The Godless Gamers
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We here at the Godless Gamers take pride in being unholyier-than-thou pricks who will kick your bum at any game, anytime(provided that game doesn’t involve more physical activity than wrist flicking and thumb flailing). That being said, here is our current hit list.
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Jesus Christ[all]-This bumhole needs to die. He is a level 11 hacker who spams the emo move “life after death”. Shoot this prick on sight.
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George Bush[stupidity]-He started a war which killed hundreds of thousands of little brown people, which is awesome…but he did it for the wrong reasons. We do not endorse killing people for religious reasons, we expect an adequate and tangible reason(like for the lulz).
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Kim Jhong-Il[asplosions]-This short little male reproductive organ-mongler is terribly tiny. His minuscule power over the world made him angry, so he decided to build “little presents” to show those countries with meager expectations of his limited leadership. okay, now the problem with this guy is that:
a)he is korean, they are known to be total bumtards at video games, mastering headshots, instead of the almighty male reproductive organshot.
b)he is short, and as fred phelps would say “GOD HATES ALL THOSE MIDGETS AND THEY’RE GOING TO HELL”
c)he is korean
d)he is a woman's genitals who hides behind neuclear missles like a sissy. Real men hide behind a keyboard and mouse!
e)he’s a ****ing korean person…
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John McCain[too old for an element, they didn’t exist when he was born]- All right, let’s jump right into this one shall we? This cluster-****ed technologically backwards excuse for a village elder is running for the “lolo i can haz press nucalur bumon nao person”...err I mean president. How in the hell can we trust someone who has never played a single god damned rts with such a powerful bumon? chances are the prick might not even hit his target anyways, and he would bone us all.(also, he wants **** up the supreme court with a couple of religious nutjobs, but no one cares.)
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Klansmen
| Name | Klan Title | Player Class | Level | Cred | |
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7Proximo | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 17 | 575147 |
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agentxzero0 | Godless Prick | Troll | 5 | 3891 |
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amie | Godless Cutter | Emo Kid | 21 | 1602693 |
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Big Shot Donkey | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 35 | 100000000 |
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Biscuit | Godless Priss | Camwhore | 9 | 53291 |
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Blimyman | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 10 | 64588 |
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buenanueva | Godless **** | Camwhore | 23 | 2882408 |
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crasher | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 16 | 402281 |
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Daisy-Slave | Godless **** | Camwhore | 16 | 358502 |
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darkICE | Godless Cutter | Emo Kid | 10 | 374372 |
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DaronCeyko | Godless Prick | Troll | 6 | 8191 |
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Enshoku | Administrator | Camwhore | 10 | 472073 |
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evilsdoubles | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 10 | 61193 |
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hambone McGhee | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 20 | 1230489 |
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Hamster678 | Godless **** | Camwhore | 10 | 611751 |
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Hobin | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 10 | 503528 |
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Jebbeh | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 10 | 254938 |
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Jizmstick | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 10 | 72710 |
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JohnWood | Godless Prick | Troll | 8 | 35447 |
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Kiq | Godless Smartbum | Troll | 35 | 100000000 |