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My Day as a Crotch Zombie
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Hi everyone! It’s Tom Anderson from MySpace.com! I just had a grand adventure that I wanted to share with you all!
It all started in the IDC, where I persuaded The Other Other Hole to make me a member of Crotch Zombie for a day. He seemed kind of angry about something, I don’t know what.
And so I was invited to join the elite klan run by this site’s illustrious developers! How awesome is that?
Naturally, I accepted. Here you can see my home page, with my new klan affiliation!
They took me through a tour of their headquarters. Here’s the first part of their profile. Isn’t it awesome?
And here I am, mingling with the cognoscenti!
Then of course I went to their top secret forums to introduce myself. Here I am saying ‘hi’!
Well, that’s all for now. Tune in for part two of my story, when I am nominated to replace Jalapeno Bootyhole as a permanent member of Crotch Zombie! |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:10PM | View MySpace Tom's Profile | # | ||||||
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this thread is honestly one of the worst things I have ever read. i would like to request that you stick a knife in your throat.
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:14PM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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my god i love you piglet. are you ready to come back to tsb now? |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:16PM | View BirdofPrey's Profile | # | ||||||
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:17PM | View PhiIANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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i also want to be a crotch zombie |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:18PM | View Paraone's Profile | # | ||||||
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This is an epic win. It iz made of lulz and an hero. |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:21PM | View Lara Croft's Profile | # | ||||||
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stop the suspenze
what do gay whoreses eat? |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:36PM | View Leechbait's Profile | # | ||||||
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 5:37PM | View Natalie's Profile | # | ||||||
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Natalie Posted:
I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNICORNS.
What a coup, TOM. You deserve a major major peen for that. In fact, not just a Peen, but a title to go with it. I suggest Peen Lord or some such. Maybe Right Honorable Peen Lord, if you want to get fancy.
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 6:06PM | View Marcos El Malo's Profile | # | ||||||
Marcos El Malo Posted:
LORD ZOMBIE sounds right. What a coup. |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 6:10PM | View Amasius's Profile | # | ||||||
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i wish you were still a crotch zombie so you could ban yourself for this stupid thread |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 9:53PM | View Voodoo_Pimpin's Profile | # | ||||||
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This is the greatest thing that’s ever happened in this game. |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 9:57PM | View Odalisque's Profile | # | ||||||
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My bra’s off to you, good sir. |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 10:00PM | View Arktor's Profile | # | ||||||
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Arktor Posted:
i wish youdve taken your head off too |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 10:09PM | View Voodoo_Pimpin's Profile | # | ||||||
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TOM YOU FAIL…
YOU SHOULD OF MADE YOURSELF AN OFFICER |
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| Posted On: 04/18/2008 10:35PM | View Jeebbus's Profile | # | ||||||
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I press my forehead on the window And through it watch children Playing on the lawn
Desolation pulses through my veins And my futile fingers reach out for guidance I savor the blade, sinking deeper than blue
I can taste tranquility for a wavering instance The anger flows down my arm as the bitter black blood Burns off my fingertips
Death swims before me in hazy illusion Images of eternity skip shamelessly through my mind Pain surrounds, I am resolved to be – still
I run my hand on the tear stained window And distorted through it Watch children playing on the lawn |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 12:58AM | View xTROLLx's Profile | # | ||||||
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tom you smell |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 2:16PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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You may have been a member for a day, but you weren’t an admin! /flex |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 2:17PM | View fuckhole's Profile | # | ||||||
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fuckhole Posted:
You wouldn’t have become an admin if it weren’t for him. |
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 2:21PM | View Odalisque's Profile | # | ||||||
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Here are some pics now that the fun is over:
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| Posted On: 04/19/2008 2:39PM | View fuckhole's Profile | # | ||||||
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