Pwnage

I’m sure you’re familiar with the basic forces in the universe: gravity, the weak nuclear force, the strong nuclear force and electromagnetism. Some time ago, a fifth force was discovered. A force so strong that, when harnessed properly, can destroy a web forum from the inside out. Its existence has remained a secret, pbumed down to only an elite group of people. The force is known as PWNAGE. It is pronounced “ownage.”