CaptainJackMorgan [The Original Queeries]

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To boldly pwn where no man has pwned before

Information

Bio:

I'm...Jack Morgan! But...Everyone---calls me Captain Morgan. Probably because I...love a nice spiced rum.
::: dramatic smug face :::

Location:

Do...Any of us...REALLY know? ::: dramatic hand gesture :::

Interests:

Beautiful women, tales of the maritime days, hanging out with Shunske, beautiful women... ::: dramatic thumbs up :::

Occupation:

School...Of--LIFE! ::: dramatically drops to knees and cries :::

CaptainJackMorgan loves the following website(s):

  • zombo.com
  • 4chan
  • Face The Jury
  • Gaia Online
  • Gamefaqs
  • IGN Forums
  • Nexopia
  • OffTopic.com
  • Something Awful
  • Vault Network
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Re-Re
Level: 10
Cred: 146493
Buildr Score: 2

Flamebate Statistics (View all of CaptainJackMorgan's posts)
Posts made: 97
Threads started: 4

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 0

CaptainJackMorgan's Stall
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saracarrickson wrote this on 06/24/2008 5:34PM:

t’es trop etrange pour moi, desole
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forumwhore wrote this on 06/23/2008 8:31PM:

Take me to ur ship. I’m ready for a bumpy ride.

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TranceBunni wrote this on 06/23/2008 6:12PM:

awww how cute

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Haruko wrote this on 06/22/2008 10:22PM:

oh wow! sankyuu! (^3^)
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LROSENBERG1996 wrote this on 06/22/2008 7:41PM:

how did you know im sick
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Jem wrote this on 06/22/2008 8:23AM:

For insurance eh? OK then… I know I’ll be in good hands with CaptainJackMorgan

E-Peen™
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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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08/26/2008
Accepted Fish approved as a friend. 3:59PM
08/18/2008
Accepted Doritoz69 approved as a friend. 3:01PM
Accepted Accepted a friend request from BiZarro Tom 8:38AM
Accepted Accepted a friend request from Beavis-Dragon 8:38AM
07/14/2008
Accepted LAID approved as a friend. 11:18PM
07/10/2008
Accepted Lazzara approved as a friend. 10:56PM
07/06/2008
Accepted Tukez approved as a friend. 1:02PM
07/03/2008
Accepted Rick Ashley approved as a friend. 7:03PM
Accepted Fiction approved as a friend. 10:49AM
07/01/2008
Exploit Character's E-Peen™ has been lengthened: 7:40PM

Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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