Depressing Poetry

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Attack 15 (Stronger when Ego is low)
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In tree: Pain
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Attack Phrases

o bacchus/how i long for/the loving warm embrace/of your/arms and/or your/rear end

the world is hiv / virgin baby gravy is the cure / pure sadness

despite all my fanaticism/i’m still just a panda in a cage

skinny liek tehz slight / throw yogurt / were is de modesty?

o stinging heart! my pain is like caning and a hanging combin’d!

cheerless unhappy fed up/bleak/gloomy blue bereaved depressed cheerless dolorous/grief-stricken…saddened? angsty./ and cheerless,/ too/.

anal enjoy, mock execution, sitting in a really uncomfy chair! full-blown aids, termination, curtains! to all!

why?

self-immolation fills mai garage/it is all around me/dark clouds o’ my soul are a threatening plague/my cat better not come in my room.

thine platinum blonde hair is like many catheters / mine floating point unit is not functioning @ the current time / coincidence?!?

i iz dead/i am dead/i am dead/i am dead/extinction!!!

my trenchcoat, my trenchcoat/covering my unkempt bowtie and an overwelming sense of agony/wy can’t one of your pockets be filled with love?

an alien abduction, the slave trade, negativity.

my pain is like a diamond earring. kept in the deep dark depths of san quentin. cyclone.

i wear this crown o’ bum kabobs / upon mah liar’s chair / full of broken agonee / i cannot repair