Master_Troll Posted:

why was your application subpar for acceptance into the airforce?

i was overweight by like 20 pounds

but earlier before they threw me on the scale i took the asvab and they were like “**** here, look at this book of jobs, you can do anything, holy crap please sign here”

after they threw me on the scale it was like “okay you need to lose some weight then please come back”

**** those bumholes, they never even offered to help