Published Itembuildr Items
These items can be purchased at the itembuildr consumer's co-op after being created through itembuildr. Another item should be added every two days.
Because Crotch Zombie is busy with other aspects of Episode 3 development (searching for public domain softcore porn), they're using itembuildr to create most of the items. Stats are hidden, and IOUs for the item are given out to the winning submitters. They will be available in stores when Episode 3 comes out.
| Item Clbum | Item Image | Item Name | Item Stats | Base Cost | Idea Submitter | Image Submitter | Completed? |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Video File | Log in to see images!.glbum.1915.dvda | Max Ego +43 Max Sexiness +40 Max Douchebaggery +95 Offense +5 Defense +5 Luck +5 Frugality +5 Charisma +4 | Log in to see images!65,345 | Splargety | Yes! | ||
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! My Dead Girlfriend Tattoo | Max Tears +235 Offense +6 Defense +5 | Log in to see images!546,000 | Acid Flux | handofg0d | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Stigmata | Max Tears +289 Offense +10 Defense +8 | Log in to see images!398,000 | Cheetara | Aristrofl | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Gaydar | Max Sexiness +489 Offense +15 Defense +11 Charisma +22 | Log in to see images!436,000 | Gameshrk90 | Asian Rapini | Yes! | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Black Electrical Tape | Max Sexiness +214 Offense +3 Defense +4 Luck +5 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!652,000 | Vageena Davis | Inconnu | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Soul Piercing | Max Tears +291 Offense +11 Defense +10 | Log in to see images!345,000 | Cruzader | Inconnu | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Complete set of all 7 Dragon Balls | Max Ego +30 Offense +15 Defense +21 | Log in to see images!550,000 | CrinkzPipe | momentumenergy | Yes! | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Used School Girl Panties | Max Sexiness +207 Offense +5 Defense +2 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!578,000 | Raepdog | ninja_pedophile | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Spinal Tap | Max Tears +351 Offense +10 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!451,000 | GoshSpeedy | Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Kama Sutra Pop-Up Book | Max Ego +14 Max Sexiness +42 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!319,000 | ThRiLlHo123455 | Bashy | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Autographed First Edition of Mein Kampf | Max Ego +15 Max Douchebaggery +39 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!319,000 | dobnits | ninjies | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Master Ball | Max Ego +48 Offense +23 Defense +33 | Log in to see images!325,000 | Peregrine | stupid name | Yes! | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Entire Second Grade Girls Soccer Team | Max Douchebaggery +604 Offense +11 Defense +28 | Log in to see images!706,000 | Cheetara | ninjies | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Why Are They Putting Daddy in the Ground? | Max Douchebaggery +39 Max Tears +25 Defense +5 Charisma +5 | Log in to see images!506,000 | PUBICDAWG | ninjies | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Sexy Librarian Glbumes | Max Sexiness +447 Offense +9 Defense +11 Charisma +18 | Log in to see images!311,091 | DubbleD1g1tz | Vageena Davis | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Crossed Out Name Tattoo | Max Tears +208 Offense +6 Defense +5 | Log in to see images!394,991 | Samildanach | Buck_Cheeks_923 | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Oversized Jackie Onbumis Glbumes | Max Sexiness +539 Offense +13 Defense +12 Charisma +21 | Log in to see images!493,260~ | plk | Vageena Davis | Yes! | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Mary Janes | Max Sexiness +24 Offense +3 Defense +1 | Log in to see images!7,470 | DubbleD1g1tz | Vageena Davis | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Auschwitz Identification Number | Max Tears +247 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!673,000 | Cheetara | Re-Retard | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Death Clock | Max Tears +290 Offense +8 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!260,000 | Wyrd | SplodgeMonkey | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Botched Do-It-Yourself Piercing | Max Tears +276 Offense +8 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!260,000 | SplodgeMonkey | IceDragon | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Inactivated Conficker Virus | Max Processing Power +52 Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!176,500 | Alexia von Drachen | STRONGVICIOUS88 | Yes! | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Hamster-Powered Motherboard | Max Processing Power +50 Offense +8 Defense +8 Luck +5 | Log in to see images!176,500 | Snap017 | Potilas | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Medical Eyepatch | Max Sexiness +518 Offense +17 Defense +12 Charisma +22 | Log in to see images!470,000 | ninjies | Newton | Yes! | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Pleather Thigh-Highs | Max Sexiness +37 Offense +4 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!6,205 | Kitten-Face | Mistress Mary Starscream | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Wrist Slash Tattoo | Max Tears +249 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!509,500 | Metaldragon | kittiejenn | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Corset Piercing | Max Tears +185 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!62,000 | naughty-mayhem | Black Dragon | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Power Glove | Max Ego +16 Max Processing Power +24 Offense +12 Defense +15 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!213,000 | DubbleD1g1tz | DarkArmy | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! The Big Book of Dead Babies | Max Ego +8 Max Douchebaggery +40 Max Tears +13 Defense +3 Luck +2 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!412,500 | Vageena Davis | Johnny Mac | Yes! | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Body Paint | Max Sexiness +213 Offense +4 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!615,000 | Johnny Mac | KinkyKinkajou | Yes! | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Vulgari™ Pretentious | Max Sexiness +335 Offense +11 Defense +10 Charisma +18 | Log in to see images!260,000 | JayZJay | DarkArmy | Yes! | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Japanese Schoolgirl Knee-high Socks | Max Sexiness +46 Offense +5 Defense +1 | Log in to see images!3,970 | Captainman | DarkArmy | Yes! | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Wirefire 6.38 | Max Ego +42 | Log in to see images!3,499 | McMacTaco360 | JayZJay | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Fix Itembuildr Tattoo | Max Tears +235 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!455,233 | IceDragon | ____ | Yes! | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Adoption Certificate | Max Ego +24 Max Tears +149 Offense +16 Defense +20 | Log in to see images!292,500 | AJ_Impy | PseudoNymph | Yes! | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Chainmail Bikini | Max Sexiness +213 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!596,500 | Kitten-Face | DarkArmy | Yes! | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Your High School Yearbook | Max Ego +12 Max Douchebaggery +39 Max Tears +7 Defense +2 Luck +3 Charisma +2 | Log in to see images!365,750 | KinkyKinkajou | JayZJay | Yes! | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Clitoral Ring | Max Tears +272 Offense +7 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!200,000 | Alorwin | JulieTearJerkyOnTheFloor | Yes! | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Soviet Spetznium™ Proccessor | Max Processing Power +37 Offense +11 Defense +8 | Log in to see images!109,000 | ZombieFreak | timorpheus | Yes! | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Yet Another Pointless Itembuildr Tattoo | Max Tears +258 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!591,250 | moblin21 | Jellycakes | Yes! | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! PointLezz™ MicroNotebook | Max Ego +36 | Log in to see images!2,749 | Vageena Davis | bearzrnyce | 06/02/2009 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Overly Complex Steampunk Monocle | Max Sexiness +79 Max Douchebaggery +25 Offense +4 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!62,000 | Ambient Etheral | DARK_QUACK | 06/04/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Trolling for Dummies | Max Ego +4 Max Douchebaggery +39 Max Tears +19 Defense +4 Luck +1 Charisma +4 | Log in to see images!459,250 | Inconnu | W33N3R | 06/06/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Tempdress ™ Crotchless Panties | Max Sexiness +212 Offense +4 Defense +4 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!633,500 | Wylin | man-man | 06/08/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Ridiculously Ergonomic Keyboard | Max Processing Power +38 Offense +9 Defense +5 | Log in to see images!78,250 | Catt although | Inconnu | 06/10/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Stephen Hawking’s Voice | Max Ego +8 Max Processing Power +37 Offense +10 Defense +12 Luck +4 | Log in to see images!194,875 | the jibbilies | man-man | 06/12/2009 | |
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Walt Disney's Frozen Head | Log in to see images!70,000 | Joseph of Suburbia | Heaven | 06/14/2009 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Six trillion Zimbabwean dollars | Log in to see images!70,000 | GulpingAgain | rawrmonsta | 06/16/2009 | ||
| Useless Junk | Log in to see images! Preorder Receipt for Duke Nukem Forever | Log in to see images!16,763 | Vageena Davis | scully | 06/18/2009 | ||
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Lead Pipe Through the Head | Max Tears +293 Offense +10 Defense +9 | Log in to see images!318,500 | man-man | Lime555 | 06/20/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Ex-Girlfriends | Max Tears +236 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!736,500 | andrestyle | Skeith_ | 06/22/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Stripper Pole | Max Sexiness +270 Offense +9 Defense +9 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!200,000 | The Spanker | Re dei sepolcri | 06/24/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Self-Built Computer | Max Ego +47 | Log in to see images!4,249 | Cl0ckw3rk | Jubbles | 06/26/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! On the Orgies of Species | Max Ego +14 Max Douchebaggery +38 Max Tears +4 Defense +1 Luck +4 Charisma +1 | Log in to see images!342,375 | Bragzor | British | 06/28/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Strategically Placed Band-aids | Max Sexiness +207 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!587,250 | NeoVid | Keeblrkid | 06/30/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Hard Drive full o’ Porn | Max Processing Power +52 Offense +8 Defense +8 | Log in to see images!146,468 | andrestyle | ghax | 07/02/2009 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Sex-Ray Vision Glbumes | Max Sexiness +267 Offense +9 Defense +9 Charisma +13 | Log in to see images!200,000 | DarkArmy | ghax | 07/04/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Dolphin Tattoo | Max Tears +243 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!386,875 | ghax | twelvety | 07/07/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! IRL Firewall | Max Ego +23 Max Processing Power +12 Offense +14 Defense +18 Luck +2 | Log in to see images!231,625 | zahlman | Kongming | 07/09/2009 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Ballet Slippers | Max Sexiness +45 Offense +5 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!5,573 | DubbleD1g1tz | derfboy23 | 07/11/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! The Vincent Van Gogh | Max Tears +293 Offense +11 Defense +9 | Log in to see images!371,500 | andrestyle | andrestyle | 07/13/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Gold Star Sticker | Max Ego +24 | Log in to see images!1,499 | Wylin | MC Banhammer | 07/15/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Plum™ iPorn™ | Max Processing Power +72 Offense +4 Defense +4 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!164,750 | Kittysan | Ikaruwa | 07/17/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Your Bad Behavior Killed Santa | Max Ego +10 Max Douchebaggery +40 Max Tears +10 Defense +3 Luck +3 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!389,125 | andrestyle | W33N3R | 07/19/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Lucky Dead Squirrel | Max Ego +25 | Log in to see images!1,499 | SanDyk | Bucephalus | 07/21/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Dead Grandparent Memorial Tattoo | Max Tears +232 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!468,625 | mudkip_akimbo | DarkArmy | 07/23/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Full Length Mirror | Max Sexiness +30 Offense +4 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!6,838 | Sarcasm Inc | DarkArmy | 07/25/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Fuzzy Handcuffs | Max Sexiness +32 Offense +4 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!6,838 | Sly Mold | Inertia | 07/27/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Plum™ iBrator™ | Max Sexiness +210 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!605,750 | Kittysan | Aldo_Anything | 07/29/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Bubble Wrap Bra | Max Sexiness +224 Offense +5 Defense +3 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!605,750 | male reproductive organpunch Gina | Dunatis | 07/31/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! 1,000 Facebook Friends | Max Sexiness +402 Offense +11 Defense +11 Charisma +19 | Log in to see images!311,000 | GroundZero | Skyman747 | 08/02/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! The Ol’ Backup | Max Ego +24 | Log in to see images!1,499 | ChronoDrgn | quantumenergy | 08/04/2009 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Hypnotism Glbumes | Max Sexiness +440 Offense +11 Defense +11 Charisma +19 | Log in to see images!311,000 | Fang Yuan | Amasius | 08/06/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! The Big Picture Book of STDs | Max Ego +6 Max Douchebaggery +41 Max Tears +16 Defense +4 Luck +2 Charisma +4 | Log in to see images!435,875 | Anon Ymous | Devianlawl | 08/08/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Misspelled Tattoo | Max Tears +247 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!550,375 | zer0_clu3 | Advocato | 08/10/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Flux Capacitor | Max Processing Power +25 Offense +12 Defense +12 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!188,250 | mterek | HannarCookie29 | 08/12/2009 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Gem-Studded Crawks™ | Max Sexiness +32 Offense +4 Defense +2 | Log in to see images!6,838 | Advocato | wtfmcnuggets | 08/14/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Diamond Studded Dildo | Max Ego +24 Max Sexiness +103 Offense +14 Defense +18 Luck +3 Charisma +3 | Log in to see images!465,375 | SHINOBIPANDA | FSW | 08/16/2009 | |
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Douché & Golddigger G69s | Max Sexiness +480 Offense +10 Defense +13 Charisma +20 | Log in to see images!349,000 | Asuka424 | Asuka424 | 08/18/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Bachelor of Liberal Arts Degree | Max Ego +13 | Log in to see images!525 | male reproductive organ Tardfart | ****tard | 08/20/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Coconut Bra | Max Sexiness +224 Offense +4 Defense +4 Luck +6 Charisma +6 | Log in to see images!624,250 | wtfmcnuggets | Re dei sepolcri | 08/22/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Black Light Tattoo | Max Tears +256 Offense +6 Defense +6 | Log in to see images!632,125 | The Spanker | Henry Chinaski | 08/24/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Railroad Spike | Max Tears +321 Offense +10 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!424,500 | mterek | Shiroi Hime | 08/26/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Graphing Calculator | Max Ego +13 | Log in to see images!525 | mterek | Ger-Man | 08/28/2009 | |
| Books | Log in to see images! Anne Frank’s Diary | Max Ego +2 Max Douchebaggery +37 Max Tears +23 Defense +5 Luck +1 Charisma +5 | Log in to see images!482,625 | Switzerland | Milovana_great timeshardy | 08/30/2009 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Ultra High Heels | Max Sexiness +43 Offense +5 Defense +1 | Log in to see images!3,485 | ghax | mterek | 09/01/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Non-Porn Blocker | Max Sexiness +16 Max Processing Power +24 Offense +6 Defense +5 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!91,669 | naughty-mayhem | EvilHom3r | 09/03/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! The Corset of Quantum Uncertainty | Max Sexiness +292 Offense +7 | Log in to see images!1,012,000 | burningpopsicles | mterek | 09/05/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Frankenstein's Neck Bolts | Max Tears +597 Offense +19 Charisma +2 | mterek | Swine | 09/07/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Oversized Monocle | Max Sexiness +1050 Offense +10 Defense +10 Max Douchebaggery +1050 | Swine | harley-mcgee | 09/08/2009 | ||
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Gore-Lieberman ‘00 | Max Tears +459 Offense +12 Defense +12 | mterek | mterek | 09/10/2009 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! Troll Eggs and Spam | Offense +6 Defense +6 Luck +10 | Log in to see images!524,000 | mterek | mterek | 09/12/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Kommodore K64 | Max Ego +115 | Aldo_Anything | wtfmcnuggets | 09/14/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Borkenstock™ Sandals | Max Sexiness +150 Defense +10 | Log in to see images!21,740,000 | wtfmcnuggets | man-man | 09/16/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Finger Web Piercings | Max Tears +386 | Shii | Asuka424 | 09/18/2009 | ||
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Portable Hadron Collider | Max Ego +115 | mterek | man-man | 09/20/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! ViewMaster Goggles | Offense +14 Defense Max Douchebaggery +450 | Afterthotz | man-man | 09/22/2009 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! Wikipedia Print Edition | Max Sexiness +125 Luck +12 | Log in to see images! 09/24/2009 | ||||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Utility Belt | Fortunato | Afterthotz | 09/26/2009 | |||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Auto INCIT Spamming Script | Max Douchebaggery +500 Offense +11 Defense +11 | petkeeper18 | Ricket | 09/28/2009 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! List of Emergency Numbers | Max Ego +117 Offense +7 Defense +8 Luck +7 | Log in to see images!579,000 | Afterthotz | JayZJay | 09/30/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! 4-D Rubik's Cube | Max Ego +200 Charisma +38 Offense +15 Defense +15 Luck +12 | Log in to see images!19,542,000 | mterek | man-man | 10/02/2009 | |
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! MC Banhammer Memorial Life-Size Love Doll | Max Douchebaggery +992 Defense +58 Offense +18 | Ricket | Nicco | 10/04/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Cement High Heels | Max Sexiness +131 Offence +9 Defense +9 Luck +9 | Log in to see images!14,762,000 | Ricket | Bragzor | 10/06/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Booby Trap | Max Sexiness +500 Defense +14 | Log in to see images!21,745,000 | MC Banhammer | mterek | 10/08/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! 120” Spectacular™ LCD Monitor | Defense +28 Offense +28 Luck +19 Max Processing Power +188 | Log in to see images!17,079,000 | JayZJay | Inertia | 10/10/2009 | |
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Unidentifiable Anime Character | Max Tears +516 Offense +14 Defense +14 | Log in to see images!20,355,000 | Jubbles | quantumenergy | 10/12/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Crime Lab Computer (As Seen On TV!) | Max Ego +75 | Ricket | iSecksMachine | 10/14/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! John Lennon’s Burial Glbumes | Max Ego +63 | handofg0d | mterek | 10/16/2009 | ||
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Soulstone of a Prime Evil | Max Tears +456 Offense +14 Defense +13 | Aldo_Anything | Ladee | 10/18/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Their Shoes | Max Sexiness +113 Offense+8 Defense +8 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!3,510,000 | petkeeper18 | Ger-Man | 10/20/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Certificate to Your Own Star | Max Ego +400 | Kittysan | 10/22/2009 | |||
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Baby’s First Bra™ | Max Sexiness +389 Offense +9 Charisma +11 | Log in to see images!4,341,000 | SoronTheBeast | FunJelly8 | 10/24/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! HAL Operating System | Max Processing Power +110 | Joseph of Suburbia | Afterthotz | 10/26/2009 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Evil Trout’s soul | Max Ego +1 | Log in to see images!99,999,999 | FunJelly8 | Afterthotz | 10/28/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Protivate™ | Sarcasm Inc | 10/30/2009 | ||||
| Books | Log in to see images! First 3 million decimals of Pi | Godly Kitteh | 11/01/2009 | ||||
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Demon Horns | Max Tears +685 Offense +22 Charisma +4 | SoronTheBeast | Saturn12 | 11/03/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Log in to see images! **** Me™ Sneakers | Max Sexiness +77 Offense+5 Defence +5 | Log in to see images!12,809 | SoronTheBeast | Afterthotz | 11/05/2009 | |
| Computers | Log in to see images! Xenuware Computer | Max Ego +150 | petkeeper18 | 11/08/2009 | |||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Antichrist™ Scleral lenses | Max Douchebaggery +250 | FunJelly8 | FunJelly8 | 11/10/2009 | ||
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Real Snuff Video | Max Douchebaggery +680 Defense +40 | Dunatis | jixmas | 11/12/2009 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! My Very First™ Book of Internet Memes | Afterthotz | Conny_Dachs | 11/14/2009 | |||
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Hello Klitty™ Bandages | Max Sexiness +260 Charisma +7 Luck +7 Defense +7 | Log in to see images!875,000 | TehJennz | Techno_Viking | 11/16/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Crocodile spine. | Max Tears +640 Offense +19 Charisma +2 | Kyouchou Budgie | 11/18/2009 | |||
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Plum™ iSpy™ | Offense +20 Defense +20 | ms-karen | coolerderek | 11/20/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Double Monocles | Offense +7 Charisma +7 Max Douchebaggery +350 | Master_Troll | Afterthotz | 11/22/2009 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Super Pretendo Entertainment System | Master_Troll | 11/24/2009 | ||||
| Computers | Log in to see images! Victorian SteamPlum™ | Max Ego +90 | scully | Afterthotz | 11/26/2009 | ||
| Shoes | Coin Slot Stripper Shoes | Max Sexiness +128 Offense +9 Defense +8 Luck +8 | Log in to see images!10,781 | LeCru | Aldo_Anything | 11/28/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! The Toilet Desk Chair | Parlok | 11/30/2009 | ||||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! 100 Power Stars | Ego +225 Defense +9 | SoronTheBeast | Afterthotz | 12/02/2009 | ||
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! See-through bra | Max Sexiness +600 Defense +16 | Log in to see images!26,685,000 | quangntenemy | Little-Rena | 12/04/2009 | |
| Piercings | Log in to see images! Testicle Studs | Max Tears +470 Offense +14 Defense +14 | d4 | Drakodan | 12/06/2009 | ||
| Glbumes | Log in to see images! Night Vision Goggles | Max Douchebaggery +200 | Parlok | Phanto | 12/08/2009 | ||
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Dad’s Credit Card | Luck +27 | Drakodan | patheticgirl43 | 12/10/2009 | ||
| Computers | Log in to see images! Gigabitz™ Supercomputer | Max Ego +200 | Phanto | The Cat Who Walked Through Malls | 12/12/2009 | ||
| Tattoos | Log in to see images! Summon Circle | Max Tears +300 Defense +8 | Circlejerk | 12/14/2009 | |||
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Mood Lingerie | Max Sexiness +340 Charisma +9 | Log in to see images!480,000 | blacknarwhal | Skeith | 12/16/2009 | |
| Shoes | Log in to see images! Ancient Chinese Foot Bindings | Max Sexiness +92 Offense +6 Defense +6 Luck +7 | Log in to see images!53,000 | MercWithMouth | MercWithMouth | 12/18/2009 | |
| Hardware | Log in to see images! Cybersex doll | Offense +19 | quangntenemy | Phanto | 12/20/2009 | ||
| Fetishes | Log in to see images! Prom Queen’s Diary | Max Douchebaggery +1050 Defense +61 | Drakodan | Sadew | 12/22/2009 | ||
| Books | Log in to see images! Read The ****ing Manual Manual | Max Processing Power +175 Offense +12 | Heaven | Skeith_ | 12/24/2009 | ||
| Computers | Log in to see images! Evil Trout’s Computer | Max Ego +100 | Log in to see images!500,000 | quangntenemy | Shishu | 12/26/2009 | |
| Lingerie | Log in to see images! Network Censorship | Max Sexiness +270 Offense +7 Charisma +7 Luck +3 | Log in to see images!933,000 | Sarcasm Inc | patheticgirl43 | 12/28/2009 | |
| Special Items | Log in to see images! Big Red bumon | Teh Cezar | 12/30/2009 | ||||
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