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Crinkz Posted:

Does the Falcon Punch offend you?

it’s ****ing lame but not offensive…

capt falcon is a ****ing gaybum character tho… who teh **** dersses in tights, wtf

why was your application subpar for acceptance into the airforce?

Master_Troll Posted:

why was your application subpar for acceptance into the airforce?

i was overweight by like 20 pounds

but earlier before they threw me on the scale i took the asvab and they were like “**** here, look at this book of jobs, you can do anything, holy crap please sign here”

after they threw me on the scale it was like “okay you need to lose some weight then please come back”

**** those bumholes, they never even offered to help

Fingerz Posted:

What’s your real name?

not that drunk you dumb ****, and you already know it

but srsly tho, i actually got the paperwork from the court to change my last name to “falcon”, but never submitted it because i’m a poor piece of **** that can’t afford the news postings they require

FalCoN Posted:

How did you invent the Moving male reproductive organ Spoiler?

talking about this: Log in to see images!

i think that was nicco’s and it is ****ing awesome… gj nicco

Uncle Joey Posted:

Will you **** off and die already?

no actually… flamebate is a very unique forum where i can dish out the “**** yous” and not get b& like i have from like, 15, 20 other internet forums in the past… seriously i’ve been banned from like, every conceivable internet forum, even 4chan, once… lol

but no

FalconFour Posted:

i think that was nicco’s and it is ****ing awesome… gj nicco

No, it was you. Nicco is p. horrible.

Sidenote: Actually this FalconFour guy really has become a decent poster. I’m glad that everything worked out. Thumbs up, keep it up!

FalconFour Posted:

you’re a flip flopping bastard that can’t decide which goddamn side of a subject you’re on… one second you’re all like “omfg my friend lol” and one second you’re like “well i uh, i’ll get back to you about my email address”... then you just fall off the face of the planet and it’s like wtf… then you come back posting pro-7vd threads all like “yeah go 7vd” with your lame “lolicon planning committe” main… why the **** would you have your main in a klan you only talk about 1/100th of the time, that makes no ****ing sense… if you’re so pro-7vd why don’t you have your main in 7vd… o that’s right 7vd is a piece of **** and only a fabulous person would have a char in 7vd

so that makes you not a fabulous person

dawg u not so gay

good work

Well. Thing change one second your all like bwahaha bumhurt then its like okay Fingerz is cool, then she starts posting dragons and its like for the love of ****ing existence have I ever really supported you? I made an alt for 7VD. But no I would never let my name ever be so bumociated to that worthless ****. Ill tm you my email, I had a friend over, and my main one had my name in it.

Were still going fishing right?