Dear JB,

First off, I love your abbreviation. Because I loves me some JB. But, aside from that I’d like to take a moment to extend my hand as a member of Brainfreeze just to let you know that with us, you’re not just getting a friend, but instead, life mates. Partners. I know firsthand that most of us would take a bullet for you. I personally would take one of those silver, vibrating bullets for you. Only you. It’s because of who you are.

We’d put in work for you. Hell, just look at our raid logs. We’ve pulled twelve hour raids. **** yeah! Imagine what that energy could do if put towards promoting the name of the holy bootyhole.

And quality? Lessee… We’ve got Echuu, who’ll break the game if anyone ****s with you. Invariel, who’ll totally wizard the **** out of everything. JThizz and Jwred5, two giant smart-bumes to defend your E-honor. Wylin, who knows Flamebate inside and out and treats it as serious business. Wyrd, whos heart knows no bounds.

And females? Woah, man! Skully, KittieJenn, and Spacekadt. Three of the greatest females the internet has to offer.

And many other members. No, an army. An electronic army. All at your disposal.

Think it over.