Sheen Kidz Couture didnt work out how i wanted it to and now i got ****in warehouses of kids clothes that wouldnt even fit my male reproductive organ

lucky for me the goverment might be able to do 9/11 but they cant keep Charlie Sheen’s in your face style out of your face

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its called the davinci collection because the italian fruit wished he could invent himself threads like this but all he made was some helicopter he never even got around to making

i am the new davinci the davinci of lookin like a fly mother ****er

look at that shirt its retro designs exude a sense of cool smooth yet effortless style

its the kind of shirt youd wear at the bowling alley in the 50s or while listening to elvis and gropin the **** out of some big 50s titties all feeling the soft smooth fabric of the davinci collection mbumage your nipples and you mbumage her nipples

theyre all bumon up short sleeve shirts because you never know how much of your arm you can get up in there

right now its just shirts but if they sell well i might get to help design other things like cowboys hats or chinos or a kind of short pant that can only be worn on a yacht maybe some kind of cape

like the sexy mans cape nobody done that before

and some dancin shoes i got a lot of good ideas for dancin shoes

anyway you can start buyin my shirts in june at globalrebels.com dont worry ill remind you

theyll cost like $60 but it’s worth cuz: Dressin Like Sheen is Like Dressin Like a Dream

pretty ****in catchy!

Nice clothes. Can I talk you out of them?

Ho Ho.

Actually, no. I have no desire to see your flabby man flesh. Captain Amazing don’t swing that way.

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

no can do sheeny, but i’ll take the hot chick in yer sig, she gives me a mad boner

man if your gonna hit on my best girl for cheatin on my wife you should at least buy a shirt dude

****in courtesy you know

i forgot to mention all the shirts in this line smell like woman's genitals

and not that imitation woman's genitals smell you get from scented candles and **** AUTHENTIC cooter aroma

I looked through the site’s gallery and I gotta say, those are some really sweet threads. If I were you I’d heed Charlie’s advice and buy some of that stuff for a little brother or sister or niece or nephew. Hell, I’d buy some of those clothes for my little brother if he weren’t 21 years old and 6’3”.

Why the **** isn’t this in most recent topics?

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Odalisque Posted:

have anything more revealing?

heres my designer line of swim trunks

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consider it an apetizer baby

its cheese n bacon potato skins before an two pound burger sweetheart