An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Census Worker
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
D20
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
FOAR!
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium
This player is a Plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Life Begins
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
Medal Winner
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
Sweet Sixteen
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veado
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.