i love this thread so many and I am glad the OP is here to have made it

unlike ****hole’s mother, who hates him and wishes that the coat hanger hadn’t scarred her woman's genitals horrifically and had managed to extract the fetus of ****hole

****hole’s father doesnt get much mention, and i feel as if we’re glossing over a person who played a very big part in ****hole’s development

****hole’s father had always had problems with his sexuality. in high school he thought he liked girls, but always had trouble averting his eyes in the gym room

when he was returning the cop car he crashed into a school, running over several families

jim greeted his cell mate with a smile and a wave, but was met with a shank a male reproductive organ up the bum

jim desperately wished he could return home. he didnt count on there being no lube, and as far as first experiencea into the world of homosexuality, this had to be one of the worst

and then jim was runover by the party bus on a trip to get liquor

some party >:|

****hole made very few friends, but those he did make he considered the best in the world. often inviting them over for sleepovers, they would stay up all night swapping secrets. ****hole had always had curious liking for one of his friends though, and one night as both boys lay tucked under the covers ****hole made a daring move. he turned his body and gently sweeped his hand across the other boy’s body. a shiver went down his spine and he began getting excited. not wanting to wake him up he moved closer still, and moved his hand one more, but this time dangerously close to his groin. to his delight ****hole saw his friend’s member slowly rising. ****hole quickly slid his hand down his pants and began stroking his male reproductive organ, staring at his friend and breathing heavily. he tried to keep as quiet as he could, but he woke and stared in shock at what was transpiring. “Now now’, he said, ‘there’s no need for you to be doing that, let me help.’ He began rapidly rubbing ****hole’s male reproductive organ, and right when he was about to great times, quickly moved his mouth down to his throbbing member and slid it into his mouth. ****hole came in a splash of white and lay panting in bed. eventually he slid over to his friend and whispered into his ear, ‘It’s my turn now.’ ;D

****hole was finally gaining a little bit of confidence, and invited another friend over, hoping to repeat his previous success. Late at night ****hole gently slid up to his friend and began licking his ear. His friend woke up and stared blankly at ****hole, and then began beating the **** out of him, screaing ‘What the **** do you think you’re doing, fabulous person!? Huh, you fabulous person, don’t you ever touch me again!’

****hole roled up into a ball and cried, hoping to avoid his punches. But his friend kept hitting and hitting and ****hole was admitted to the hospital in the morning, every bone in his body broken.