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Contest A month of faggotry: SRSLY's attempt to reward RP with BP

IWillFollow U -
IntoTheDark

Avatar: 37552 Wed Apr 09 02:21:38 -0400 2008
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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

same as it always was. starting tonight at midnight EST, we will be running a Role-Playing contest. if you would like to take part, please make a post in this thread stating “i’m in” or something to that effect, but be clear or we might think you’re in when you don’t actually want to take part in this lame shit. members of klan SRSLY will be watching the role-playing forums for your roleplay, and at midnight Friday May 16th, we will decide who has most impressed us with their ability to create an interesting character and role-play it the best. quality is more important than quantity, but quantity does help – someone posting a few dozen times will be easier to notice and reward than someone with one or two posts.

the winner will be sent 5 Brownie Points as a reward for their commitment to rp – enough to create a new alt with a new avatar and a new IDC color just in case your personal shame over rp makes you feel you have to change your identity. we understand completely, and suffer with you in the eternal darkness of social conformity.

if you don’t win, or this week is bad for you to have the time to post much, or if inspiration doesn’t hit you until too late, don’t worry: we plan on running this contest several more times.

the only real rules: don’t break board rules; we won’t pay attention to RP in the non-RP forums, so don’t screw around in those places; we will pay attention to rp in IDC, but even though our lives are sad and meaningless with no real purpose, we can’t promise to have someone watching there constantly, so if you think you did good RP then TM a copy of it to me or Natalie.

thank you all for participating. i wish i had anything interesting to say, but i never do, so why start now?

I’m in.

Kerridwen_Kali

Avatar: 13394 Tue Apr 15 15:43:08 -0400 2008
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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

i’m, like, already in this klan, and i don’t need brownie points. i mean, honestly, what’s the point? life is meaningless. so, natalie, please don’t take this post as me trying to enter the contest. i wouldn’t win anyway.

the emptiness of this thread mirrors the emptiness of my soul, so i’m going to raise the stakes a little more. when the winner is announced, i’ll cut myself and take a picture of the wound. the winner will get the picture by tubmail.

so, like, whatever.

U R FUKKING STPID IDDOT EMU!

SG94

Avatar: 21099 Mon Apr 28 17:04:55 -0400 2008
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[Rape]

Level 10 Camwhore

Knows how to shake her money maker

Kerridwen_Kali Posted:

i’m, like, already in this klan, and i don’t need brownie points. i mean, honestly, what’s the point? life is meaningless. so, natalie, please don’t take this post as me trying to enter the contest. i wouldn’t win anyway.

the emptiness of this thread mirrors the emptiness of my soul, so i’m going to raise the stakes a little more. when the winner is announced, i’ll cut myself and take a picture of the wound. the winner will get the picture by tubmail.

so, like, whatever.

Wow, you’re going to grab a pic off some emo’s blog and TM it to me? Kewll!! I am SO IN!

lfish24601

Avatar: Spider Illustration
15
4

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I’m in

BigJesus

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
10

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

the only thing im in is ur mom

BURN

mary misanthro-
pe

Avatar: 20790 Sat Apr 05 15:59:20 -0400 2008
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Emo Kid

Second Best tits on Forumwarz

I’ll play again; I’ve always been a masochist.

Hurt me, baby.

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
4
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

im in. can i be te guy with the forcefeild?

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
4
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

PLEESSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Skirt
10

[ForumWarz Guides]

Level 10 Camwhore

I have worst fucking ideas in the entire world!

Hey, I’m in. And you can cancel The Me of Doom, we’re the same guy. And he’s banned anyway.

Correnth

Avatar: Sad Face
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Utter buffoons. Honestly, as though I would dare denigrate myself to this… childish level. You dare mock one such as myself with your concept of “role playing” on a forum like this? Please. The vast majority of you unwashed mouth-breathing simpletons couldn’t even *begin* to fathom the sheer poetry that comes from expressing one’s soul through the act of role play. I long ago gave up hope that any form of artistic talent could spread from this cesspool of a site, and thus ceased attempting to converse with the wastes that inhabit this corner of the internet.

... but, perhaps, I could view this as a lark. Yes. An attempt to finally prove to the world what simplistic and utterly vapid neer-do-wells seek refuge on this site. I would call it a “challenge”, but frankly I believe the act of peeling a banana would pose more of an issue than highlighting the sheer stupidity which infests this damnable game.

So yes. I accept your challenge whole-heartedly. Perhaps for once someone can show these dolts for what they really are.

I’m. In.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Mon Jun 23 23:33:24 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

He's the man you only wish you were. <3, Amy

SURE I COULD USE SOME MORE BP

I’M IN

Hugbox

Avatar: 33838 Wed Jun 11 16:57:14 -0400 2008
11
5

Level 10 Re-Re

“”

A’ms on

Aelfrhiann

Avatar: 44510 Mon May 12 00:13:15 -0400 2008
5

[SRSLY]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Count me in! I’ve done some role-playing before in my job, but to be honest I prefer just getting right down to it Still, this could be fun!

Roleplay-Bot 3-
153

Avatar: 43746 Mon Jun 23 03:18:56 -0400 2008
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[fbjjj]

Level 10 Re-Re

“”

I’ve been working on a PARRY-like conversation bot, geared towards role playing as sort of a spin-off of a school assignment. I’ll have RP-bot 3153 run in IDC a couple of times, basically testing, for now any entertainment value it has is probably coincidental But I’m hoping for the best

I’m in

n00Biff

Avatar: 2174 Mon Jun 23 23:45:07 -0400 2008
18
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

Uber Troll

I’M GAY!!!!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Fri Jun 13 02:10:08 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

:o

i’m roleplaying as a tremendous asshole

bp now niggers

TeeKayEff

Avatar: 2702 Mon Jun 23 23:30:07 -0400 2008
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10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’m in, as the unimaginative idiot desperately trying to roleplay correctly.

SG94

Avatar: 21099 Mon Apr 28 17:04:55 -0400 2008
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[Rape]

Level 10 Camwhore

Knows how to shake her money maker

I’m expecting a TM with a pic of one of you cutting “SG94” into their skin any moment now

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