Hacker

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Vandalism Haxx

Strategies & Tips

• Seeing as you cannot upgrade Processing Power, you should make sure to Flezz grind every once in a while to get new Hardware. Get a graphics card before taking on level 5-6 forums, and just upgrade from there.
• Boosting your Processing Power with .moar files will let you pwn forums without using consumables. Here's a quick list of early forums to pwn, in order of power/difficulty:
  • Konservative Kristian Koalition: \/:?"<>.sdoc
  • Amish Gone Wilde and MY RIFLE IS THIS BIG: 'How to talk to a woman without hyperventilating'
  • 2chin.org: unpopular science podcast - 312.lstn

• Hackers have some of the weakest attacks in the game, barring Permanoobs and Re-Res. Make sure to keep up with this with Hardware, .moar files, and buffing your Offense stat.
• As far as secondary stats go, focus on Frugality in the beginning, but as the game goes on, make sure to get Upkeep to at least 7 so your equipment doesn't degrade. You have the most equipment of any clbum in the game; repairs are a ****.
• To maximize your deliveries, buy 4 of one of the boxes (Black, Blue, or Polkadot, whichever one you can afford) and equip them all before you log off. The next morning, the mbumive luck bonuses will flood your account.

Dictionary Definition of Hackers

A person (usually possessing thorough knowledge in no single field), who is talented at devising superficial "fixes," which are nothing more than auxiliary work-arounds for problems which eventually have to be solved "correctly" by a "trained professional." Hackers are self-motivated, and learn through experimentation and persistence, as opposed to through "traditional" means. Computer hackers do not completely fit this definition. Due to the high artificiality of computer technology itself, computer hackers must be highly knowledgable before they can implement their first successful "hack." For them, "hacks" are the product of brilliant insight and thorough investigation, rather than the talent and natural law that go with hacking in more humanity-driven fields, such as entertainment or sports.

See Also

• Processing Power
• Other clbumes
  • Camwhore
  • Emo Kid
  • Permanoob
  • Troll