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NSFW: BETTER POETRY CONTEST THAT DOESN'T SUCK FOR TOTAL 65 BP ALSO TROLLING IS ALLOWED !!!!!!!! OH MAN EXCESSIVE EXCLAMATION MARKS I MUST BE NERD OF POWERS
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This is a two-part contest. Yes that is TWO parts not one but TWO amazing parts that make this contest.
PART ONE: Write a poem!!! Obviously poems are needed in poetry competition. Why wouldn’t I want poems in a poetry comeptition that’s just silly. I don’t care where the poem is from until it looks cool. Get a poem, put some words in it, ready. I’m not stingy about what kind of poem you use either; if you do a ballad that’s fine. Trolling is allowed and in fact it’s engouraged troll the hell you like in this contest I don’t care I’ll just downvote the entries I don’t like or make fun of me Log in to see images!. Also you can make as many entries as you like. This contest is going to take a month to do just to let you know I might have decided who has won this contest already but maybe there would be a better poem from someone else I don’t know. Deadline: 5th of November. Only 2 Prizes: Log in to see images! 50bp for the best poem Log in to see images! 15bp for second best poem
PART THE SECOND: THE NSFW BIT WHERE YOU PUT THE POEM ON THE mammary glands Ok once we have our winner I would like to see mammary glands with the winning poem on it. Nude prefered and female as well just in case bob is reading this and is thinking of entering. Also keep it legal, I was banned for linking to wikipedia because there was “cp” on there (aparrently it would have been fine if I gave a warning) I don’t want people getting banned for posting underage mammaries. Second part has no prizes because no one would do it even if I did offer BP. I mean there wasn’t any mammary glands the last time there was a “mammary glands4bp” contest so why should this one be any different.
Good luck everyone! I look forward to seeing your poetry! |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 2:33PM |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 2:33PM |
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Johnald The Robot Posted:
This was highly voted poem in another poetry contest that didn’t win. I’ll enter this for Johnald as a start to this contest |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 2:35PM |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 3:09PM |
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There once was a man from Nantucket who never did anything interesting in his entire life. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 5:04PM |
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Kyle: Okay Ike, you’re my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a ‘Dreidel’. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song..
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay And when it’s dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play. Kyle: Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this.. [ike sings mini song to the tune]
Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing? Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman.. We’re playing dreidel, you wanna try? Cartman: Sure!
Cartman: Here’s a little dreidel That’s small and made of clay But i’m not gonna play with it ‘Cos dreidel’s ****in’ gay.
Kyle: Hey, Shut your mouth, fatbum! C: Jews, play stupid games.. Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games.. || Jews, that’s why they’re lame. || K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel || I made you out of clay || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel || With Dreidel I shall play.
Stan: Hey, what’s going on? Oh, it’s that hanukkah thing.. Cartman: It’s soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day.. Stan: Let me try..
Stan: I’ll try to make it spin.. It fell, i’ll try again.
|| K: Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play. || Stan: I’ll try to make it spin || It fell, i’ll try again.
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play. || Stan: I’ll try to make it spin || It fell, i’ll try again. || C: Jews, play stupid games.. || Jews, that’s why they’re lame.
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play. || Stan: I’ll try to make it spin || It fell, i’ll try again. || C: Jews, play stupid games.. || Jews, that’s why they’re lame!
Sheila: Hello Boys! Kyle: Hi mom! Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.. now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people. Cartman: Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it’s so very insteresting.. Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.. You’ll know, our people always win! || Sheila: ‘Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.. || You’ll know, our people always win! || C: Jews, play stupid games.. || Jews, that’s why they’re lame!
Kyle: Oh, hi dad! Gerald: Hello everybody.. say, can I join in? Kyle: Sure.. K: I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay And when it’s dry and ready, with dreidel I shall.. Everybody!
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play. || Stan: I’ll try to make it spin || It fell, i’ll try again. || C: Jews, play stupid games.. || Jews, that’s why they’re lame. || Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.. || You’ll know, our people always win! || Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.. || You’re so hot, on that show..
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play. || Stan: I’ll try to make it spin || It fell, i’ll try again. || C: Jews, play stupid games.. || Jews, that’s why they’re lame! || Sheila: ‘Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.. || You’ll know, our people always win! || Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.. || You’re so hot, on that show..
Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.. You’re so hot, on that show.. Courtney Cox, I.. uh? Kyle: Dad, we’re singing about a dreidel. Gerald: Oh, sorry.. Sheila: We’ll talk about this later, Gerald!
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play. || Stan: I’ll try to make it spin || It fell, i’ll try again. || C: Jews, play stupid games.. || Jews, that’s why they’re lame. || Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.. || You’ll know, our people always win! || Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.. || You’re so hot, on that show..
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay || Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay! || Stan: I’ll try to make it spin || It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin! || C: Jews, play stupid games.. || Jews, that-is-why-they’re-laaaame! || Sheila: ‘Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin.. || You’ll know, our peo-ple-al-ways-wiiiiinn! || Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.. || You’re so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou! |
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| Posted On: 10/25/2010 8:27AM |
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The Picture Of Success
I kept my mouth shut when you opened another beer after I begged you not to because I have believably faked every orgasm you think you’ve ever given me. |
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| Posted On: 10/27/2010 5:12AM |
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sometimes i wish i had a pet squirrel and we’d sit on the porch all day long eating trail mix. he’d pick out the m&m’s and hand them to me and i’d give him most of the peanuts. |
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| Posted On: 10/27/2010 10:55AM |
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I know I won’t win Sandyk will just pick Johnald And I’ll sit and cry |
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| Posted On: 10/29/2010 8:20PM |
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In the shadows of this nonsense
i post this message to the good sensed.
so that they may help me out
in my desperate times of doubt.
And the trolls continue to troll
but I’ll cut their freakin roll. (no offense meant to anyone…OK a little offense ….fine be offended!!)
Some poetry made up in 1.5 minutes XD r3t3p edited this message on 04/30/2011 9:46AM |
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| Posted On: 04/30/2011 9:46AM |
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Pwning forums for creds But it got me instead And now I’m dead **** YOU FORUMWARZ |
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| Posted On: 04/30/2011 11:01AM |
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yeah good job on trying to win a contest that I not only forgot but you also try to win it about it’s half a year after the deadline
just to be nice I’m going to sum up the the thread for you:
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| Posted On: 04/30/2011 11:22AM |
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both bp prizes has been sent to Johnald
close contest mods plzkthx |
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| Posted On: 04/30/2011 11:22AM |
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| Posted On: 04/30/2011 2:59PM |
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