handofg0d Posted:

Hey guyz,

I am a scientologist and I think its balls that you rag on us all the time. My church really respects me and teaches me true enlightment. I love my church and that’s why I donate 70% of my paycheck each week to them, so that they can spread the word of scientology, and defend themselves (and me as a member) from your guys threats and legal suits. I think its really messed up you make fun of xenu but I can’t make fun of your jesus all coming back to life and turning water into wine and walking on water and feeding fishermen with one loaf of bread, what is he a ****ing david copperfield or something? I dont see why mine is any more weird than yours? Besides mine is real, I know because I paid over a million dollars to have my thetan levels decreased and I am close to becoming an OT1. So please dont make fun ok? I paid a lot of money for the comfort of knowing people will love me if I pay them, OK?