TO YOUR MOTHER THAT U’RE A GUY? You: HIDING YOUR mammary glands? You: GLUED SAUSAGE AS A FAKE PENOR? Stranger: NO SHE KNEW IT ALREADY Stranger: SHE LIKES TO SUCK ON MY NIPPLES You: GOOD TO KNOW Stranger: YOU COULD TRY IT TOO Stranger: THEYRE VERY TASTY You: CAUSE I ONLY bumSEXED HER You: ok, gtg You: bye Stranger: bye dude You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 11:05AM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey You: Wbumup You: Do you like rhinos? Stranger: no You: Would you like to stroke my horn? You: Cmon stroke my horn Stranger: Yes Stranger: i do You: Go on **** stroke it Stranger: i will You: Aw yesss You: Stroke that horn You: IM SO HORNY Stranger: ME TO Stranger: **** ME You: IM A CHARGIN You: WITH MY HORN You: AUGH Stranger: ohhhhh ohhhh im coming You: HORN HORN HORN Stranger: lol You: IM “HORNING YOU” You: AW I HORNGASMED You: TELL YOUR IVORY DEALER Stranger: **** me You: Go to Forumwarz.com Stranger: ok You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 11:15AM |
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Stranger: I have a good feeling I love you
You: I love you too?
Stranger: We shall see.
You: okay
Stranger: Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Stranger: My love for you is based almost entirely on your response to this question
You: I did
Stranger: Oh Jeez
Stranger: I lost my traditional love for you but now I am excited because you are so bad
You: yay
Stranger: So where are you from?
You: toronto
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: I’m from Cleveland
Stranger: I visited Toronto once
Stranger: It was very nice
You: Is it nice in Cleveland?
Stranger: Not so much
Stranger: Crime is pretty bad
You: oh
Stranger: There are a few places to go but it’s nothing too special
You: soooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: 19 and male
Stranger: If you forgot the location already then I’m sorely disappointed
You: Cleveland
Stranger: What about you?
You: 89 and male
Stranger: That’s impressive
You: not really
Stranger: Are you one of the people who likes to party with lemons
You: definatly
Stranger: Are you one of the original three?
You: no
Stranger: How sad
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 7:27PM |
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Omegle Talk to strangers! 4114 users online the Funadvice Traffic Exchange Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl Stranger: 13/f/essex You: Log in to see images! Stranger: u? You: 14/m/afghanistan Stranger: ooh i like tanned men You: wanna cyber? Stranger: yeah **** You: ur 13? u shouldn’t know what that is! Stranger: what a ****? Stranger: Im from essex, ive matured quickly. You: how do I kow yu’re not an 80/m/afghanistan Stranger: youve missed your chance now You: essex sounds made up Stranger: i was gnna send u picz but your being a puff You: no, wait, I’m sorry Stranger: ****ing google it if you want You: i’m just being cautious Stranger: well **** you You: i **** yo mama last night Stranger: i was gnna send you sum hot pics my last bf took of me You: lolololololololol Stranger: you probably did shes a ****ing whore You: liek u? Stranger: yeah i gotta make a ****in livin You: at 13 y/o Stranger: u ever been to essex You: yes Stranger: well u shud no then You: no? Stranger: bye bye i cant trust u anymore You: wait, give me anotherchance Stranger: i thought u were different Stranger: u are takin the **** outta me now You: soz You: if you leave we will bomb essex, afghani youknow Stranger: **** you u change Stranger: one min u bein horrid to be next u wanna see ma woman's genitals You: alalalalala Stranger: fuk u You: alqueda willattack Stranger: no u wont you ****in sex pervert You: 13 yo pus=BLEH You: no v& 4 me Stranger: what tha **** does that even mean You: you’re just being racist because I’m frm afghanistan Stranger: **** you You: it’s people like you that caused 911 Stranger: ur not even from afganistan You: don’t doubt my heritage you trahyessex **** Stranger: you are a ****in looney You: oh, more racist comments, real nice Stranger: hows that racist Stranger: you are scaring me now. perv Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 7:44PM |
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I know someone posted a ‘you lsot the contest’ one before, but the result here was good.
Omegle Talk to strangers! 4150 users online the Funadvice Traffic Exchange Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You ever seen a grown man naked? You: you just lost the contest Stranger: Contest? You: forumwarz Stranger: I hate all that wannabe hacking bull**** Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 7:50PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Marvin? Stranger: yes? You: omg how are you! Stranger: good Stranger: you? Stranger: who are you? You: Jalopeno Bootyhole says hi and to come to forumwarz.com You: Im Karn You: this is relevant to your interests Stranger: alright Stranger: Log in to see images! You: ceiling cat says so Stranger: its nice to know who we are talking to You: But you’re still a stranger You: and I’m still You Stranger: yes… Stranger: wait Stranger: i’m You too Stranger: i guess we the same person You: **** we must be in some paradox You: forumwarz.com is the only escape You: go! Stranger: !!! Stranger: my net is slow now You: it has pr0n Stranger: pr0n? Stranger: lol You: high quality avatars that you can’t change unless you get brownie points You: wow that kinda sounds ghey now that i think about it Stranger: oh You: tell em Karn sent you, they’ll give you the best links Stranger: right Stranger: i’ll do that You: go nows! You: nao! You: brown chicken brown cow You: bow chicka bow wow Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 10:07PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: girl? You: yes! Stranger: finally! Stranger: too many guys her You: forumwarz! Stranger: here* Stranger: YAY You: YAY Stranger: HOOOOORAY You: I can has woman's genitals nao? 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Stranger: BWAHAHAHA You: i win! Stranger: SUMMON Stranger: ARMY Stranger: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!! FIGHT! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 10:24PM |
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Well, I had planned on entering this, but I got a guy from South America and I happen to have a Spanish quiz tomorrow… so let’s see where this goes… |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 10:49PM |
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**NOT MY OFFICIAL SUBMISSION**
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Wartooth118 edited this message on 04/09/2009 7:28PM |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 12:27AM |
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Uhm… YEAH. This one is much. MUCH better, and shorter. ACTUALLY, I’ma screenshot it too!
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: 18/m/USA You: 9/f/forumwarz will you touch me like mommy does? You: . . .please?
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Log in to see images! HarlequinFetusHerm edited this message on 04/07/2009 2:19AM |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 2:06AM |
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not too amazing, but it made me ROFLmammary glands
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: hey what did you learn today You: You tell me first. hey what did you learn today Stranger: my gf bought a vibrator Stranger: because i wont have sex with her Stranger: and i learned it does an amazing job You: because i wont have sex with her, does this trouble you? Stranger: no i enjoy my innocence You: Tell me more\ Stranger: well ask questions Stranger: idk what to tell you if you dont prompt me You: idk what to tell you if you dont prompt me, what are your feeling on this statement? Stranger: emotions You: tell me more about emotions Stranger: they are what all humans have Stranger: and they can be so amazing Stranger: and people take them for granted You: Do you take them for granted? Stranger: i do Stranger: :/ Stranger: do you? You: I may or may not, depending on to what you may be referring. You: Typically, I do not. Stranger: elaborate? Stranger: oh ok Stranger: what did u learn today You: I cannot elaborate unless you give me a topic upon which to elaborate. You: How is the weather today? Stranger: its 12:27 AM so i dont know You: I see. In that case, how should I know? Stranger: your very contradicting You: Do you have concerns abour your very contradicting? Stranger: i dont You: You don’t? That’s very good. So, how is the weather? Stranger: why is it good? You: You tell me Stranger: oh man Stranger: dude. chill Stranger: you are trying to make this convo too deep You: I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you mean. Please explain it to me. Stranger: your just not being human You: Human: A human being, also human or man is a member of a species of bipedal primates in the family Hominidae (taxonomically Homo sapiens. I can bumure you I am completely human. You: Why do you ask? Stranger: i didnt ask anything. You: Please tell me more about i didnt ask anything. I’m very interested Stranger: no im ok You: Tell me, why do you disagree with me? Stranger: its pointless Stranger: now your going to ask why Stranger: well because it is irrelavent and i really want this convorsation to affect one of us Stranger: and right now its apathetic and pointless You: its pointless. I agree. You: Tell me more about its pointless. Stranger: im going to disconnect |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 3:49AM |
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Stranger: hello You: Hi there, how are you? Stranger: im god and you Stranger: good* Stranger: def not God You: Oh, I was looking for God. Sorry to have bothered you. You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 3:56AM |
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i did it again:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy boy or girl? You: girl Stranger: oo where u live? You: you? You: boy or girl? Stranger: boy You: horny? Stranger: yup! You: too bad, i’m not You: you’re ugly You: shees Stranger: oh honest? You: no, im kidding You: i’m horny Stranger: ikno hahaha Stranger: are u really? You: have any pics of yourself? You: how old? Stranger: na i dont 18 wbu? You: 19 Stranger: you have any pics? You: http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww115/candace_album/me1.jpg Log in to see images! Stranger: haha honest to who!any more? You: huh? You: i didn0t understand that You: wanna see more? Stranger: yup! You: hmm Stranger: show.. You: i can’t put it up photobucket You: searching for a free web hosting… You: ok You: uploading You: wait a sec… Stranger: aiite sewet You: http://www.planetclimax.com/pics_add/freesites/pretty-girls+-99-18.jpg You: it gave my pic a silly name Log in to see images! Stranger: haha who took them? You: my friend You: he’s a pro photographer Stranger: oh sweet as are u horny? You: sure Stranger: cyber? You: how do you want to start? Stranger: up to you! You: umm… You: i’ve never had cyber before You: hey, did you see this pic? You: http://www.planetclimax.com/pics_add/freesites/pretty-girls+-99-18.jpg You: err… You: sorry Stranger: sorry for what? You: http://tinyurl.com/dav4js You: that one You: did you see it? Stranger: yup u showd me! You: oh lol You: i’m so dumb Log in to see images! Stranger: u look sexy! You: thanks You: Log in to see images! Stranger: virgin? You: yeah… You: hey Stranger: hi? You: but sometimes i post my pics on the internet Log in to see images! You: i just took another one Stranger: show me! You: with my webcam You: Log in to see images! You: http://tinyurl.com/2h2rwo [black male reproductive organ, do not click] Stranger: oh yuck! You: you like? Log in to see images! Stranger: no hahhahaa You: awww Log in to see images! You: i though you were horny Log in to see images! Stranger: not for dat hhahahha You: SUCK IT Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 4:25AM |
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**** I just nailed this **** omg I came like multiorgasmic bull**** omg ok I hope you came 2
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey guess wat Stranger: you lost the game You: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP You: GODDAMNIT woman's genitals Stranger: LOL =/ You: I HATe YPOU You: lol Stranger: i love you You: goddamn Stranger: i want you to put it inside me You: twice in one day Stranger: now You: woman's genitals You: ok Stranger: whore You: *unf unf unf* You: I came You: inside Stranger: premature You: yup You: that’s just how it goes sometimes You: I kinda wanna anal you irl now Stranger: should punch my gut You: you play forumwarz? You: oh ok *GUTPUNCH* You: also *BOOM! male reproductive organSHOT!!!* Stranger: lol Stranger: wow… You: gutpunch vids get me hard Stranger: only if poop is involved You: wow what? you kinda hard or? You: yea m8 poop 4 eva Stranger: im so hard ritenow You: you can do Log in to see images! and it comes out a little picture of a pile of **** You: omg me 2 You: I just came but I’m ready again already You: let’s go You: lemme put it in you Stranger: *unf unf unf* You: *unf unf unf* You: I came You: again Stranger: *unf unf unf* Stranger: lemme put it inside you You: let’s go look at furry porn together Stranger: you dress as a furry You: ok I’m ready *bendover* You: I’m dressed as a furry right now Stranger: *unf unf unf* Stranger: done Stranger: your suit is sticky You: put it under mai tail Stranger: alright You: omg inoryte it makes me hard Stranger: *unf unf unf* You: do me again You: OMG BBY You: omg I came Stranger: ima trying!! Stranger: ME TOO Stranger: NOWAUI You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: DESU Stranger: we have so much in commen Stranger: desu You: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU NEKO Stranger: desu Stranger: desu You: stfu woman's genitals You: desu me You: no wait Stranger: SNAKE? SNAKE??? SNAAAAAAKKKEEE??????!!!! You: imma desu you this time Stranger: ok You: WTF MOTHA****IN SNAKES You: DESU DESU DESU I came Stranger: holy **** You: Snake, you’re a ****en woman's genitals. Stranger: thats SOLID snake to you You: We should be bffs. Join forumwarz and be my friend, I’m Hobo the Hobo You: omg Solid Snake makes me ejaculate Stranger: ME TOO You: HAWT Stranger: we should DOCK EACHOTHER!!! You: OMG YES You: WHILE LOOKING AT SOLID SNAKE PORN Stranger: *unf unf unf ouch* Stranger: YYEAH You: *unf unf unf* You: I came in your penor Stranger: *unf unf unf( Stranger: im great timesming out your cim Stranger: great times* Stranger: great times ftw You: omg bby that’s so hawt I just came again *UNF* You: great times MAKES ME great times OMG I JUST CAME Stranger: ok Stranger: o0 Stranger: great timesMING!!!! Stranger: ARRHHHHGGG You: WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (desu) You: WAHHHHHHHH Stranger: DESKA?!?! You: I’m a virgin!!!!! Stranger: NOWAI You: WAI OMG Stranger: sorry, you have aids now You: OMG AIDS Stranger: =/ Stranger: FUN!!! You: I have AIDS want one? Stranger: =D Stranger: D= Stranger: YES Stranger: i need to catch them all You: OMG I JSUT CAME IN YOUR bum Stranger: AWWWWRRRGGG Stranger: IM PUSHING IT OUT!!!!! ARGGGG* You: grat! AIDS + HERP!!! Stranger: **** YEAH You: You want clap and syphillus too? I got my frand hear Stranger: SURE, IM READY TO DOCK ANYONE!!! You: Frand: *UNF UNF UNF* I JUST CAME INSIDE YOU CLAP + SYPHILLUS!!!! Stranger: *SWOOP* You: GRAT!!! 2 U You: my frand enjoyed that so much You: he wanna do it agane Stranger: ur frand is my mom Stranger: TOTALLY You: HOW U KNOWZ You: OK HERE SHE COMEEEEEE Stranger: ARGGGGGGG>>>>>>>>> You: Frand Mom: *UNF UNF UNF* IN YOUR bumSSSSSSS Stranger: ARHGGG You: OMG OMG OMG Stranger: *unf unf unf UNNNNFGGGG!!!* You: LET ME EAT IT OUT U bumSSSS You: *OM NOM NOM* You: oh bby You: yea bby You: oh *OM NOM NOM* Stranger: does it taste like spaghetti?! You: (that was me, not my frand mom) You: yea plus meatballs OWAIT THAT WAS PoOPs You: THAT JUST MADE ME CAME AGINE Stranger: EXTRA POINTS!!!!!RAWR You: *spoo spoo spoo* UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Stranger: AWWWW You: you woman's genitals!!!!! Stranger: SLOOOOOOO POLE You: Pole say: wbum naoplx? Stranger: np You: get it? yea that’s right OMgI CAME You: *spoo spoo* Stranger: me too You: hawt Stranger: IM SPENT Stranger: lets go kill kids You: let’s rub each others great times in each others bumes You: *rubrub* You: oh yea You: do me nao Stranger: IM SPENT!!!! You: WAHHHHH Stranger: ok, ill try You: better Stranger: *unf unf unf unf unf* You: or I’ll kill you first Stranger: *unf unf unf un fun fun fun fun* Stranger: ARGGGG Stranger: I great timesZ You: WAH NO FUN Stranger: GRRRRZZZ You: WAHHHHHHHH OMG MY bum NAO I GOTS AIDSSSSSSSS You: I just came again. Stranger: AAAAAYYYYYYDDDDSSSSs Stranger: me too You: cuz you said grrz You: reminds me of furries. Stranger: GGGRRREEEEAAATTT!!! You: that makes me great times. hard. You: put on your fursuit let’s furry sex it up Stranger: FURRIES HAVE AWESOME TALES You: OMGINORYTE Stranger: lol Stranger: YEAH You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: BAWWWWWWw You: join forumwarz nao You: not kiddin Stranger: LINKS!!!!!??!??! You: ok back to anal + killing childs You: **** USE GHOOGLE YOU woman's genitals You: http://forumwarz.com/ lazy woman's genitals Stranger: www.letmegooglethatforyou.com You: omg hawt Stranger: google it for me! Stranger: wow, i just jizzed to the website Stranger: i just the whole screen You: omg me 2 after u did You: my screen became white You: brb I gotta get a towel Stranger: wow, hearing that made me jizz Stranger: get me a bucket You: wut hapend 3 ma swcreen You: MA BUCKET You: CAN I HAZ BUCKET NAOPLX You: CAN I HAS MEMEPLX You: yo btw is a meme is a meme nao Stranger: NOW?!?!?! Stranger: WHAT 9000!?!?!?!? You: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Stranger: FUUUUUU Stranger: WRYYYYYYYYYYY Stranger: NYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: OSHI- Stranger: BOOOM You: DIECKSHOTTTTTTTT Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU??????????? LOCATIONZ>>>>>>>>>>>>??????????? You: OMG ASL You: 14fFINLAND Stranger: lolololol Stranger: FINLAND?!?!? You: OMGNOIMENE You: AUSTRALIA Stranger: your the third ****ing person from there in this last hour You: OMGNOIMENE CHINA Stranger: o0 Stranger: ?!?!?! Stranger: SNAAAAAKKKKKEEE?!?!! You: OMGNOIMENE INDONESIA IMENE BEAZIL IMENE OMG ANSKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U SO HAWT OMGOMGOMG DESU Stranger: **** EM, I GOT NUEKS You: ****. You: OSHI- You: *ded* You: (raep ma ded body plx kplxty) Stranger: *unf unf unf unf* You: (also plx great times inside so I can get dedbody AIDS plx) Stranger: JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Stranger: you already got it You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: DOUBLE AIDS Stranger: your eyes are exploding with great times aids You: AIDS SQUARED You: WAHHHHHHH *BOOF* Stranger: divide by ZERO~~~!! You: OSHI- You: I’M A POISSON DISTRIBUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: im going to wear your furry, great times wridden dead skin with aids and ****. then im going to go to the bank and pull a hiest! You: (poisson means fish so put me in your woman's genitals plx) You: OMGYES You: I CAME Stranger: DEAD JIZ EVERYONE ON THE BANK!!! You: hay i herd u liek mudkipz Stranger: GAWD I JUST JIZZED You: omg me 2 Stranger: I GET HARD JUST THINKN BOT TI You: on your bum Stranger: ARGGGG You: then I pushed it in *kuish kuish* You: I got Enzyte how great times I can go so long You: u got Enzyte? Stranger: i dunnO Stranger: I DRANKZ TEH WHOLE BOTTEL You: woman's genitals WFT You: QFT You: woman's genitals You: U LIEK FOTIEZ You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: MUDKIPZ!@!!!!!!!!!!!! You: (twuklv) Stranger: so… what do you think of the government, they should legalized drugs… You: they should You: SEAKING!!!!!!!!!! *unf unf unf* Stranger: i would smoke pot all day and play halo =/ You: smoke two joints in the morning? Stranger: yup You: hawt Stranger: then JIZZZZZZZZZ Stranger: then plkay HALERZ You: that made me hard, specially Halo cuz Master Chief mades me OMG I CAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE You: OMG U GOT AIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Stranger: me too You: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Stranger: MASTER AIDS!@!!!1 Stranger: COMPLEANOS!!!!!! FELIZ ****ES You: AOY PAPIIIII You: maricon You: woman's genitals You: hay you liek fine upstanding member of societys? Stranger: NOOOOO Stranger: maybe;... Stranger: hm… Stranger: only if slurs are involved You: OMG ME TOO *LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH* I came Stranger: not cool…. Stranger: jk Stranger: lololol Stranger: WRYYYYY You: U LOVEZ IT You: I WANT DED fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals TOOOOOOO You: did u came Stranger: YE**** YEAS You: I’m jcking off rite nao irl Stranger: ok, i think im about worn out with all the typing its like 5 in the morning here Stranger: cya You: adios Stranger: good luck with the furry aids |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 4:32AM |
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Connecting to server…
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/nyc
You: you?
Stranger: 17/m/florida
Stranger: wanna cyber
You: sure
Stranger: i slowly take off your pants
You:I put my male reproductive organ in you
You: No wait, ****
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 4:46AM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Woah. Stranger: Woah You: Ha. Stranger: I love you You: So do I! Stranger: Woah You: But I can only truly love you if you can answer this question… You: WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? Stranger: Go ahead… Stranger: Woah Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 4:52AM |
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Omegle Talk to strangers! 1770 users online the Funadvice Traffic Exchange Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: OH HELLO You: hello Stranger: HOW ARE YOU?! You: asl You: good Stranger: 21/F/CALI Stranger: YOU? You: pardon my diffidence… You: but here is full of perv that pose as womans Stranger: LOL IS IT? Stranger: WELL YOU CAN JUST PRETEND I’M A DUDE IF IT’S LESS CREEPY FOR YOU Stranger: I CAN JUST You: yes and you are one of them right? Stranger: BE A DUDE FOR NOW Stranger: LOL NO Stranger: I’M ALL LADY You: okey lets talk about yourself then Stranger: OKAY SURE Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? You: why do you write in all caps Stranger: BECAUSE I LIKE THEM A LOT You: what you do in life? Stranger: I’M A STUDENT AT UNIVERSITY You: what university? Stranger: UC BERKELEY Stranger: THE BEST PUBLIC SCHOOL IN THE NATION Stranger: WE’RE LIKE GENIUSES UP IN HERE You: the unabomber school Stranger: THE WILLIAM HUNG SCHOOL! You: did you know the unabomber? Stranger: THE “WEIRD DUDE FROM LIZZIE MCGUIRE” SCHOOL! Stranger: LOL HE TAUGHT HERE IN LIKE Stranger: THE EARLY 80S Stranger: I WASN’T EVEN BORN UNTIL THE LATE 80S Stranger: HOW WOULD I HAVE KNOWN HIM? You: not personally Stranger: OH You: i mean if you heard of him Stranger: I KNOW WHO HE WAS, YEAH You: and he taught there in the early 60 Stranger: OH Stranger: WELL Stranger: I WAS ONLY OFF BY, YOU KNOW, TWENTY YEARS You: describe yourself Stranger: UH Stranger: I’M TALL AND HAVE BROWN HAIR Stranger: I WEAR RIDICULOUS PUSHUP BRAS IN AN ATTEMPT TO APPEAR MUCH MORE CHESTY THAN I ACTUALLY AM Stranger: MY FRIENDS THINK IT’S LAME, BUT I WEAR BRIGHT PINK SHORTS Stranger: AND DRAW ON MY LEGS Stranger: A LOT Stranger: IN PERMANENT MARKER Stranger: I USED TO HAVE THE BACK OF MY NECK PIERCED Stranger: EVEN THOUGH I HATE NEEDLES You: interesting Stranger: YEAH I GUESS Stranger: UH AND I HAVE A woman's genitals, SO THAT’S PRETTY COOL MOST OF THE TIME Stranger: EXCEPT FOR THAT WEEK WHEN IT DECIDES TO JUST Stranger: HEMMORAGE BLOOD FOR A WEEK EVERY MONTH You: yeah if that was true Stranger: THAT PART KINDA SUCKS You: did you know what troll are? Stranger: YEP! Stranger: I AM NOT ONE, THOUGH Stranger: Here, I can stop capsing Stranger: just for you! You: i am one though Stranger: but you aren’t starting any sort of argument Stranger: so I mean Stranger: how could you be one? Stranger: if you are one, you’re a really crappy one! You: did you know where is our base of operations Stranger: I don’t even understand that sentence You: i am not trolling now You: i dont troll always You: plus here is full of troolls You: and we dont attack our brethen You: i mean where we all riunite You: and made our plans… You: of world domination!!! Stranger: UH You: Tell me of your internet life You: Well? Stranger: I AM PART OF CAPSLOCK_SPN Stranger: WHERE WE CAPSLOCK ABOUT THE SHOW “SUPERNATURAL” Stranger: AND THAT’S WHY I CAPSLOCK NOW Stranger: ALSO I GO ON SECOND LIFE AND PARADE MY AVATAR AROUND NAKED OR IN A SCHOOLGIRL’S OUTFIT Stranger: I’M PRETTY MUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON You: oh yeah for what? Stranger: UH Stranger: THE PARADING AROUND Stranger: MOSTLY You: Did you prostituize yourself on second life? Stranger: NOPE, NEVER HAD SEX FOR LINDEN DOLLARS Stranger: JUST HAD SEX WITH RANDOM DUDES Stranger: FOR FREE Stranger: I’M ****TY Stranger: BUT NOT A PROSTITUTE You: Did you post photos of yourself on the net or played with the cam? Stranger: I HAVE PLAYED ON CAM Stranger: BUT ONLY A FEW TIMES You: you know what i mean Stranger: DO YOU THINK THAT I AM A REAL LADY You: no Stranger: OR ARE YOU STILL CONVINCED THAT I’M A DUDE? Stranger: EVERYONE THINKS I’M A DUDE Stranger: BUT I’M NOT! Stranger: IT’S HURTFUL Stranger: I’M LIKE, THE LEAST FEMININE LADY EVER Stranger: BUT TRUST ME Stranger: THAT woman's genitals Stranger: IT EXISTS Stranger: PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS Stranger: EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT’S A BLOOD FOUNTAIN You: demonstrating that your a lady is easy… You: post a photo of yourself with a piece of paper with the date and the writing 1qwernh You: you dont need to post the face Stranger: LOL YOU JUST WANNA SEE SOME YOUNG woman's genitals You: dont make me see the woman's genitals,simple You: only a photo with the paper Stranger: LOL OKAY Stranger: LEMME UPLOAD Stranger: http://i41.tinypic.com/kcmoo8.jpg Stranger: ENJOY! You: no virus? Stranger: NOPE! IT’S JUST A TINYPIC LINK SO YOU DON’T SEE MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT NAME Stranger: I HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING MY LADY-NESS You: well you have at least 2 very good arguments on your part Stranger: WELL THAT’S GOOD! You: Okey now tell why a lady… Stranger: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? You: with the power of the woman's genitals… You: stay on the internet instead of going out partying Stranger: IT’S A SUNDAY NIGHT Stranger: I NEVER PARTY ON SUNDAY NIGHTS Stranger: I’VE GOT CLbum AT 9:00 AND IT’S A P.E. CLbum Stranger: CAN’T GO THERE WITH A HANGOVER! You: you know the internet a little too well for a girl Stranger: I’M A GEEKY GIRL Stranger: AND FAT Stranger: SO I MEAN Stranger: THAT’S NOT REALLY TRUE Stranger: I KNOW IT JUST AS WELL AS MOST CHUBBY GEEK GIRLS DO Stranger: THINK ABOUT IT You: but what hours is in california now? Stranger: IT’S 12:23 Stranger: I’LL PROBABLY BE SLEEPING BY 1:00 You: i should be already be sleeping You: so at the i ask… You: a full photo? Stranger: NO I DON’T LIKE TO DO THAT, SORRY Stranger: I’M KIND OF Stranger: UNHAPPY WITH MY BODY BELOW THE CHEST Stranger: AND ABOVE IT You: At least you are sincere Stranger: WELL THANK YOU! Stranger: I AM OFTEN VALUED FOR MY SINCERITY! Stranger: ALSO MY ****INESS Stranger: AND INTELLIGENCE Stranger: ALL THOSE THREE THINGS You: I am sure that ****iness will be the most sought after trait from the other males Stranger: YEAH DUDES LOVE A ****Y DUDE Stranger: I LOVE BEING A ****Y DUDE WITH mammary glands AND A woman's genitals Stranger: AND NO male reproductive organ Stranger: I LOVE ALL THAT A LOT You: But i sincerely value intelligence and sincerity more Stranger: SWEET Stranger: I VALUE LARGE male reproductive organES Stranger: AND SMALL woman's genitalsS Stranger: IN DUDES Stranger: ALSO SMALL BREASTS Stranger: DON’T LIKE BIG BREASTS ON DUDES You: huh? Stranger: I WAS JUST TELLING YOU Stranger: WHAT KIND OF DUDE I LIKE You: Small woman's genitalss in dudes? Stranger: WELL PREFERABLY NO woman's genitals Stranger: BUT IF THEY HAVE ONE Stranger: A SMALL ONE You: your a crazy girl You: but i like crazy girls Stranger: WELL THEN IT’S A LUCKY DAY FOR BOTH OF US! Stranger: YOU HAD BETTER BE FAPPING TO MY CLEAVAGE Stranger: IF YOU AREN’T, THEN I’LL FEEL LIKE I TOOK THAT PICTURE FOR NO REASON You: i am a men of honor,a chavalier i am over such things You: Now if you get me some more umm… evident photos… Stranger: I KNEW YOU WANTED THE woman's genitals SHOT Stranger: MY VAG IS MY OWN, SORRY Stranger: I DON’T SHOW THAT TO ANYONE UNLESS I’M SUPER DRUNK Stranger: AND I DON’T DRINK Stranger: SO You: no really but if you want me to fap give more fappable material Stranger: HOW WOULD A HAIRY woman's genitals MAKE YOU HARD? You: that is my business, you provide i execute Stranger: WOW THAT’S INTERESTING! Stranger: THAT’S LIKE Stranger: A HAIRY DUDE bumHOLE DOESN’T GET ME HOT Stranger: YOU KNOW? Stranger: BUT LIKE Stranger: A SWEATY BbumIST IN A BAND Stranger: MMMM You: you said that you like giant male reproductive organes… Stranger: YEAH Stranger: I LIKE THEM INSIDE ME Stranger: BUT I DON’T LIKE TO Stranger: LOOK AT THEM Stranger: GROSS Stranger: male reproductive organES Stranger: UGH DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE NEVER GIVEN A DUDE A BLOWJOB? Stranger: I KIND OF WANT TO Stranger: JUST TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE You: and then you said that you dont show your vag to anyone? Stranger: BUT HOW DO YOU APPROACH SOMEONE AND SAY “HEY CAN I SUCK YOU OFF?” AND NOT SOUND LIKE A CREEP? You: I will not have a problem. Stranger: GOOD TO KNOW! Stranger: SHOULD I EVER MEET “STRANGER” IRL, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SUCK HIM OFF Stranger: I AM EXCITED AT THIS PROSPECT! You: thank you! Stranger: AWW YEAH BLOWJOBS FOR EVERY STRANGER! You: we are stranger only if we want to remain so… Stranger: TRUE ENOUGH! Stranger: BUT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOU! Stranger: LIKE HOW OLD ARE YOU? Stranger: WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF JOLLY RANCHER CANDY? You: I like to stay in the darkness Stranger: WELL THEN I GUESS WE WILL REMAIN STRANGERS You: the lights of the reflectors is not for me Stranger: I DON’T UNDERSTAND Stranger: I AM BEGINNING TO THINK THAT YOU MIGHT BE A LITERAL TROLL You: i mean there are no photos or personal data of me in the internet Stranger: AND NOT JSUT AN INTERNET TROLL You: this for the strangers thingy You: not the reflectors one Stranger: OH OKAY You: the lights of the reflectors is not for me is a saying from where i live You: However i am 25, i hail from europe Stranger: WELL THAT IS NICE! Stranger: TOO FAR TO BLOW YOU, THOUGH, UNLESS YOUR male reproductive organ IS LIKE 6,000 MILES LONG Stranger: AND IF IT IS Stranger: WOW You: hahaha You: a personal question: You: how many guys you have had sex with? Stranger: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? Stranger: DO YOU You: why not? Stranger: BECAUSE I AM UH Stranger: A VIRGIN! You: even girls if you did Stranger: I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX Stranger: I BROKE MY HYMEN PLAYING RUGBY, DOES THAT COUNT! You: i dont believe you Stranger: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Stranger: YOU DON’T BELIEVE THAT I’M A VIRGIN? You: yes Stranger: WHY NOT? Stranger: I MEAN, I’M FLATTERED THAT YOU THINK I’M ****ABLE Stranger: BUT Stranger: I TOLD YOU Stranger: I’M FAT Stranger: FAT GIRLS DON’T GET ****ED UNLESS THEY HAVE BIG mammary glands Stranger: I DON’T Stranger: SO Stranger: BASICALLY I’VE GOT SOME NICE HAIR AND THEN Stranger: A GROSS EVERYTHING ELSE You: It seems to me that you have big mammary glands You: Another thing i understand you… Stranger: I AM VERY GOOD AT TAKING FLATTERING PHOTOS Stranger: I AM A B-CUP AT BEST You: you think that you are ugly and fat Stranger: I AM FAT Stranger: BUT NOT UGLY You: that no guy will want you Stranger: THE FAT JUST SCARES DUDES AWAY BEFORE THEY CAN SEE THAT I HAVE A NICE FACE You: but lets judge a third person… You: a neutral one that will be sincere and at the same time gentle You: girls sometimes are obsessed with their appareance and unjust with themselves Stranger: NOPE, I’M PRETTY MUCH IMPARTIAL Stranger: I’M A FAT GIRL Stranger: WHO HAS SOME GOOD ANGLES Stranger: BUT IS GENERALLY Stranger: FAT You: lets be honest… You: you need rebumurement that you are ****able and attractive… Stranger: NOT REALLY Stranger: I MEAN Stranger: MOSTLY I’D LIKE TO BE ****ED Stranger: THAT BIT Stranger: BUT EH You: i can give you this Stranger: I KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE You: I promise that i will leave the photos with me and not divide them with anyone else You: if you want i will delete them You: And I ALWAYS keep my word. Stranger: NO THAT’S OKAY Stranger: I DON’T REALLY Stranger: DISTRIBUTE PHOTOS OF MYSELF Stranger: IN FACT You: I will not say anything offensive against you. You: Now i am curios Stranger: CURIOUS OF MY FAT SELF? Stranger: EHH Stranger: JUST Stranger: PICTURE A FAT GIRL Stranger: WITH BROWN HAIR Stranger: BOOM, THAT’S ME You: Come on what you have to lose? Stranger: UH Stranger: MY DIGNITY? Stranger: MY ANONYMITY? You: Leave the face out. Stranger: NAH, I’M GOOD You: okey measurements Stranger: UHH Stranger: FAT Stranger: FATTER Stranger: THEN FAT AGAIN Stranger: I AM JUST A ROUND BALL Stranger: WITH STICKS Stranger: ALSO I AM A GIANT Stranger: 5’10” TALL You: You put yourself down too much Stranger: NOT REALLY Stranger: I’M FAT Stranger: THAT’S A TRUTH You: you surely know your measures Stranger: NOT REALLY Stranger: I WEAR LIKE A SIZE 16 ON TOP AND 18/20 ON BOTTOM Stranger: I DON’T KNOW IN INCHES You: how much tall?how many pounds? Stranger: I TOLD YOU I’M 5’10” AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 220 AND 240 POUNDS USUALLY You: i need to leave a moment i will return immediately Stranger: OKAY You: i am returned Stranger: WELL HELLO AGAIN You: What you think about me? Stranger: I THINK YOU MIGHT BE KIND OF A WEIRD DUDE Stranger: BUT THE GOOD KIND MAYBE You: like? You: made an example You: make Stranger: LIKE HOW YOU MIGHT BE AN ACTUAL TROLL Stranger: THE KIND WHO LIVES UNDER A BRIDGE You: forumwarz? You: Are you doing something? Stranger: NOPE, JUST CHECKING TWITTER Stranger: I AM AN INTERNET PRO, YOU SEE You: Saying that i am a weird dude is too generic You: you will have made some ideas about me,some conclusion… Stranger: I THINK YOU ARE A TROLL Stranger: A BRIDGE TROLL Stranger: THAT’S WHAT I THINK You: I mean really You: Not internet roles Stranger: NO I MEAN IN REAL LIFE Stranger: I THOUGHT I WAS CLEAR? Stranger: I THINK YOU ARE LITERALLY Stranger: SITTING AT A COMPUTER Stranger: UNDER A BRIDGE Stranger: TYPING ONTO THE KEYBOARD WITH ONE HAND AND WIELDING A CLUB WITH THE OTHER You: FORUMWARZ You: ? Stranger: I GUESS I AM NOT BEING PRECISE Stranger: I THINK YOU Stranger: HAVE LONG CURLY HAIR Stranger: AND A BEARD Stranger: AND ARE LIKE Stranger: TEN FEET TALL Stranger: AND YOU ARE Stranger: A LITERAL TROLL Stranger: LIKE A HUMAN BUT WTH BIG FEET Stranger: AND YOU DEMAND TOLLS FROM EVERYONE WHO WISHES TO CROSS YOUR BRIDGE Stranger: YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE AVERSE TO SUNLIGHT Stranger: I THINK WE MAY BE BORING EACH OTHER AT THIS POINT Stranger: DO YOU AGREE? Stranger: Y/N? You: Okey i gave you the option of talking about me but you lost it You: y Stranger: OKAY THEN I SAY Stranger: WE RETIRE THIS CHAT Stranger: IT WAS Stranger: INTERESTING TALKING TO YOU! You: so to you You: bye You have disconnected. or send us feedback.
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: bum to mouth Stranger: .... You: you know you like it Stranger: same to you ! :——Log in to see images! Stranger: yeees Stranger: I like it Stranger: and you know it You: i put on my wizard robe and hat Stranger: oo. hot. Stranger: I put on mu leather kitten costume.. You: yiff yiff You: do you sometimes pee in the bath? Stranger: no, do you? You: always Stranger: cool. You: i like to wage war in forumz Stranger: okay. You: sometimes while I sleep Stranger: how old are you? You: 9001 years Stranger: !! Stranger: COOL! 8D You: you can play the bad one Stranger: oookayy… Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 11:07AM |
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I SUCK at trolling. I just end up having nice chats with them. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 12:30PM |
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