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ZONBEI: THE GAME
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Zonbei, the forumwarz player, is now available in text adventure form! Getting started is easy! first, download this file: http://www.mediafire.com/?rz0vii271sz
Now you’ll need an interpreter. If you’re on windows, try Windows Frotz 2002. If you’re on a mac, try Zoom. (Somebody just informed me MacFrotz is better.)
Now simply open the file with your interpreter! Welcome to life as Caleb, AKA Zonbei. Live his life. Dream his dreams. Die his death.
WARNING THIS GAME IS VERY DEPRESSING THE WEAK OF HEART SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT IT
Also, a few people seem to have problems with the text displayed, and shit seems to get cut off. I don’t know how to help you, besides suggest maybe trying a different interpreter or something.
ENJOI BirdofPrey edited this message on 04/08/2008 12:53AM |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 10:54PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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BEST GAME EVER WOULD PLAY AGAIN A++++++ |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 10:58PM | View nanaintelligentjesus gets you SMART IN YOUR BRAINS's Profile | # | ||||||
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THIS GAME IS SO HARDCORE AND AWESOME I MADE A WALKTHROUGH. NOW DON’T SAY I NEVER GET YOU ANYTHING, BITCH. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 10:58PM | View Barstool's Profile | # | ||||||
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INVENTORY: A SMALL PENIS ROFL. NICELY DONE. BUT UR GAME DOESNT WORK BECAUSE TEXT DOESNT SHOW UP SOMETIEMS. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:10PM | View Tarman's Profile | # | ||||||
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Tarman Posted:
me Posted:
Sorry man. You’re not the only one |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:11PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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lol holy shit |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:42PM | View Skyreal's Profile | # | ||||||
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why do you hate zonbei, anyways? |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:46PM | View Arktor's Profile | # | ||||||
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WinFrotz? Uhh…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frot
“Used in the gay community as a term for an activity involving sexual gratification by rubbing that occurs between two men who do not wish, usually out of preference, to engage in anal intercourse. etymology: contraction of ‘frottage’” |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:47PM | View Wishlist's Profile | # | ||||||
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DonSlice Posted:
For the win, no less. *giggles* |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:48PM | View SLAVE-JEWESS's Profile | # | ||||||
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Arktor Posted:
This isn’t about hating zonbei. It’s about is showing his side of the story. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:48PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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Plz 2 compile in something that’s not fail. Thanks. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:52PM | View Lust's Profile | # | ||||||
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Lust Posted:
I don’t get it.
edit – I compiled with Inform 7, which is one of the standard programs used. If you’re having issues, i really don’t know what the problem is. Try another interpreter, as i said. BirdofPrey edited this message on 04/07/2008 12:03AM |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2008 11:55PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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You can compile as a .exe if you search around a bit. I forget what program I’ve used in the past, sorry. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 12:04AM | View Arktor's Profile | # | ||||||
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Edited because it turns out he was. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 12:04AM | View Biff Weasley's Profile | # | ||||||
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Lust Posted:
yeah your text adventure was aweso- OH WAIT |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 12:05AM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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Finished First Run. 20/35 Depressed. I give it 4 razors: |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 12:37AM | View Biff Weasley's Profile | # | ||||||
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edited the OP with a new version. A couple bug fixes and some grease for the places where people were getting stuck. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 1:10AM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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fun game, sick demented but still fun |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 2:13AM | View funkytowel's Profile | # | ||||||
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why not make the game work like “Trapped in the Cupboard” in Forumwarz? Having to compile it and barely work is so for lose. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 2:17AM | View Smudkipette's Profile | # | ||||||
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Smudkipette Posted:
Please explain “barely work” and stop being a fucking chan-fag. Also, making the game work like trapped in the closet would be like 10 times as much work, since with Inform i don’t need to write my own parser. Dumbass. BirdofPrey edited this message on 04/07/2008 6:20AM |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2008 6:19AM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
Evil Trout is on Colored People time, always late. Except during sex, with his women left wanting. |