An Hero Posted:

How do you avoid getting picked on at school?

As a fully trained special operative, I could teach you several ways to avoid getting picked on. Or at least ot beat the ever loving crap out of the first one who tried it.

Of course the easiest way to avoid being picked on, is to stop being such a sissy boy nerd.

The second easiest is to quit going to school.

If the school were to burn down, there wouldn’t be anyone there to bully anyone, if you get my meaning. TM for help if needed.

I’d say wear a lot of leather and thigh high boots, carry a riding crop while dragging your slave behind you on a leash, but it’s not a look for everyone. Good luck sweetie! Log in to see images!

I tried to act cool and I got a wedgie.

I tried to ignore them and they slammed me into the lockers for being “rude.”

I’m already having to do summer sesson for sluffing so much.

And I wouldn’t bring my i-pod to school cuz if I lost it I just don’t know what I’d do! Log in to see images!

An Hero Posted:

I tried to act cool and I got a wedgie.

I tried to ignore them and they slammed me into the lockers for being “rude.”

I’m already having to do summer sesson for sluffing so much.

And I wouldn’t bring my i-pod to school cuz if I lost it I just don’t know what I’d do! Log in to see images!

What part of don’t be such a nerd, made you think I said try acting cool.

You do not have the gentic makeup to pull that off.

You can be taught to kill however… if you have an interest in learning tubmail me.

An Hero Posted:

I tried to act cool and I got a wedgie.

I tried to ignore them and they slammed me into the lockers for being “rude.”

I’m already having to do summer sesson for sluffing so much.

And I wouldn’t bring my i-pod to school cuz if I lost it I just don’t know what I’d do! Log in to see images!

You neglected my suggestion. If fire seems too permanent, I once heardof someone letting a few poisonous spiders go in the main hallway. Fun times, fun times. Who cares if everyone hates you, as long as they are unsure enough of your sanity to stay 20 feet away at all times?

Right you whelp, how about you give me all your valuables or else I’ll jab you in the gums wiv me screwdriver?

Regardless of that transaction, you’re not a geezer so I wouldn’t mind raping you for a while.

We can get some eels after an’ I can introduce you to ol’ Elsie. You can even dance wiv ‘er.

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Ah yes, the old act so ****ing crazy that people are afraid of you gag.

This makes sense for a 75 lbs. wimp such as yourself.

Come to school with a bag full of items only a crazy person would have in their posession. (I am sure Janie can provide you a wonderful list of items that would be perfect for this).

Sure you will be expelled for a while…but you will have developed the persona of a crazy mother, and people will likely leave you alone.

Of course you will never have friends…or a girlfriend, but we make do with the hand we are dealt in life.

Let’s face it: he wasn’t going to have friends or a girlfriend anyway.

Janie Posted:

Let’s face it: he wasn’t going to have friends or a girlfriend anyway.

Point taken.

Janie Posted:

I once heardof someone letting a few poisonous spiders go in the main hallway. Fun times, fun times.

you heard about that? I didnt think anyone knew i did it. Dit they mention me by name?