How To Become Good

• I am going to add the available replies, and various replies available in trees, I ask that those who have managed to become good bold the option that they feel is most good.

• They say the trick is being polite.

Shallow Esophagus part 1

• Thanks!
• No problem. It was easier than seducing your mother.

• Excellent!
• What if I'm not interested?

• Bye! For now!!

Futunari-Moe

• Of course, Futunari.
• So I shouldn't be showing this to my friends?... etc

• Whats your hobby?
• Yes... I'm sure its because you're busy.
• Go on.

• I'm afraid to ask, what is this so called need?
• You want to have sex with me, don't you?

• That seems easy enough.
• Why don't you get it yourself?

• You're a ****ing pervert!
• That's... so hot!
• What's the hard part?

Yoriko-chan

• Hello there.
• Moshi... what the ****ing **** are you talking about?

• Hi, I'm (your name)
• Hi, I'm Afro-Chan
• Hi, I'm Cracky-Chan
• Hi, I'm Chan-Chan
• Hi, I'm Loli-Chan
• Hi, I'm Togi-Chan
• Hi, I'm Rabbit-Chan
• Hi, I'm Yakatori-Chan
• Hi, I'm Yoshi-Chan

• Whats with those weird emoticons you keep using?
• Do you like egg whites?
• You... and breadcrumbs. Discuss.
• You know, this conversation isn't going... etc

• But they're noticeably longer. Doesn't that require more typing?
• That's almost as very special as anime.

• Lets talk about something else.
• (O_O)

• Whats with those weird emoticons you keep using?
• Do you like egg whites?
• You... and breadcrumbs. Discuss.
• You know, this conversation isn't going... etc

Cutiepie12xo

(it is has been suggested that this conversation does not seem to effect alignment)

• Damn Girl, lets get to know each other a little better!
• Actually, I'm a woman.
• No you sick ****. **** you!

• 'Sonny?' You're two years younger than me.
• Why is your picture of an old man?
• Why is your name cutiepie12xo if you're 13?
• Listen, I gotta be honest. I have a woman's genitals.

• What the hell is an Edison mechanical phonograph?
• I'm sorry. Tardiness is always tough to deal with.

• 'Sonny?' You're two years younger than me.
• Why is your picture of an old man?
• Why is your name cutirpie12xo if you're 13?
• Listen, I gotta be honest. I have a woman's genitals.

• Just how long is a donkey?
• Well maybe its time to upgrade your screen name!

• Speaking of cameras, do you have any pictures of yourself?
• I can get in trouble for that. lets get... etc

• I'm so ready to earn.
• lets talk about something else.

(select options to get picture, see episode 1 walk through)

Anonymous

• Ummm... hello?
• Shallow Esophagus sent me your contact info.
• That's pretty rude.

• Sorry, maybe you didn't realize, I'm here to help your sorry bum.
• Do I have the right person?
• I ****ed your closest living female relative last night.

• Is this some kind of endurance test, like in Fight Club?
• You know, its a good thing I don't offend easily.
• Oh yeah? maybe its is YOU who should "GTFO" as the saying goes.

• Ha! "Anonymous"? Isn't that moire like the lack of a name?
• Gosh, wouldn't you rather be yourself?
• You're anonymous? Isn't that like, chaos and ****?
• Yeah, whatever pal. Lets get down to business.

• Can't afford that nose job you always wanted?
• You despise fake breasts? for ****'s sake, why?
• No matter how advanced science... etc

• Does everyone who's anonymous feel this way?
• I understand, I will pwn their bum... etc

• I've heard enough. Less talking, more pwning!
• How am I supposed to trust you if you keep flip-flopping... etc

Shallow Esophagus part 2

(after handing him a warez OS, did not attempt with full price OS)

• Well to be honest, I did get it from a shady online store. A Russian one.
• Absolutely sure. 100%. Its legit. Too legit to quit, even.

• I thought you'd never ask!
• Wait a minute, Mr. Shady internet guy!... etc

(From top to bottom)

• Who are you?
• Who do you work for?
• a/s/l
• What is the Pythagorean... etc
• Screw it, lets discuss that mission

(This is the chain for a/s/l)

• How am I supposed to know? you wont tell me anything!
• I was hoping you were

• Too bad
• Could you pretend you were, at least?

(end of chain for a/s/l)

• Sounds simple.
• Is that all I have to do?

• then I'm gonna start gaining! yeehaw!
• now I can afford... etc
• Gracia por la oportunidad, sr. esophago!

Krystl_Crackr1969

• Umm, hi.
• What did you just ****ing say to me?
• And a merry meet to you, indeed! and might i add, blessed be?

• What, set up an adult arts and crafts clbum?
• What, hold a "human be-in?"
• What, grow disgusting gray dreadlocks in our armpits?
• What, start a human fertilized grow-op?

The_****

• Let’s move on to another subject.
• What exactly do you have against questions?

• Haha, just ****ing with you. I won’t ask you any more of those nasty questions. Let’s keep blabbin’.
• So what’s up? What’s shakin’? What’s percolatin’? What crackin’ with the booty smackin’? Wha’ gwaan? What’s good in the hood? What’s goin’ on?!

Doctor O

• What?
• Who?
• Where?
• Whence?
• Whow?

• Who are you anyway?
• How did you get my contact info?
• Why the hell would I want to see something so lame?
• Whats the sinister thing you are talking about?

• Are you sure about this, and how do you know?
• I've got some more questions for you...

• I do want to help somehow, but... etc
• **** it, fine: its some guy calling himself... etc
• Ok, its a guy by the name of "suck my ****ing male reproductive organ"... etc

• Sure, I'll look 'em up. Maybe I'll talk to my guy about it, also.
• Hey man, thats your job. I'm just here to make some bucks.

(Go to Sentrillion and search for Shallow Esophagus)

At this point you are now 8% good. Up to 40% good has been reported, I imagine the trust exercises between ratting out your various contacts play heavily into the equations.

Episode 2 Suggestions

Hear out Shallow Esophagus' problem for a large good boost.