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Pumpkin THE THREAD FOR NEW PEOPLE TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES

nanathunderjes-
us gets you LI-
GHTNING IN YOU-
R FIST

Avatar: 2087 Wed Jul 23 03:29:30 -0400 2008
13
4

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

FIRST OFF FUCK YOUR SHIT AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM, SHORTBUS WHEN WE RIDE COME EQIPPED WITH GAME

In a non roleplaying forum so the newbs don’t get flamed.

whats up newbies, tell us about yourself.

i’m nanafagjesus, or nanafag, or nana, or nanajesus, or nanajesusfag, or spic and am usually a very mean person.

A quote of my guide for lazy new fags who have everything in life handed to them and are too lazy to scroll down.

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WHATS UP NEWFAGS

I got myself here a guide on how to not get beat down on these forums.

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* If you go into the roleplaying forums expect flames.

If you are unable to tell which forums are the roleplaying forums (hi onli), then we’d be glad to have you.

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* The ‘Big’ Klans.

The first, and best klan ever, is Team Shortbus. Team Shortbus is the klan that will probably make fun of when you first join. It actively recruits new and funny members. Though your definition of funny may vary. The only klan TSB likes that isn’t itself is SRSLY.

Then there are what I like to call “The Whore Klans”, these are klans that let any Dick and Tom past their loosely hinged doors and into their cavernous vagina. If you’re desperate, trying joining one of those.

And lastly, there are the domination klans. The only notable of these is Brainfreeze, which has the highest fag to cool person ratio other than team shortbus, whose ratio is 0:1

Brainfreeze’s is about 30:2 or something like that.

Edit: Times have changed, now Good Omens is the domination klan of lesser faggotry with it’s fag to cool person ratio of 29:2

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Edittt: Times have changed again. Good Omens is pretty much defunt and Episode Two Beta once had Dr Science in it, so it is forever barred from ever considered being cool. Brainfreeze is the new less faggy Domination klan.

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* Don’t take things seriously.

Because then everyone will make fun of you.

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* Don’t be overly verbose in a misguided attempt to appear “intelligent”.

If you think that shit makes you smart, then go play KoL.

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IMPORTANT THREADS: UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES SDUPADTESSSSSFUPDATES

*Feeling stressed out? Looking for a place to relax after a long day of work? Feel like chillin’? Then check out the chillaxin thread!

*Want to see an archive of the avatar pranks that have been pulled? Then check out SG94’s newly created Prank Archive!

*New and horribly, horribly confused about everything and considering suicide? Well then join Forumwarz Guides! It’s a klan whose sole purpose is helping newbies and includes many fabulous guides like:

Escher!

Natalie!

Skullyangel!

Philanthropist!

AND MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

nanathunderjesus gets you LIGHTNING IN YOUR FIST edited this message on 07/07/2008 5:23AM

nanathunderjes-
us gets you LI-
GHTNING IN YOU-
R FIST

Avatar: 2087 Wed Jul 23 03:29:30 -0400 2008
13
4

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

FIRST OFF FUCK YOUR SHIT AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM, SHORTBUS WHEN WE RIDE COME EQIPPED WITH GAME

STUFF NEW PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW

*Being a faggot outside of the non roleplaying forums will get you flamed mercilessly.

*Generally anyone who’s a member of Team Shortbus is a mean, terrible person.

*Don’t take things seriously.

Lord Rape

Avatar: Schoolgirl
15
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[eat dinner with me tanawat]

Level 10 Camwhore

Knights of LOL Official Ball Hanger

Hello World.

I’m Lord Rape.

I’m the best player.

Everyone loves me.

If you need anything, send me a tubmail.

gabeisfalkinsw-
eet

Avatar: Sad Painting
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Hallo. Call me T. I play Gabeisfalkinsweet, and while he’s an obnoxious weeaboo emo fanboy… I’m an obnoxious weeaboo sci-fi fangirl. Yeah. My being weird is a foregone conclusion.

FoetalBlowjob

Avatar: 40056 Sun May 11 20:18:40 -0400 2008
13
1

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST FUCKING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU SHITCOCK USELESS CUNTHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

I’m not mentioning any of my other aliases, or how long i’ve been onlin because i am helthily ashamed. I genuinely hate role playing games. The only thing worse than these games are the kind of waste of life shitbags who play them.

n00Biff

Avatar: 2174 Mon Jun 23 23:45:07 -0400 2008
18
2

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

Uber Troll

Hi. My real life is boring so I role-play a lot on the net. My real name is Jun. I am American Born Korean and a college student who lives in Denver Colorado, USA.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Fri Jun 20 23:48:38 -0400 2008
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10

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

learnig spells is scalpel for m

hello friends i am bird of prey: internet celebrity. one time i almost cybered with nana (the zipper got stuck)

Sux2BU

MODERATOR
Avatar: 9123 Tue Apr 15 16:10:12 -0400 2008
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[ForumWarz Guides]

Level 10 Troll

Sucky sucky 2 dolla!!!

Hi! I’m Sux, also known as Escher, and I’m the kind and nice mod with a very short temper. I’m usually hanging out in IDC or INCIT because I have no life.

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Tue Jun 24 16:09:21 -0400 2008
9
7

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’m NotJoePesci. I’m pretty nice. I only RP when I’m drunk. I’m in IDC pretty often. Talk to me noobs. You’ll love me.

Hulyen

Avatar: 12386 Wed Mar 12 22:34:23 -0400 2008
17
5

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Camwhore

Literate Dork

nanafagjesus Posted:

STUFF NEW PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW

*Being a faggot outside of the non roleplaying forums will get you flamed mercilessly.

*Generally anyone who’s a member of Team Shortbus is a mean, terrible person.

*Don’t take things seriously.

*Don’t let Nana promise to take you to the fair. The fair is full of lies!

nanathunderjes-
us gets you LI-
GHTNING IN YOU-
R FIST

Avatar: 2087 Wed Jul 23 03:29:30 -0400 2008
13
4

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

FIRST OFF FUCK YOUR SHIT AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM, SHORTBUS WHEN WE RIDE COME EQIPPED WITH GAME

Hulyen Posted:

*Don’t let Nana promise to take you to the fair. The fair is full of lies!

i.e. the fair was the back of my car where i showed you a wonderful time.

nanathunderjes-
us gets you LI-
GHTNING IN YOU-
R FIST

Avatar: 2087 Wed Jul 23 03:29:30 -0400 2008
13
4

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

FIRST OFF FUCK YOUR SHIT AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM, SHORTBUS WHEN WE RIDE COME EQIPPED WITH GAME

WHATS UP NEWFAGS

I got myself here a guide on how to not get beat down on these forums.

­

­

­

* If you go into the roleplaying forums expect flames.

If you are unable to tell which forums are the roleplaying forums (hi onli), then we’d be glad to have you.

­

­

­

* The ‘Big’ Klans.

The first, and best klan ever, is Team Shortbus. Team Shortbus is the klan that will probably make fun of when you first join. It actively recruits new and funny members. Though your definition of funny may vary. The only klan TSB likes that isn’t itself is SRSLY.

Then there are what I like to call “The Whore Klans”, these are klans that let any Dick and Tom past their loosely hinged doors and into their cavernous vagina. If you’re desperate, trying joining one of those.

And lastly, there are the domination klans. The only notable of these is Brainfreeze, which has the highest fag to cool person ratio other than team shortbus, whose ratio is 0:1

Brainfreeze’s is about 30:2 or something like that.

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* Don’t take things seriously.

Because then everyone will make fun of you.

­

­

­

* Don’t be overly verbose in a misguided attempt to appear “intelligent”.

If you think that shit makes you smart, then go play KoL.

lol im a faggot

nanathunderjes-
us gets you LI-
GHTNING IN YOU-
R FIST

Avatar: 2087 Wed Jul 23 03:29:30 -0400 2008
13
4

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

FIRST OFF FUCK YOUR SHIT AND THE CLIQUE YOU CLAIM, SHORTBUS WHEN WE RIDE COME EQIPPED WITH GAME

p.s. this thread should be stickied so that new people have a starting point and also so that i can get on the flamebate leaderboard

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jun 24 10:31:23 -0400 2008
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10

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Troll

You made vader sad.

Hi my name is Echuu, they say I’m an unfunny faggot. Some say I’m p. cool.

Hi.

Also i like your guide.

Echuu edited this message on 04/27/2008 10:36PM

Lara Croft

Avatar: 7241 Fri Jun 13 00:00:10 -0400 2008
33
7

Level 10 Camwhore

SHOW US YOUR NAKED <3

I’m L2, and I see what you did thar.

Te Amo Tacos

Avatar: 42444 Mon May 05 21:15:06 -0400 2008
9

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Re-Re

“”

TE AMO TACOS

Te Amo Tacos edited this message on 05/07/2008 6:36AM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 Mon Jun 23 21:56:24 -0400 2008
20
4

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I’m Odalisque and I have a vagina.

n00Biff

Avatar: 2174 Mon Jun 23 23:45:07 -0400 2008
18
2

[The Bus Club]

Level 10 Troll

Uber Troll

Odalisque Posted:

I’m Odalisque and I have a vagina.

Pic plz. I’m studying to be a gynecologist.

Marcos El Malo

Avatar: 35997 Thu Apr 10 18:26:54 -0400 2008
11

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

My name is Bill W. and I’m an alcoholic.

scullyangel

Avatar: 12797 Fri Mar 07 22:56:58 -0500 2008
32
19

[Episode 2 Beta]

Level 10 Camwhore

Total fucking bitch.

Hi! I’m scullyangel, but everyone calls me scully. I’m a crappy Camwhore since I don’t care so much about having my picture taken as smacking people around. *spank spank spank*

This thread is pretty cool. No “new” people have introduced themselves, but if they show up they will get to see who to watch out for! Plus, Nana is clearly a big ol’ softy who deserves e-peen lengthening. (Regardless of what you might have read about the insanely massive length of his penis. )

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