ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Sup, my fine upstanding member of societyz?

Today is Juneteenth, celebrating the emancipation of slavery in America (peep this thread by that punk-bum **** Jalapeno). So me and my main man Biggie was up in Ghetto Heaven and thought we’d come on down and spread some love (it’s the Brooklyn way, as he say).

Since we died, a lot of **** done changed: The Crips and Bloods have called a truce. That east coast/west coast beef is over. And though it seems heaven-sent, we are ready, to see a black president, uhh. So me and Big figured, with all these changes happening down on Earth, maybe it’s time we put aside our differences and just kick some freestyles like back in tha dayz.

We noticed that some of these Forumwarz fine upstanding member of societyz got skillz, so we thought we’d come around and hold ourselves an old-fashioned cipher this Juneteenth. Fried chicken, watermelon, red soda, big-booty hoes and mad rhymes. Word.

So, do any of you fine upstanding member of societyz got any skills? We’re looking for 16 MCs to throw down, old-school style. Besides the satisfaction of bein’ the Head fine upstanding member of society in Charge, the winner will receive an exclusive E-Peen (whatever the **** that is), and there will be BP (again, what the **** does this **** mean? BP? Baby powder? Like right before you smack a ho?) for the top 3 winnerz and the first runner-up.

 

5 BP – winner + special E-Peen™

4 BP – 2nd place

3 BP – 3rd place

1 BP – 4th place runner-up

 

This **** will be run bracket style, with two initial rounds, then a semi-final round, and ending with an all-out final round battle between our top two MCs. You dig?

Let us know if you want in on this. Post in this thread to sign the **** up and we’ll choose our 16 contenders randomly. If you want to prove you got some skillz, go ahead and give us one bar of freestyle: that’s just four lines of your dopest rhymes, naw’m sayin’?

One love.

quotin’ dis ****, makin’ sure its legit, yo

lemme tell ya’lil story ‘bout two fine upstanding member of societys long gone

bustin’ rhymes ‘n mad song, all ‘til **** went wrong

thug life ain’ easy, but bein’ dead ain’t no treat

meet in tha street, drive-by’in bullets beat

join the nation’s fallen as tha cultural elite­

step it up, step on in, bring tha heat­

zpac and zombiggie bringin’ you a Keystyle treat

yo

This looks amazing.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

What is “up,” dogs?

Just a note from your friendly (neighbor-)’hood admin:

I approve of this “rap” “battle” and there will be indeed be an E-Peen™ prize to the top Master of Ceremonies (MC) who can demonstrate the greatest “skillz” in the art of “free-style” rhyming.

Good luck, all! “Peace” out!

Who’s this motha ****a think he is? Pak and Smalls don’t need no ****in approval, beeyatch!

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

contest over

http://www.mediafire.com/?ofunmymuuf

haha

/thread

This **** seems kinda special, but something you must see

A competition with this vision ain’t the thing for me

I ain’t no hardcore badbum, as threatening as can be

So I’ll just set up, watching what’s up with the real MCs

...

*coughs* Yes. This’ll be fun to watch.

Forumwarz’ MCs better prep for the reaming,

Cause my ****’s so hot it’ll leave your toilet bowl steaming,

Lyrical madness force your reality to distortion,

It’s apt to give you chumps a fatal mind abortion.

MC DB, See yo aborted bum at the dumpster behind prom hall. I’m out.

Every rhyme in this thread is ****ing whack.

I’m laughing so hard I just had two heart attacks

You bithces are spitin’ Granny Goose bull****

My words are like muh ****in’ deuce-deuce bullets

Now I be here spittin’ on forumwarz and goin’ all out

My rhymes are crazy get more ladies than my man evil trout

And if my style seems worth while then I should have you know

Steal my rhymes and i’ll **** your nose hole real slow

Yo, I’m bumpin this **** to let ya’ll know that all forms of freestylin are allowed. Text is fine, but we love that audio/video ****.

I also need to let ya’ll fine upstanding member of societyz know, if you can’t handle some heavy trollin, you best not step up. A true rap battle don’t end till all other beeyatchs get torn da **** down. naw’m sayin’?

Peace

yo

all tha latecomas takin’ sweet sweet time,

y’all best get in line

if you wanna bust some rhymes

all fine,

if ya troll, dat’s how dis ****’s gon’ roll

like my fine upstanding member of society Zpac sed,

grab yo ****es ‘n bowls