Oh thank god, no 503 errors. Upon request from CelerySteve, our rap battle will take place entirely in text format.

This is UnstoppableChan, an unstoppable man,

comin’ straight outta Flamebate with an untoppable jam,

all those playas try to shoot me but I’m unpoppable, damn,

So when you ****es gonna learn that I’m a rock o’ the land?

I ain’t going nowhere man, I came here to compete

I didn’t come to hate on ya but I ain’t here to get beat,

I just came here to sling rhymes, bring you outta your seat

Ain’t you glad that you came here? Now yo’ life is complete.

I’m gonna bring my best beats to this organization

and show-case the risks o’ growing urbanization

So take the mic, CelerySteve, show yo’ beats to Flamebate n’

remember; competition don’t mean that we hatin’.

Ok there’s now way I can win obviously so just post anything it’ll be mbumively upvoted then I can post my second one because I want to post it right now.

“Hatin” on it? You mean being realistic? I didn’t even say anything bad. I just keeps it real my fine upstanding member of society you know how we do, ****. I think I’m more the one being hated on. I just want him to hurry up and post so I can post my other thing.

Steve, you displease me, but I forgive easy

though I note that it seems that you think you can freeze me

I hope that you don’t think I wanna be sleazy

But I mean, don’t you know that we ain’t tryna be greazy?

We brothers, we learnin’ ‘bout each other’s new flow

We can’t be sayin’ ****, callin’ people’s mother’s a ho

We gotta be fightin’ to right this that makes us strike at the mic and write diss

We gotta be bright and not light this **** up at the white man when we’re right ****ed

What I’m sayin’ is when you toss diss tracks my way

you undoing the hard work that we are doing today

And when you callin’ me out hard I fold my hands and say:

“I forgive ya, CS, but fine upstanding member of society I’m here to stay.”

UnstoppableChan Posted:

Hey man, that beat you posted was pretty sick until you quit like halfway through. What did you use to make it?

http://www.mediafire.com/?quw3wtz24iy

Here’s a new one. It’s 16 bars but the last four are at the end (you’ll see). If you want more vote for me.

http://www.mediafire.com/?2lgmuynyzjx

You think you Tony Montana? **** you ain’t even Hannah

I’ve tried to play it cool here CS but I can’t stand ya

You talked **** about me man, but yeah, I let it slide

You talked **** ‘bout my momma and I can’t let that ride

Now I’ll shove you aside! You think you good enough to flaunt it?

I’ll take you out, beat you down lyrically – is that what you wanted?

My momma heard yo’ rhymes, even she said you were a **** so screw it

But I told her what I was plannin’ and she said “Oh no, honey, don’t do it”

“I don’t wanna see you in prison for a fabulous person like that,

It’s not like anybody would listen when his rhymes are so flat”

I said “Mama, it don’t matter how stale his **** is

When he brings it to my table it’s imperative that his

bum gets stomped flat!” You best believe that

CelerySteve I mean that, if I get the chance I’ll make ya see that.

You think you hated? You only hated ‘cause you talk ****.

We was cool until this, but you ain’t smart, you think you top ****.

You might be cool in TAM but you can’t top this!

Best thing to do for you is lay back ‘cause you can’t stop this.

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=4d304ce28c4fb5449bf8d6369220dcab4611f1ebc6a9b11d5621d66e282a0ee8

Also, please understand that that writing at the beginning is just the lyrics to my rhymes.