Splargety [The Fondler of Ballsacks]

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Bio:

i like linkin park, korn, offspring, wtc.

i write poetry, and hate my fucken parents

Location:

oblivion

Interests:

nothing interests me

Occupation:

poet

Splargety loves the following website(s):

  • zombo.com
  • Something Awful
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
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Class: Emo Kid
Level: 10
Cred: 105877
Buildr Score: 4

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Splargety's posts)
Posts made: 11
Threads started: 2

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 0

Splargety's Stall
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Vince Russo wrote this on 04/12/2008 1:50PM:

Ode to Splargety

:clears throat:

Ode to Splargety, the poet with a frown.

He doesnt like his parents, and everything brings him down,

But there is hope, there is writing on the wall,

Because Vince Russo his savior, came and broke the cherry on his stall.

Thank you.

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dee dee dee wrote this on 04/03/2008 12:29PM:

hate my parents not hare hate

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dee dee dee wrote this on 04/03/2008 12:29PM:

hare my parents to yo

dee dee dee out

write me

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09/06/2008
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