I have to say I support this notion. Even if it’s some sort of lame vanity feature you can unlock for some ridiculous amount of   it would serve to remove a bunch of excess flezz from the game and make certain leaderboards easier for new players to have a hope of topping.

Big Brother Posted:

How about you can buy 2 BP for 100,000 Flezz? It’d be called reverse jackpot.

That would be good, except I’m pretty sure the main point of BPs was so that ET could make a living. I don’t think even Canada takes  

enire Posted:

What about a special e-peen that can be purchased for, say  500,000?

That would reward long-time players, successful gamblers, and others who have managed to ambum a ridiculously huge amount of Flezz and let them graciously vacate the top of the leaderboard for the next person.

Variation: What about a few e-peens at, say,  100,000,  200,000, and  300,000. SG94 could afford all three. The next guy down on the list could afford #1 and #3, and the guy after him could afford #3 OR #1 and #2, and so on… It would add a bit more “gaming” to the whole Flezz-collecting thing.

Only thing is I would probably not buy those. I was looking more in the direction of an item that does nothing or almost nothing (at least no real in-game advantage, maybe some slight profile decoration or a   emot after my name or something better than that) that has the special property of having its price uninfluenced by frugality and reselling for its exact purchase price. I’m looking to lower my  , not waste it.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Umm… Are you sure you want to do that? You don’t know what new goodies Ep 2 might be bringing…

Are You confirming that Cred and Flezz will carry over to EP 2??

MC Banhammer Posted:

Umm… Are you sure you want to do that? You don’t know what new goodies Ep 2 might be bringing…

I’m just looking for a way to lower my   count temporarily. I’m definitely not looking to throw it away. If I could put  500,000 into a sock and take it out when I need it that would be ideal.

Let’s stop beating around the bush.

SHOP: “Alien Crash Site”, “Area 51”...something related to aliens, or even ghosts or some other stupid ****.

FOR SALE (for Flezz): Abilities. Special equipment (cycling, like in the Ppwn Shoppe). E-Peen. In short, a special shop through which CZ can give us new, unique content without having to make an entirely new episode.

RESULT: Mbumive Flezz sink, allowing more movement on the leaderboards and smaller stockpiles of flezz going into new episodes.

SG94 Posted:

Only thing is I would probably not buy those. I was looking more in the direction of an item that does nothing or almost nothing (at least no real in-game advantage, maybe some slight profile decoration or a   emot after my name or something better than that) that has the special property of having its price uninfluenced by frugality and reselling for its exact purchase price. I’m looking to lower my  , not waste it.

Redefine “wasting flezz”. Peen-Whores like me, or Pickled male reproductive organbum, would definitely go for buying new E-Peen with flezz. Log in to see images!

Just buy 500 000 smileprins.

sure it’ll kill the ppwn shoppe but you’d never need to buy a consumable again.

Also L2 that sig is horrendous.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Just buy 500 000 smileprins.

sure it’ll kill the ppwn shoppe but you’d never need to buy a consumable again.

Also L2 that sig is horrendous.

Thanks, I worked hard on it. Log in to see images!

Warning-Slightly off-topic bit ahead.

I think you should be able to gamble BP in Gamblebot.

Back on topic.

I have an idea. How about you extend the max bets in Gamblebot? Make 2500, 5000, 10000, 25000, 50000, 100000, 250000, 500000, and 1000000 flezz bets avaliable.

(Of course no one has one million flezz yet and such a bet would be foolish, but it would be a nice thing to do when you’re the first person to get a million flezz. The first million flezz gamble would be like the first person to get the Defaced Mona Lisa.)