Gatha roun’ playas, it’s time fo’ a mutha****in’ throwdown.

Ya’ll know the rulez, so let’s do this!

It’s Cheins Sanchez ‘gainst dat fine upstanding member of society swine.

Cheins is up first.

Sling dat **** homie.

All y’all peeps jus’ chillin, remember to win/fail they bumez.

I’m out

I just downvoted myself, figured he would need the handicap. I hope I get someone better next round.

A hot rap battle’z

like good Cali wine

**** getz betta wit time

an’ the spillin’ of rhyme

Cheins brought his game

and hiz game iz fine

but fine upstanding member of society, nowz da time

Ta bring on da swine

swine Posted:

Yo,

Since that’s the best **** you decided to bring,

We’ll do it my way – like burger king

You always ask if peeps beat their wives, but we already know

It’s you that gets beat like a little ho.

but, now that you’re here I’ll be precise

I’d like a number three and add extra rice.

Oh. Wait. My bad. I forgot where I was.

And you, Versus ME, I feel bad for you, cuz.

I see you hatin’ on me, because I’m paid.

... I guess I understand, since your mom is my maid.

While I got your ear, allow me to boast

that **** wakes me up with a blowjob, and some french toast.

But, I’m just talking trash, I don’t know you too well.

Just that your posts all seem to be voted to “fail”

All you can say is “May I take your order”

Now, do like Taco Bell, and make a run for the border.

Oh snap!

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Celerysteve Posted:

Oh snap!

You better start praying to God I don’t make it past round one. It would take nothing short of a miracle for your **** to scratch the surface.

Lament Posted:

If that’s the case, I’ll happily step in for him. Humiliating you sounds like it’d provide me with at least a little while’s worth of entertainment.

You’re right. Wasting my time beating you senseless would embarrbum the living **** out of me. I just can’t factor in where you get off on the whole deal.

Anybody got a pill for the masochist?

your face is red from my male reproductive organ slap last night

and you’re a fabulous person /b/tard im abusing out of spite

“you laugh you lose”? god dammit shut up

i would kick you in the balls if you didn’t wear a cup

given to you by celerysteve after you sucked his male reproductive organ and wore his pubic weave

your drawings fail and your threads fail harder

is there possibly a way to ban you through barter

10000 BP, coming from me

if you crucifiy this re-re and saw off his pee-pee

Well, you stepped up, Cheins. I’ll at least give you that.

But now you’ve opened my cage, and I’m going to fire right back.

Just like that fabulous person Chawin, your material’s old.

My rhymes are shining like a diamond while you’re busy mining coal.

I’m gonna shine my shoes, ‘til they glisten like the Sun.

So I’ll look extra shnazzy while I’m stomping on your cranium.

Did you honestly think your grade-school prose would hold fast

Against the lyrical maelstrom I’m directing at your punk bum?

You’re a no-good turncoating son of a whore.

And normally I wouldn’t bother ‘cuz your posts are a bore.

But you’re picking on Steve because he’s caught on his rear.

So I’m here to put the fear into your fabulous person ears.

My role in this circus has me leaping around,

‘Cuz I’m a fire-breathing acrobat, and you’re just a clown.

So take all your little cousins that you smuggled here from afar,

And act like the Mexicans you are, and cram back into your little car.

Lament Posted:

wordz

Yo dawg, ain’t you in da wrong battle?

Such impudence! such joy and fun

That’s most impressive my mongoloid son,

I wish you were first round but no time time to waste I’ll take care of you and turn Swine to paste.

Call me turncoat, bull**** propaganda fabulous personsteve just cant stop the slanda and ties up your pubic

weave, sends you on a war that he’s never even been before and when I’m done raping you I’ll

show you the ****ing door

if flo was what you wanted man you opened up the wrong dam this is like like Stephen

hawking rolling into Vietnam do you feel the g-force taking you on a course this is gonna be worse

than when your parents got divorced

you wanna talk Mexico? lets talk mexico I ****ed all your sweethings and turned them into chicahos

I’ll rip your heart out like I’m a Aztec priest save it till twenty-twelve and summon all the elder beasts

they’ll eat up the sun

and when the new earths begun

understand this retard: you weren’t even slightly fun