Dear Miss Escher,

Instead of playing “giatr hero,” whatever that is, I suggest that you do something to improve your spelling, grammar and vocabulary. I cannot understand why a young, white American woman should have such atrocious language skills. From your photograph, you do not appear to be poor, and your father is certainly respectably dressed. Has neither he nor your mother taken any interest in your education? How have you managed to progress through the public education system to high school when you can barely read or write?

Please advise me what school you attend, and its location, so I can inform your local Board of Education of this gross and shameful error.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood