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not a ****in’ mic check

jes’ a ****in’ thread dead

reppin’ forumWARZ

AND SO YOU DON’ GET BORED

we gots Lament versus Chawin

and dey lookin’ ta score

what’s more

one of dem’s leavin’ P SORE

lyric hatred strikes deep

hittin’ straight to tha core

y’all fine upstanding member of societys watchin’ it go down

win/fail dis round

you help decide which fine upstanding member of society

will be tha toast of tha town

Ladies and gentleman, girls and boys,

Put your hands in the air and make some noise

For the next big thing in the ForumWarz scene

Since Evil Trout put Antifreeze in the ice cream.

I’m comin’ in live to ‘ya, from the freshwater sea,

The North Coast with the most to boast in creativity.

Chawin? That little fabulous person from the GGM?

I hear they all get high from each other’s jenkem.

What’s he gonna say? That I’m a newfabulous person?

That my klan can’t hold a candle to those vodka-sipping woman's genitals-rags?

**** please. I’m here to set the record straight.

It’s too late. At this rate, you’re not looking so great.

It’s fate for me to come out of this as the champ.

I’ll male reproductive organ stamp your aunt and then **** her with a lamp.

This match is over, you silly little open mic reject.

Turn off the mic, press stop, and hit eject.

Lament Posted:

Ladies and gentleman, girls and boys,

Put your hands in the air and make some noise

For the next big thing in the ForumWarz scene

Since Evil Trout put Antifreeze in the ice cream.

I’m comin’ in live to ‘ya, from the freshwater sea,

The North Coast with the most to boast in creativity.

Chawin? That little fabulous person from the GGM?

I hear they all get high from each other’s jenkem.

What’s he gonna say? That I’m a newfabulous person?

That my klan can’t hold a candle to those vodka-sipping woman's genitals-rags?

**** please. I’m here to set the record straight.

It’s too late. At this rate, you’re not looking so great.

It’s fate for me to come out of this as the champ.

I’ll male reproductive organ stamp your aunt and then **** her with a lamp.

This match is over, you silly little open mic reject.

Turn off the mic, press stop, and hit eject.

ahahahaha is all i can say

i mean seriously, did that that take you all day?

you just dont get what a fabulous person you are

your trying to rap but your not going far

newfabulous person? please, that ****s from 4chan

how can i take you seriously when your one of their fans

your rapping is tidy, neat and punctuated

have you noticed i dont care? or how much you are hated?

no of corse not, because youre full of ****

i mean just look at your klan and the retards in it

i would carry on, but its just not worth the time

please get back to me when you learn how to rhyme

ps sunday monday happy days

tuesday wednesday happy days

thursday friday happy days

saturday, what a day,

making you eat my Log in to see images!

Chawin Posted:

pps i failvoted me and winvoted him so your should all vote for me bc im cool and hes in tam

Tell me how that works out for you, skipper. And I’ll be back to volley your **** ball after I’m done at work in a couple hours. Don’t wait up. Just leave the door unlocked. Log in to see images!

You really think you’ll get a win with that? You’re delirious.

You got me laughin’ like Ledger, gringo. Why so serious?

But if you’re gonna get all bumsore over my ****,

Then I’ll stop pulling my punches and start to get with it.

We all know about my roots, rollin’ with /b/.

And we know I’m a member of the TAM family.

But enough about me, ‘cuz that’s really all you’ve got.

And crying “klan vote!” might just save you, but I really think not.

So let’s talk about you in this second installation.

Your rhymes are the laughing stock of this Flowin’ Warz nation.

You’re a scab on the bum of a fat chick of a klan.

I’ll kick your cracked lips to the floor of the bandstand.

And while you’re down there, you might as well polish these nuts,

Although I doubt you’d even do that right. You’re such a putz.

You thought that being in GGM would allow you to prevail,

But the truth behind it all is that you’re destined to fail.

Domination. Today, it’s spelled L-A-M-E-N-T.

So if you haven’t figured out yet, this round belongs to me.

It’s all kosher. Kosher like the salt in your scrapes.

I’ll make you BAAAAW like the babby you are. You just can’t rate.

So this just about ends my little ditty for you.

Try not to cry too hard. I didn’t bring any tissues.

Like the failure you are, when we clash, you can’t compare.

So just throw in your towel, Sport. You’ve already lost, fair and square.

Game, set, and match.

If it’s any consolation, Chawin, when I win, I’ll pay for an escort for you.

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Bong-Hitz Posted:

damnnnn lament

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I can’t believe I just read this thread! Lament is da man!

Wait, this is non-rp. In that case, Lament is still the man, eat it ChaFail.

The Grey Goose Mafiosi Posted:

Log in to see images! Lament edited this message on 06/23/2009 12:37AM

this rap contest is lame

it really has no game

rhyming sucks

like hockey pucks

dont bring klans into this

because thats lame hiss

i think i should get through bc i dont care

underwear