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Religion ATTENTION: Church of Anonymous

Warpvader

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Behold, your one true religion.

Video – Church of Anonymous vs. Church of Scientology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGq_M1KDG_U

Join us, and we shall prevail – for the lulz.

Church Positions – Still recruiting.

[Tax exemption may or may not apply.]

Discuss here.

Warpvader edited this message on 03/16/2008 9:54PM

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BLACKPECKER

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Anonymous should file for tax exempt status.

Starfang_42

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BLACKPECKER Posted:

Anonymous should file for tax exempt status.

I’m certain that needs info that would make them not anonymous anymore.

Warpvader

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The question still stands for what our deity should be.

Any ideas?

Warpvader edited this message on 03/16/2008 10:03PM

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obviously no one knows it’s name. it is also anonymous.

handofg0d

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Hey guyz,

I am a scientologist and I think its balls that you rag on us all the time. My church really respects me and teaches me true enlightment. I love my church and that’s why I donate 70% of my paycheck each week to them, so that they can spread the word of scientology, and defend themselves (and me as a member) from your guys threats and legal suits. I think its really messed up you make fun of xenu but I can’t make fun of your jesus all coming back to life and turning water into wine and walking on water and feeding fishermen with one loaf of bread, what is he a fucking david copperfield or something? I dont see why mine is any more weird than yours? Besides mine is real, I know because I paid over a million dollars to have my thetan levels decreased and I am close to becoming an OT1. So please dont make fun ok? I paid a lot of money for the comfort of knowing people will love me if I pay them, OK?

Warpvader

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handofg0d Posted:

Hey guyz,

I am a scientologist and I think its balls that you rag on us all the time. My church really respects me and teaches me true enlightment. I love my church and that’s why I donate 70% of my paycheck each week to them, so that they can spread the word of scientology, and defend themselves (and me as a member) from your guys threats and legal suits. I think its really messed up you make fun of xenu but I can’t make fun of your jesus all coming back to life and turning water into wine and walking on water and feeding fishermen with one loaf of bread, what is he a fucking david copperfield or something? I dont see why mine is any more weird than yours? Besides mine is real, I know because I paid over a million dollars to have my thetan levels decreased and I am close to becoming an OT1. So please dont make fun ok? I paid a lot of money for the comfort of knowing people will love me if I pay them, OK?

The Church of Scientology is a sham and a scam created by a science fiction writer.

We at Church of Anonymous are far superior compared to those at Church of Scientology, as our sole purpose is to generate epic lulz.

Plus, we do not suck your wallet dry. That’s always a bonus, isn’t it?

Warpvader edited this message on 03/16/2008 10:25PM

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Velveteen Posted:

obviously no one knows it’s name. it is also anonymous.

I was thinking that our deity should be in a more tangible and identifiable form.

Such as our great overlord Xenu.

Warpvader edited this message on 03/16/2008 10:53PM

BLACKPECKER

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handofg0d Posted:

Hey guyz,

I am a scientologist and I think its balls that you rag on us all the time. My church really respects me and teaches me true enlightment. I love my church and that’s why I donate 70% of my paycheck each week to them, so that they can spread the word of scientology, and defend themselves (and me as a member) from your guys threats and legal suits. I think its really messed up you make fun of xenu but I can’t make fun of your jesus all coming back to life and turning water into wine and walking on water and feeding fishermen with one loaf of bread, what is he a fucking david copperfield or something? I dont see why mine is any more weird than yours? Besides mine is real, I know because I paid over a million dollars to have my thetan levels decreased and I am close to becoming an OT1. So please dont make fun ok? I paid a lot of money for the comfort of knowing people will love me if I pay them, OK?

BLACKPECKER edited this message on 03/17/2008 12:00AM

Pygmi

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BLACKPECKER Posted:

Anonymous should file for tax exempt status.

XD That would be epic, me first me first…. and then I’ll claim my imaginary friends as dependants

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Warpvader Posted:

The Church of Scientology is a sham and a scam created by a science fiction writer.

We at Church of Anonymous are far superior compared to those at Church of Scientology, as our sole purpose is to generate epic lulz.

Plus, we do not suck your wallet dry. That’s always a bonus, isn’t it?

you’re a moron. way to fail at recognizing an obvious troll.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

Lulz

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wow, someone was arrested a year ago for a group thats only formed within the last few months?

AvrilrawksSS66-
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The whole Anonymous thing is quite older then the “Church of Anonymous”

It was made popular and well known by 4chan I think.

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how long ago, though, they only started attacking scientology recently

fornicon

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I totally sexored the hell out of Xenu last night.

For serious.

BLACKPECKER

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Velveteen Posted:

how long ago, though, they only started attacking scientology recently

PLEASE tell me you are joking/RPing. Seriously.

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Avatar: 28922 Mon Jul 14 02:53:07 -0400 2008
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well they didn’t lay in to scientology till that video was leaked with the tom cruise video, right?

i mean i guess they coulda been doing some shit before then, but thats when it became anonymous vs. scientology

i mean OBVIOUSLY 4chan was around well before then.

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 03/18/2008 12:22AM

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