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Feature ForumHelper (the Brainfreeze script)

Invariel

Avatar: Boobs
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Camwhore

Vanilla Wanker

It has come to my attention that some people use this forum to **** about other people, and some klans use this forum to **** about some other klans.

It has also come to my attention that Brainfreeze has been specifically targeted for quite a lot of ****ing because we “use a script” or somesuchnonsense. We also “attack people with cards” and “win at Domination” and for these shortcomings I am very apologetic.

So, I give to you, the players of ForumWarz, the Greasemonkey script (install Greasemonkey) that we use: ForumHelper.

This script, which changes the look of the Klans -> Domination page, has made our raids significantly easier to handle, through the following:

Each forum name is replaced by a clickable link to that forum, for easy access, and includes a bracketed shortform for the forum, for easier co-ordination.

For example,

Denture Chat Log in to see images! 0m ago

becomes:

Denture Chat [DENTURE] Log in to see images! 0m ago

Before anyone gets up-in-arms about banning me for, you know, knowing a little bit of JavaScript, I would like to mention that the initial version of this script was sent to Evil Trout, who gave his approval. Administration was aware and okay with its existence and use.

This script will be updated on a weekly basis, as new forums are added to the game.

Screenshot: Log in to see images!

Current version: 1.2.5

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Sat Sep 13 01:26:03 -0400 2008
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[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Troll

Uber Troll

Pure Evil! slippery slope etc …

Simon Groothui-
zen

Avatar: 21099 Fri Aug 15 07:55:13 -0400 2008
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[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Where’s the counter?

Invariel

Avatar: Boobs
21
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Camwhore

Vanilla Wanker

I can’t be downloaded, sorry.

But here’s a helpful tool just for you: It will help your counting.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 Wed Sep 24 14:33:52 -0400 2008
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[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Camwhore

Self-Proclaimed Goddess of Forumwarz

Really nice, Invariel.

Only if I wasn’t so lazy to program.

Pickled male reproductive organbu-
tt

Avatar: 28922 Mon Jul 14 02:53:07 -0400 2008
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[Episode 2 Beta]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

pretty slick. i like it.

also

It has also come to my attention that Brainfreeze has been specifically targeted for quite a lot of ****ing because we “use a script” or somesuchnonsense. We also “attack people with cards” and “win at Domination” and for these shortcomings I am very apologetic.

who’s complaining about that?

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 06/19/2008 1:03PM

Vuron

Avatar: 4928 Mon Jul 28 09:21:26 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Thanks for the greasemonkey script.

Invariel

Avatar: Boobs
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Camwhore

Vanilla Wanker

Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

who’s complaining about that?

I don’t know. Like I said, I have heard these things, and nothing more. People were, apparently, pretty vocal in IDC last night.

Invariel edited this message on 06/19/2008 1:32PM

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl
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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Since Invariel was nice enough to release his very useful script, I thought that it was the least I could do to add that oh-so-craved counting utility.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/source/28759.user.js

Note: This one isn’t quite as easy to use. You will have to enter in the appropriate url for your klan profile, since it varies by klan.

Obviously credit goes mostly to Invariel and Westside Wizard. I just added a few lines for convenience.

Arktor edited this message on 06/19/2008 7:01PM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 Sat Apr 12 02:36:47 -0400 2008
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[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 10 Troll

Should quit posting in "Last Post wins 1 BP"

Invariel Posted:

I can’t be downloaded, sorry.

But here’s a helpful tool just for you: It will help your counting.

Holy **** I remember that song.

Invariel

Avatar: Boobs
21
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Camwhore

Vanilla Wanker

Thanks for that, Arktor. I would have probably gone about things a different way, but your addition works.

Now that everyone is on the same page with regards to user-created scripts, let’s play some Domination, with a little less ****ing, shall we?

UnluckyCharms

Avatar: Sad Face
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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Yet another way this game can be taken too seriously. Tsk, tsk.

Once you’ve opened the Pandora’s box of browser-based modifications for domination…

KittyKat

Avatar: Teen
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

UnluckyCharms Posted:

Yet another way this game can be taken too seriously. Tsk, tsk.

Once you’ve opened the Pandora’s box of browser-based modifications for domination…

... what next!? Gamblebot script!? Hidden Klan delete scripts!? Oh wait…

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Mon Jun 23 23:33:24 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

He's the man you only wish you were. <3, Amy

lol wow

Goth_Jesus

Avatar: Crying Grandson
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22

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

UnluckyCharms Posted:

Yet another way this game can be taken too seriously. Tsk, tsk.

Once you’ve opened the Pandora’s box of browser-based modifications for domination…

Aha! But if it’s already open, then all the bad things have already escaped, which means that the only thing left inside the box is Hope.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Mon Jun 23 23:33:24 -0400 2008
16
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

He's the man you only wish you were. <3, Amy

KittyKat Posted:

... what next!? Gamblebot script!? Hidden Klan delete scripts!? Oh wait…

yes

all scripts are one in the same obvosly

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 Fri Oct 03 16:32:46 -0400 2008
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[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Suggestions (some very easy to implement, others less so)

– counts for other klans, to keep track of how others raids are going, for disruption or coordination purposes (2 klans raiding at the same time can earn scoops much faster than just 1)

– count for individual players, to keep track of your own ‘raids’

– clickable columns for sorting by klan, forum difficulty, player name etc as well as the default of time

– information onscreen about speedrunning, so you know which forums to take and how quickly if you want lemons

– some kind of pistachio tracker (no idea what form that would take though)

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Tue Aug 05 06:36:40 -0400 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

i swear to god if forumwarz goes the way of kol and requires scripts to play effectively i am going to murder evil trout in his sleep

scullyangel

Avatar: 12797 Fri Mar 07 22:56:58 -0500 2008
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[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Camwhore

Total ****ing ****.

It certainly doesn’t require a script. We haven’t been using any. I think it’s a lovely option, and think Brainfreeze was awesome to share it. It’s especially nice for a smaller group.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacterium
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Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

scullyangel Posted:

It certainly doesn’t require a script. We haven’t been using any. I think it’s a lovely option, and think Brainfreeze was awesome to share it. It’s especially nice for a smaller group.

I couldn’t agree more. However, by virtue of being lazy, I’m fond of anything that reduces the amount of effort required.

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